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  • #6632
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Continuing on the hip hop theme, here's Nelly rapping about his favourite brand of smoke alarm:



  • #6633
    Red Fred
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,096 ✭✭✭Red Fred


    snubbleste wrote: »
    Did you know of EeeEye Electronics? No? No?

    Is that near Old McDonald's Farm?


  • #6634
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    snubbleste wrote: »
    Poor Cilla won't get a look-in the way this is going
    Only if she'd been clobbered by a falling smoke alarm.


  • #6635
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    snubbleste wrote: »
    Poor Cilla won't get a look-in the way this is going

    Not unless she she died in a foyre.


  • #6636
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Red Fred wrote: »
    Is that near Old McDonald's Farm?
    Yes! But Young MacDonald sold it and it is now an airport where rendition flights land.


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  • #6637
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    More Top Tips for Lahv Lahn Listeners:

    If your house is on foyre, don't forget your childers.


  • #6638
    Uncle Ben
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,843 ✭✭✭Uncle Ben


    Atlantic Dawn wrote: »
    Why don't the parents do 5am drills by testing the alarm to see if their kids fall in to the deaf or listening group.

    That's a job for the wife. Zzz zzz


  • #6639
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman




  • #6640
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Joe was on "holidays" ?


  • #6641
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    snubbleste wrote: »
    Yes! But Young MacDonald sold it and it is now an airport where rendition flights land.

    That's extraordinary. :D


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  • #6642
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    By the end of the show Joe will be advising listeners to let the kids sleep out the back in tents in case they don't hear the alarm.


  • #6643
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,321 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Could a parent not get the common sense to tell them or are they just plain old thick?


  • #6644
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,321 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    When was the last time a Playstation caused a house fire?


  • #6645
    neris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,110 ✭✭✭✭neris


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    That's extraordinary. :D

    or in Joe speak: amazing amazing wow, well done well done.... so to speak moreya


  • #6646
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    A Uber alarm


  • #6647
    Tiger Mcilroy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,562 ✭✭✭Tiger Mcilroy


    It is incredibly dangerous to plug dvd's straight into the wall..according to the google.


  • #6648
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    If it was me as a teenager the fire would have to be burning my toes before I'd get out of bed.


  • #6649
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    The kids probably hear it and think the daft parents are playing some of that old Acid House music again.


  • #6650
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    "URRRRRgint"


  • #6651
    neris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,110 ✭✭✭✭neris


    wakeah the children..... joes makey uppy words book is out today


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  • #6652
    Red Kev
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,793 ✭✭✭Red Kev


    Kids sleep deeper, we all know that. It's nothing to do with personal responsibility.

    Pick up a 5 year old who's in a deep sleep and you can do anything, they just won't wake up.

    Joe doing a bit of slightly hysterical scare mongering here. Back to usual.


  • #6653
    FrKurtFahrt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 899 ✭✭✭FrKurtFahrt


    DNA dis DNA dat DNA de udder


  • #6654
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    The kids probably hear it and think the daft parents are playing some of that old Acid House music again.

    I used to LOVE this, drove the auld pair nuts, especially when Gary Haisman started singing (lol):


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEdiOBz4zeM&spfreload=10Link won't work so here's another effort:


  • #6655
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    FrKurtFahrt wrote: »
    DNA dis DNA dat DNA de udder

    CSI Clontarf, with Inspector HoratiJoe Duffy.


  • #6656
    somesoldiers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    My sis used to have a pad under the sheet linked to a bell that would ring when she wet the bed. She was supposed to get up and finish her toilet in the toilet but never did


  • #6657
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,321 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    What if the fire alarm heated the bed up when there was a fire?


  • #6658
    neris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,110 ✭✭✭✭neris


    jaysus this is some drivel ...... youd know the misery troll is back


  • #6659
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,321 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    A fire alarm where you can put different voices, there's my Dragons Den idea...


  • #6660
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    The solution is to replace the loud beeping noise with the voice of an Irish Mammy shouting at the kids to get up.


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  • #6661
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Given that external noises often get incorporated into the dreams of the sleeper, the kids likely think it's a video game they're in or playing.


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