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Liveline Thread 17/06/2015 to date

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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Joe Duffy Pain Clinic


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,843 ✭✭✭Uncle Ben


    This is fcuking great. The health service is so bad now that the people are operating on themselves. No need for hospitals, just whiskey, you tube and a saw. Next.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    "My god" overload


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,308 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    If we listened to everything coming in the best thing would be for her to start building a time machine to go back to the day i happened and for her to not get her fingers caught in the door.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,252 ✭✭✭Dia1988


    "Thank god Im not mad"

    Mmmmm......Jury is still out on that one!


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    3 x not working and 1 with an upcoming payout from the 4 Goldmines


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,308 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Bye, bye, don't call back.


  • Posts: 3,656 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Yeah please make it a PRIVATE conversation !!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,953 ✭✭✭wingnut


    Joe watches 24 hours in A&E with a box of tissues I'd say, and not because he is crying.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,308 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    I would say a bullet wound to the flute would be more painful.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,953 ✭✭✭wingnut


    A page on Facebook called People in Pain.


  • Posts: 3,656 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Jeez ...talk about self absorbed!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Even Joe is pained out, now.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,843 ✭✭✭Uncle Ben


    If we listened to everything coming in the best thing would be for her to start building a time machine to go back to the day i happened and for her to not get her fingers caught in the door.

    Ah brilliant, they've even a facebuke page for self mutilation.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,953 ✭✭✭wingnut


    It hurts more than cancer. WTF?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,972 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    Megan, Zoe, Kathleen, Paula

    Rte's version of loose women


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 465 ✭✭Richmond Ultra


    She just says its worse than childbirth or cancer. Take a hike girl its a finger.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,562 ✭✭✭Tiger Mcilroy


    hurts more than cancer...get away to **** out of that.

    you had your whinge now take it to facebewk.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    wingnut wrote: »
    A page on Facebook called People in Pain.

    Too catch all - Could apply to us, as listeners to the whineline


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 465 ✭✭Richmond Ultra


    She just says its worse than childbirth or cancer. Take a hike girl its a finger.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    I would say a bullet wound to the flute would be more painful.

    None of those things compare with the pain of listening to the LavLahn?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,843 ✭✭✭Uncle Ben


    dvcireland wrote: »
    Megan, Zoe, Kathleen, Paula

    Rte's version of loose women

    Bits of them every where.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,972 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    Even Joe is pained out, now.

    Joe helping himself to Marian's gin supply


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    Ah!......the cheap advertising slot?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    Doorbell for a deaf person?

    It's called a light switch


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    This caller probably wants taxpayers to buy his products for deaf people


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,336 ✭✭✭Hamilcar


    How are the deaf people going to hear about his system?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 599 ✭✭✭curioser


    Why don't they incorporate the "mosquito" sound into the fire alarm? Only childrens' ears can pick it up apparently.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,363 ✭✭✭✭Del.Monte


    All this talk of chopping things off puts me in mind of this Monty Python sketch. :D



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,308 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Does any country on earth have fire alarms in hotel rooms for the deaf? How many deaf people died in hotel room fires?


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