Misheard song lyrics

fussyonion · 30-07-2015 04:03PM

Robsweezie wrote: »

Jason derulo - want to want me

" too hard to sleep, I got the ****s on the floor".

Taylor swift blank space

" got a long list Starbucks lovers."

Haha I thought the exact same thing about both those songs!

fussyonion · 30-07-2015 04:04PM

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

My love has got no money
He's got his jumbo lease
My love has got no power
He's got his jumbo lease

My love has got no fame
He's got his jumbo lease
My love has got no money
He's got his jumbo lease

Omg I'm laughing so hard right now...I always thought it was "jumbo lease" as well.
My God, I'm all giddy now.

Keedowah · 30-07-2015 04:12PM

Elton John - Hold me Closer Tony Danza

Cookie_Dough · 30-07-2015 04:13PM

Dirty Dingus McGee wrote: »

The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight by REM,

I always thought it was a song about Tony The Baker.

I always thought he was calling Jamaica man.

eamonnq · 30-07-2015 04:18PM

Your hat strategically dipped below one eye.
Your scarf it was apricot.
You had one eye on the mirror as you watched yourself gavotte.

I always thought that it was.......... as you watched yourself 'go by'

quickbeam · 30-07-2015 05:17PM

No dogs or cats are in the classroom - Pink Floyd
Didn't we almost have it off - Whitney Huston
Every little thing she does is maddening - The Police

valoren · 30-07-2015 05:34PM

Hot Dog, Jumping Frog, I want Cookie.

Prefab Sprout - Albuqurque.

Rubberlegs · 30-07-2015 05:43PM

My daughter used to sing "she's got a monkey, that's why I love her" - Ne -yo Miss Independent. She also insisted the Big Yellow Taxi song was " they paved paradise and put up a f**kin lot".
When I was small I used to sing "the hippy on the window pane " for "the Indiana wind and rain" in David Soul's Silver Lady. More recently I thought The Script were saying you won't find faith and hope down the tennis court

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 30-07-2015 07:07PM

Had my first real sex dream (played it 'til my fingers bled....)

30-07-2015 07:10PM

You might as well face it, you're a dick wearing gloves

- Robert Palmer, Addicted To Love

upandcumming · 30-07-2015 07:12PM

My cousin heard 'Disturbia' as 'Stir it up' and was on the dancefloor carrying on like he was stirring a massive pot.

Robsweezie · 30-07-2015 07:34PM

Don't go, jason waterfalls.

Also, sia has the worst diction ever. There's always at least one line in her songs I don't understand.

30-07-2015 08:48PM

Until recently I thought the chorus to Moloko's The Time is Now was "You won't be safe until the morning", instead of "Give up yourself unto the moment".

Also U2's City of Blinding Nights apparently does NOT contain the lines
"Can yousee the beauty in sodomy?
What happened to the beauty I had in sodomy?"

(It's "inside of me". Much less interesting!)

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

My love has got no money
He's got his jumbo lease
My love has got no power
He's got his jumbo lease

My love has got no fame
He's got his jumbo lease
My love has got no money
He's got his jumbo lease

I thought she was saying "he's got his trampolines".

Corvo wrote: »

When I was younger I would go around singing Paul Young's Senza Una Donna as "Sexxxxxaaaaa-yyyyy Madonnnnnaaaaaa aaaahhhhh"

I thought it was "Scent of a Woman", like the name of the Al Pacino film.

To Elland Back · 30-07-2015 08:56PM

Not a song as such but back in the day, there was an ad on telly where the jingle went. 'Let The Big O Flow, Club Orange'

For ages, I thought the jingle went 'Let the B.O. Flow, Club Orange'

FallSilently · 30-07-2015 11:39PM

That Imelda May classic, "My Big Fat Handsome Man." And here was me thinking she was being progressive... and that I had a chance....

My own Freed From Desire mishearing was "My lover's got no money, he's got his humble niece." I knew that couldn't be right, but this was pre-internet....

yogi37 · 30-07-2015 11:53PM

Purple Haze: "excuse me while I kiss this guy"

Fox_In_Socks · 30-07-2015 11:55PM

"Life. Oh life. Oh liiife. Oh life"

Deserée.

Oh wait...

Means Of Escape · 31-07-2015 12:44AM

"It's three long years since I broke my nose"

Message in a bottle - The Police

Samaris · 31-07-2015 12:47AM

juniord wrote: »

paddy me boy is that the cat that chewed me new shoes ,pardon me boys is that the chattanooga choo choo

In fairness, your version makes (a little) more sense.

You know, I just looked up the lyrics for Freed From Desire given how often it was popping up.

So its not "he's got his dungarees" after all O.O

donegaLroad · 31-07-2015 01:03AM

Means Of Escape wrote: »

"It's three long years since I broke my nose"

Message in a bottle - The Police

massage in a brothel.. (what we used to sing for the craic)

gormdubhgorm · 31-07-2015 01:12AM

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

My love has got no money
He's got his jumbo lease
My love has got no power
He's got his jumbo lease

My love has got no fame
He's got his jumbo lease
My love has got no money
He's got his jumbo lease

What's the real lyrics? They sound spot on to me!

eamonnq · 31-07-2015 10:20AM

Gave me gear thank you dear bring yer sister over here
Let her dance with me just for the elephant.

carter10 · 31-07-2015 10:47AM

So I'm in the gym last night and I'm singing along to 'out every weekend' being as I am down with the cool kids!!!
Wondered why the girl next to me was smirking

https://soundcloud.com/davidzowie/house-every-weekend-original-mix

eviltimeban · 31-07-2015 10:53AM

Beatles "She Came In Through The Bathroom Window": "now she's such a fallen wonder" instead of "now she sucks her thumb and wanders"

Alpha Romeo · 31-07-2015 09:49PM

gormdubhgorm wrote: »

What's the real lyrics? They sound spot on to me!

Trumbaleese

fussyonion · 31-07-2015 10:06PM

gormdubhgorm wrote: »

What's the real lyrics? They sound spot on to me!

"Strong beliefs."

branie2 · 31-07-2015 10:08PM

From sailing on the Seven Seas by OMD:

I thought Sold my soul all over town was So much soul all over town

Archeron · 31-07-2015 10:28PM

Florence and the machine - I'm living with a sexy elephant.

sinead88 · 01-08-2015 04:49AM

"Wake me up before you go go, don't leave me hanging on a bench in Georgia"

"Where's your hairnet, where's your hairnet?"- "Where's your head at?" by Basement Jaxx!

HardenendMan · 01-08-2015 05:30AM

Destiny's child:

I heard "I don't think you're steady, fcuk this belly"

Turned out to be "I don't think you're ready, for this jelly".

My version makes more sense.

Misheard song lyrics

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