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Farming Chit Chat sticks it to six.

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  • #2702
    Muckit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,171 ✭✭✭✭Muckit


    Is a leatherman a brand of dildo?


  • #2703
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    Muckit wrote: »
    Is a leatherman a brand of dildo?

    It's a brand of knife dear :p


  • #2704
    Muckit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,171 ✭✭✭✭Muckit


    Kovu wrote: »
    It's a brand of knife dear :p

    Kinky


  • #2705
    Muckit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,171 ✭✭✭✭Muckit


    Did you whip out the furry handcuffs and make a citizens arrest?


  • #2706
    Nekarsulm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,292 ✭✭✭✭Nekarsulm


    THE HERALD
    5-08-15

    CRAZED COUNTRY-WOMAN HOLDS
    TEEN CAPTIVE.

    A youth was recovering in hospital after being
    lured back to a Dublin apartment last Sunday.
    Thomas "Thommo" McDermot remembers
    nothing after leaving well known nightspot
    "Copperface Jacks" at about 4 am.

    Thommo, who plays a variety of sports, mainly on the PC,
    was rescued by emergency services early Sunday morning.
    A lady , who was discovered in a state of undress
    while brandishing what Gardai describe as a "multi-
    bladed weapon" is helping Gardai with their enquiries.


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  • #2707
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    Nekarsulm wrote: »
    THE HERALD
    5-08-15

    CRAZED COUNTRY-WOMAN HOLDS
    TEEN CAPTIVE.

    A youth was recovering in hospital after being
    lured back to a Dublin apartment last Sunday.
    Thomas "Thommo" McDermot remembers
    nothing after leaving well known nightspot
    "Copperface Jacks" at about 4 am.

    Thommo, who plays a variety of sports, mainly on the PC,
    was rescued by emergency services early Sunday morning.
    A lady , who was discovered in a state of undress
    while brandishing what Gardai describe as a "multi-
    bladed weapon" is helping Gardai with their enquiries.

    It was you wasn't it :)


  • #2708
    Nekarsulm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,292 ✭✭✭✭Nekarsulm


    Kovu wrote: »
    It was you wasn't it :)


    Sadly I can no longer pass for 17 !


  • #2709
    greysides
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 9,055 Mod ✭✭✭✭greysides


    Muckit wrote: »
    Is a leatherman a brand of dildo?

    In a way, get impaled by either you're f**ked .

    The aim of argument, or of discussion, should not be victory, but progress. Joseph Joubert

    The ultimate purpose of debate is not to produce consensus. It's to promote critical thinking.

    Adam Grant



  • #2710
    greysides
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 9,055 Mod ✭✭✭✭greysides


    I wonder now 'Tommo' will spin that to his mates..............locked in a toilet by a crazy axe murderer.


    Must have been scary enough once the adrenaline died down though. I bet the windows been closed since!

    The aim of argument, or of discussion, should not be victory, but progress. Joseph Joubert

    The ultimate purpose of debate is not to produce consensus. It's to promote critical thinking.

    Adam Grant



  • #2711
    Base price
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 11,828 ✭✭✭✭Base price


    A very unpleasant experience. Hope you ok after it Kovu.


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  • #2712
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    greysides wrote: »
    I wonder now 'Tommo' will spin that to his mates..............locked in a toilet by a crazy axe murderer.


    Must have been scary enough once the adrenaline died down though. I bet the windows been closed since!

    A crazy knife wielding tattooed woman! But it was ok in the end, got a lovely lady garda to speak to and was able to explain the knife. Apparently it's not normal to have one to hand.....bucko shall be charged anyhow. He has a list of convictions as long as my arm.


  • #2713
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    Base price wrote: »
    A very unpleasant experience. Hope you ok after it Kovu.

    I am no bother after it. Just hope his family don't get involved iykwim.


  • #2714
    AP2014
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,090 ✭✭✭AP2014


    Kovu wrote: »
    I am no bother after it. Just hope his family don't get involved iykwim.

    Where the hell are ya living in Dublin? City Centre?


  • #2715
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    AP2014 wrote: »
    Where the hell are ya living in Dublin? City Centre?

