metrosexual

thoughtmelodic · 02-08-2015 03:59AM #1

Hi all, I just got back from a family party where a relation of mine who I haven't seen in a long time says to me I've gotten very metrosexual.
To be honest I had to google it and my interpretation of it is its a word used by fellas who have given up on life and their wives/mothers buy all their clothes for them in Dunnes and when they go for a haircut, that is if they don't cut it themselves with a razor they got to save money, they ask for a three all over.

What are peoples opinions of metrosexual? Good or bad thing?

jacksie66 · 02-08-2015 04:00AM

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eternal · 02-08-2015 04:01AM

People riding on the Tube.

Lucifer MorningStar · 02-08-2015 04:03AM

Folks don't take kindly to metrosexuals round here

thoughtmelodic · 02-08-2015 04:06AM

Lucifer MorningStar wrote: »

Folks don't take kindly to metrosexuals round here

apt location

eternal · 02-08-2015 04:08AM

Sounds like you could be kinda hot all the same. I like men who look after themselves so to me, it's a positive thing.

Lucifer MorningStar · 02-08-2015 04:10AM

eternal wrote: »

Sounds like you could be kinda hot all the same. I like men who look after themselves so to me, it's a positive thing.

Sounds like EdenHazard :pac:

eternal · 02-08-2015 04:12AM

Lucifer MorningStar wrote: »

Sounds like EdenHazard :pac:

Have no idea who that is. I've limited knowledge of any Boards member really other than who I see on the same threads as me.

thoughtmelodic · 02-08-2015 04:17AM

eternal wrote: »

Sounds like you could be kinda hot all the same. I like men who look after themselves so to me, it's a positive thing.

yes I am

Miley30 · 02-08-2015 04:17AM

Metrosexuals are basically Geordie shore wannabes.

thoughtmelodic · 02-08-2015 04:20AM

Miley30 wrote: »

Metrosexuals are basically Geordie shore wannabes.

I've met some people who are in Geordie Shore and I definitely do not want to be like them.

eternal · 02-08-2015 04:21AM

thoughtmelodic wrote: »

yes I am

So what do you ask for in the barber's then?

Bongalongherb · 02-08-2015 04:22AM

Believe it or not, I got run over by a metrosexual last week, it was called the Luas right up the ass I got it, not looking behind me when I should have.

Metrosexual really means... if you are on the metro/Luas you might come across a guy dressed in 1980's clothing jigging and coming over to you rubbing his extra-long elbow into your left side asking you where the party is. Just ignore and move to another seat if you don't like their funky bodily approach.

thoughtmelodic · 02-08-2015 04:25AM

eternal wrote: »

So what do you ask for in the barber's then?

A friend of my cuts my hair, I go to her salon and she cuts away, she knows what I want but I can't describe it, its scissors all over to around a 4/5 with a longish fringe worn up in and elvis kind of way

eternal · 02-08-2015 04:26AM

thoughtmelodic wrote: »

A friend of my cuts my hair, I go to her salon and she cuts away, she knows what I want but I can't describe it, its scissors all over to around a 4/5 with a longish fringe worn up in and elvis kind of way

Interesting. I bet you're dark blonde.

Pumpkin PJs Fan No.9 · 02-08-2015 04:26AM

Whatever it is, it is clear from the slobs in Galway over race week, that Irish men haven't got a a clue - unless their GFs are dressing them - and even then it's usually a disaster.

When God was handing out fashion sense the Paddys were in the queue for the ****ters scratching their nuts.

Give me a well manicured Italian man any day.

Irish men, you suck!

thoughtmelodic · 02-08-2015 04:30AM

eternal wrote: »

Interesting. I bet you're dark blonde.

no black hair going a tiny bit grey on the sides

eternal · 02-08-2015 04:31AM

thoughtmelodic wrote: »

no black hair going a tiny bit grey on the sides

Women rock the fox look.

thoughtmelodic · 02-08-2015 04:32AM

Pumpkin PJs Fan No.9 wrote: »

Whatever it is, it is clear from the slobs in Galway over race week, that Irish men haven't got a a clue - unless their GFs are dressing them - and even then it's usually a disaster.

