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things you shouldn't laugh at, but do...

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,353 ✭✭✭black & white




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 542 ✭✭✭dont bother


    those gobsh!tes who go around with a womans style "Bun" in their hair. absolutely hilarious looking.

    do they do this because of C McGregor or something? his is ridiculous, and if it's too look manly you are failing miserably. it's hilarious. nothing short of it

    that... and cappers


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    When a friend of my wife (who was overweight at the time) sat on a chair next to me and it promptly collapsed. :o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 166 ✭✭Herpes Cineplex


    kfallon wrote: »
    Farts! Big loud ones!

    I think we all do, although very few will admit it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭DareGod


    Mrs Brown's Boys


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,920 ✭✭✭freedominacup


    What's so funny about someone trying to get to grasps with a new language that they didn't grow up speaking? Strange.

    Foreigners speaking with a hybrid Dublin accent now. That's humorous.

    A hybrid anything accent. I know a guy working for the same man since he moved here. They do a lot of service calls and work on their own a lot. The foreign guy sounds so like his boss it would make you suspect the boss might have gotten his end away on some stopover in a Polish airport thirty odd years ago. Hard not to smile when they have a row.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 295 ✭✭shrewd


    A hybrid anything accent. I know a guy working for the same man since he moved here. They do a lot of service calls and work on their own a lot. The foreign guy sounds so like his boss it would make you suspect the boss might have gotten his end away on some stopover in a Polish airport thirty odd years ago. Hard not to smile when they have a row.

    Have a polish woman here with a typical polish physique but with a strong north dublin accent. Hard not to laugh when she's speaking.
    she had the sayings as well. "Come here to me" :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,920 ✭✭✭freedominacup


    shrewd wrote: »
    Have a polish woman here with a typical polish physique but with a strong north dublin accent. Hard not to laugh when she's speaking.
    she had the sayings as well. "Come here to me" :D

    Yeah it's the sayings with just a hint of the Polish accent. This lad is based in Waterford.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,533 ✭✭✭Jester252


    Other people's pain. I.e my cousin running into a glass door when I went to pick him up after he got lost.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,584 ✭✭✭monkeysnapper


    ems_12 wrote: »

    That video is very funny . :0) ha ha


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 488 ✭✭The Sun King


    Vomiting gets me. The Tale of Scrottie McBoogerballs had me in stitches.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,736 ✭✭✭Irish Guitarist


    I was taking a walk by the River Barrow a couple of weeks ago. The Barrow Track is only meant for people to walk or cycle on but I heard the roar of an engine. I looked behind me and two idiots were tearing up the track on a motorbike. I went to get out of the way before they hit me but then I heard a thud followed by a pained shout. I looked back and the bike was on its side on the ground and the two morons were picking themselves up off the ground.

    I walked the five miles back home and never heard the bike again. I still laugh anytime I think about it. I'd hate to see someone injured on the road but anyone that drives around like a maniac in somewhere that's meant for pedestrians deserves everything they get.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    When playing golf I find it amusing when I'm out with a hacker, types with a cackhanded grip and short swipe instead of a swing, absolutely no feel for the game. It can get awkward because I just can't hide it, tears well up in my eyes and and when I try suppressing laughter my nose starts exploding.

    It happens in other games too, watching lads playing darts in the pub who miss the board or keep having bounce outs always gets me chuckling away.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,580 ✭✭✭✭One eyed Jack


    Robsweezie wrote: »
    Foreigners with poor English. I find it endearing. I wouldnt laugh in their face but might get giddy afterwards.


    She's one of my best friends now, but the first time I met this girl from Uganda a few years back we were doing a project together in college, and I was heading out to the shop, so I asked her -

    "Do you want anything from the shop?"

    "Cock"

    "Sorry?"

    "Cock, I want a bottle of cock!"

    It took me a minute to figure out she meant coke!

    I could barely walk straight down to the shop I was bent double from laughing so hard! :D


    When he was only a few months old, my son used do this thing of being able to flip out of his cot over the bar head first, but land on his feet when he flipped over. Then he'd flip back into the cot again the same way. One night he was going mad doing it - flip out, flip in, a good few times.

    I was in knots laughing, fascinated that he didn't injure himself. My wife came up behind me and she was not so amused :o

    He now does that money supermarket twerking thing, and it's my wife who cracks up laughing, I'm the one who is not amused... :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,785 ✭✭✭KungPao


    When I see a junkie on Abbey St. Dublin, absolutely out of it...so smashed they are just stood still half bent over.

    I know it's tragic for them and terrible for the city's rep, but i can't stop looking at them and chuckling.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 803 ✭✭✭jungleman


    When I'm on the bus and it becomes full and just zooms on past the rest of the stops, and the people at the stops have their little hands held out but the bus just keeps going. Always makes me laugh to myself.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 803 ✭✭✭Rough Sleeper


    People of east Asian ethnicity with Dublin accents.

    I also think that junkies on the bus provide the best comic relief you can find it Dublin. Earphones out every time I see them shuffle to the back seats.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,417 ✭✭✭ToddyDoody


    Really incompetent people who consistently try to bluff their way through... shouldn't really be a laughing matter but...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 686 ✭✭✭Putin


    Obligatory video. It never gets old.



    That guy should be charging royalties at this stage.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,948 ✭✭✭✭Neyite


    The Welsh accent cracks me up. Fireman Sam has me in bits.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,501 ✭✭✭✭Larbre34


    ToddyDoody wrote: »
    Really incompetent people who consistently try to bluff their way through... shouldn't really be a laughing matter but...

    Oireachtas Report must be the highlight of your week.


    "If ifs and buts, were candy and nuts, we'd all have a great ****ing Christmas"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 26,567 ✭✭✭✭Fratton Fred


    Mitchel Johnson.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,312 ✭✭✭Paramite Pie


    I guy who was seriously off his head tried to mug me once on O'Connell St. He kept lunging at me and falling over. First time, I thought he was just drunk and tried to help him up, but then he went for my bag. He couldn't hold on to it and fell onto his ass again.

    I toyed with him a little bit before walking off, giggling.:pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,353 ✭✭✭Cold War Kid


    Footage from 1997 of people bawling hysterically when Diana died.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,353 ✭✭✭Cold War Kid


    Small children's drawings of animals, which just turn out looking like phalli.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,003 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    Women's football. The default response here is to label me a sexist but it's absolutely not about the gender; it's about the farcical errors that often occur.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,393 ✭✭✭MonkieSocks


    Hammer89 wrote: »
    Women's football. The default response here is to label me a sexist but it's absolutely not about the gender; it's about the farcical errors that often occur.

    It's a pity they don't swap jerseys at full time :mad:

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,221 ✭✭✭chrissb8


    When I hear bad news from radio presenters with that really thick south Dublin/ D4 accent. I just can't take them seriously even at the best of times.

    African people on phones. Tend to be super animated and hands everywhere.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 127 ✭✭Buzz Meeks




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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,657 ✭✭✭✭nullzero
    °°°°°


    Used to work with a guy who would constantly laugh at inappropriate things. One day he was watching a video he found posted by Peta showing some form of small mammal having its skin torn off for its fur while it was still alive. Horrendous stuff that nobody wants to see believe me, but this guy thought it was hilarious and he used to put it on to "cheer himself up" from time to time.

    Glazers Out!



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