    Lived there before, parnell, north gr georges and great strand street. Am out near UCD now. Just picked a bad weekend, house was empty bar me.


  • #2716
    AP2014
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,090 ✭✭✭AP2014


    Kovu wrote: »
    Lived there before, parnell, north gr georges and great strand street. Am out near UCD now. Just picked a bad weekend, house was empty bar me.

    Dodgy area, at least you are with the D4 heads now. It will be white collar crime they will be hitting you with, more expensive but no physical break ins.


  • #2717
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    AP2014 wrote: »
    Dodgy area, at least you are with the D4 heads now. It will be white collar crime they will be hitting you with, more expensive but no physical break ins.

    To be fair how can you say it's a dodgy area when I haven't told you where I am? "Around ucd" is quite a large area.


  • #2718
    AP2014
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,090 ✭✭✭AP2014


    Kovu wrote: »
    To be fair how can you say it's a dodgy area when I haven't told you where I am? "Around ucd" is quite a large area.

    Parnell and north gr george street was enough to know its a dodge area. UCD is a big area alright and the most affluent in the country.


  • #2719
    whelan2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 31,425 ✭✭✭✭whelan2


    Glad you're OK kovu. Twice today I've clicked on the singles thread rather than the silage thread ☺


  • #2720
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    AP2014 wrote: »
    Parnell and north gr george street was enough to know its a dodge area. UCD is a big area alright and the most affluent in the country.

    If you read my post correctly you'll see that I used to live in those areas, not now. Specsavers dear ;)


  • #2721
    AP2014
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,090 ✭✭✭AP2014


    Kovu wrote: »
    If you read my post correctly you'll see that I used to live in those areas, not now. Specsavers dear ;)

    It happened near UCD? Was he wearing an ambercombie and fitch tracksuit?


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  • #2722
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    AP2014 wrote: »
    It happened near UCD? Was he wearing an ambercombie and fitch tracksuit?

    I haven't a clue what he was wearing to be honest. I was rather preoccupied with threatening him.


  • #2723
    AP2014
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,090 ✭✭✭AP2014


    Kovu wrote: »
    I haven't a clue what he was wearing to be honest. I was rather preoccupied with threatening him.

    Are ya sure this happened? Is Muckit on the ball. Sounds like a 50 shades of grey fantasy you were having in your undies with that knife :D


  • #2724
    greysides
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 9,055 Mod ✭✭✭✭greysides


    Kovu wrote: »
    I was rather preoccupied with threatening him.

    Circumcision or the whole sex change thing?

    The aim of argument, or of discussion, should not be victory, but progress. Joseph Joubert

    The ultimate purpose of debate is not to produce consensus. It's to promote critical thinking.

    Adam Grant



  • #2725
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    AP2014 wrote: »
    Are ya sure this happened? Is Muckit on the ball. Sounds like a 50 shades of grey fantasy you were having in your undies with that knife :D

    Yes this was all made up in my head, hence why I'm talking about it here :rolleyes:


  • #2726
    Reggie.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,701 ✭✭✭✭Reggie.


    AP2014 wrote: »
    Are ya sure this happened? Is Muckit on the ball. Sounds like a 50 shades of grey fantasy you were having in your undies with that knife :D

    I can confirm it happened


  • #2727
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    Reggie. wrote: »
    I can confirm it happened

    I love you my little backer upper :D


  • #2728
    Reggie.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,701 ✭✭✭✭Reggie.


    Kovu wrote: »
    I love you my little backer upper :D

    ;) xxx


  • #2729
    Kevhog1988
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,457 ✭✭✭Kevhog1988


    Kovu wrote: »
    Lived there before, parnell, north gr georges and great strand street. Am out near UCD now. Just picked a bad weekend, house was empty bar me.

    i lived on north great georges street too... across from booze to go


  • #2730
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    theemigrant wrote: »
    i lived on north great georges street too... across from booze to go

    I was directly across from Mr Norris :)


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  • #2731
    AP2014
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,090 ✭✭✭AP2014


    Reggie. wrote: »
    I can confirm it happened

    Was it you Reggie breaking in?


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