When God was handing out fashion sense the Paddys were in the queue for the ****ters scratching their nuts.

Give me a well manicured Italian man any day.

Irish men, you suck!

Savage generalisation there :-) I was at the races from Monday to Thursday!!

Miley30 · 02-08-2015 04:33AM

Pumpkin PJs Fan No.9 wrote: »

Whatever it is, it is clear from the slobs in Galway over race week, that Irish men haven't got a a clue - unless their GFs are dressing them - and even then it's usually a disaster.

When God was handing out fashion sense the Paddys were in the queue for the ****ters scratching their nuts.

Give me a well manicured Italian man any day.

Irish men, you suck!

Don't know what planet you're on, Irish men are ridiculously well dressed. It's ye women with yer orange faces and moody faces that are the problem.

thoughtmelodic · 02-08-2015 04:34AM

eternal wrote: »

Women rock the fox look.

Don't have the fox look going yet, you can only see the greys if you look closely.

The_Valeyard · 02-08-2015 04:35AM

Lucifer MorningStar wrote: »

Folks don't take kindly to metrosexuals round here

Now Skeeter, he ain't hurting nobody.

eternal · 02-08-2015 04:36AM

thoughtmelodic wrote: »

Don't have the fox look going yet, you can only see the greys if you look closely.

So you look younger then. What's wrong with being smart anyway? Nothing is the answer.

thoughtmelodic · 02-08-2015 04:39AM

eternal wrote: »

So you look younger then. What's wrong with being smart anyway? Nothing is the answer.

Younger than what? I never told you my age.

I've no major problem with it, I'm just intrigued by a new word I'm after learning

Pumpkin PJs Fan No.9 · 02-08-2015 04:40AM

Miley30 wrote: »

Don't know what planet you're on, Irish men are ridiculously well dressed. It's ye women with yer orange faces and moody faces that are the problem.

Honey, I don't know what kind of thrashy Oompa Loompas you've been dancing around with - with their borrowed style tips straight from a haggered transvestite on Xpose - but I ****ing rock my pale, white, virgin skin.

**** Yeah!

The_Valeyard · 02-08-2015 04:41AM

Pumpkin PJs Fan No.9 wrote: »

Honey, I don't know what kind of thrashy Oompa Loompas you've been dancing around with - with their borrowed style tips straight from a haggered transvestite on Xpose - but I ****ing rock my pale, white, virgin skin.

**** Yeah!

I doubt it at near 5am :P

eternal · 02-08-2015 04:41AM

thoughtmelodic wrote: »

Younger than what? I never told you my age.

I've no major problem with it, I'm just intrigued by a new word I'm after learning

Younger than the image I had of you before you explained further. That word has been around ten years I'd say, it happened when the Nivea for Men came out shock horror, men wear cream.

Richard Hillman · 02-08-2015 04:43AM

Back in my day a metrosexual was somebody that uses moisturizer.

Now they have a Fade hair cut, a gym membership, short-shorts, drinking from a straw in a nightclub, poses in all male topless pictures and so forth. Your modern day metrosexual is the type of person to go to prison and say its not gay to have sex with men because the other person is his wife.

Pumpkin PJs Fan No.9 · 02-08-2015 04:45AM

The_Valeyard wrote: »

I doubt it at near 5am :P

Why: because i choose not to partake in the mating rituals of drunken majority?

eternal · 02-08-2015 04:46AM

Xpose has great make up and clothes tips?

The_Valeyard · 02-08-2015 04:47AM

Pumpkin PJs Fan No.9 wrote: »

Why: because i choose not to partake in the mating rituals of drunken majority?

What, wait, a drunken mating ritual is on!!!! Point my penis in that direction!!! Or I shall get some sleep. Maybe a lil from column A and a lil from column B

metrosexual

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