Men in the bra & knickers section

Specialun · 26-07-2015 01:13PM #1

I was shopping with the mrs in pennys and she wanted to get few things . I wandered over to the mens section but there was nothing there of interest...so i wandered over and found her in the bra and knickers section...she has a habit of wandering and letting me so a few times i looked like a perv next to purple bra's..i was getting some amount of "you dirty fecker" looks

Is there an etiquitte here? Are some women paranoid that i was looking at what bra size they were picking up?

Hammer89 · 26-07-2015 01:15PM

It's Ireland's biggest lingerie section.

pmasterson95 · 26-07-2015 01:15PM

I hear its Irelands largest lingerie section

pmasterson95 · 26-07-2015 01:16PM

Hammer89 wrote: »

It's Ireland's biggest lingerie section.

Well **** you

Youngblood.III · 26-07-2015 01:16PM

Next time, wink at them and put on your dirtiest smile.

blueser · 26-07-2015 01:17PM

Specialun wrote: »

I was shopping with the mrs in pennys and she wanted to get few things . I wandered over to the mens section but there was nothing there of interest...so i wandered over and found her in the bra and knickers section...she has a habit of wandering and letting me so a few times i looked like a perv next to purple bra's..i was getting some amount of "you dirty fecker" looks

Is there an etiquitte here? Are some women paranoid that i was looking at what bra size they were picking up?

You were "with the mrs"? Riiight. We believe you.

Honestly, we do.

How Soon Is Now · 26-07-2015 01:18PM

I used to feel like that at one time but couldn't give a fook now!

Sure what difference does it make looking at a bra unless there's a pair of tits in it!

NachoBusiness · 26-07-2015 01:19PM

Try using the ladies when the gents is full. Then you'll know dirty looks.

Robsweezie · 26-07-2015 01:19PM

Father ted Christmas special :-D

26-07-2015 01:24PM

I think I am missing what the issue is?

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1 · 26-07-2015 01:26PM

I think it's a great sign of immaturity if you are self conscious of walking through the underwear department of a store. It's only underwear for goodness sake.

Baraics Pollox · 26-07-2015 01:29PM

Didn't see that one coming at all!

Hammer89 wrote: »

It's Ireland's biggest lingerie section.

pmasterson95 wrote: »

I hear its Irelands largest lingerie section

When in that section myself I usually find a corner and wait/creep in it :P

ygolometsipe · 26-07-2015 01:30PM

Well as long as your not actively **** then your ok, dunnes will kick you out for that sh1t.

Menas · 26-07-2015 01:33PM

ygolometsipe wrote: »

Well as long as your not actively **** then your ok, dunnes will kick you out for that sh1t.

Tell me about it.

Poor Uncle Tom · 26-07-2015 01:36PM

Broad smile (no teeth) wide eyes and never break eye contact. You should be on your own in no time at all.

Nodin · 26-07-2015 01:36PM

Specialun wrote: »

I was shopping with the mrs in pennys and she wanted to get few things . I wandered over to the mens section but there was nothing there of interest...so i wandered over and found her in the bra and knickers section...she has a habit of wandering and letting me so a few times i looked like a perv next to purple bra's..i was getting some amount of "you dirty fecker" looks

Is there an etiquitte here? Are some women paranoid that i was looking at what bra size they were picking up?

Justb tell them you're sniffin out a few bargains.

Toto Wolfcastle · 26-07-2015 01:37PM

I used to work in the lingerie department of a shop and most of the men seemed fine with being there but some of them just looked so awkward. It was especially funny around Valentine's Day when they'd arrive in by themselves, avoiding eye contact with everyone, to buy whatever red lingerie was in store for the occasion. Sometimes a couple would come in and the woman would make the man sit outside the fitting room so she could come out and model the bras for him. :rolleyes: Usually they'd try to go into the fitting room together first. Eh, no.

You'd be surprised at how many women are embarrassed to buy lingerie though. They're much more noticeable than uncomfortable men.

Cold War Kid · 26-07-2015 01:37PM

There's no etiquette. Take no notice of those silly bints and continue your fap next to the bra and knickers boxes with the pictures of well endowed/peach-arsed pretty ladies.

Teyla Emmagan · 26-07-2015 01:40PM

You shouldn't buy your bras in Penneys, the quality is absolutely shyte. Unless you're an AA cup that is, otherwise they'll probably actually damage your boobs.

I do hear they have Ireland's biggest lingere selection however.

Samaris · 26-07-2015 01:40PM

Zavier Important Twill wrote: »

I think it's a great sign of immaturity if you are self conscious of walking through the underwear department of a store. It's only underwear for goodness sake.

In fairness to the OP, he felt he was getting Looks from the women there. If he was, then its their problem, not his.

I would pay no more attention to a bloke in there than a woman, unless he was deliberately being a pest. Wouldn't pay any mind to a bloke buying lingerie either, beyond a mental 'huh. Fair play to you' if I noticed.

Specialun · 26-07-2015 01:43PM

Zavier Important Twill wrote: »

I think it's a great sign of immaturity if you are self conscious of walking through the underwear department of a store. It's only underwear for goodness sake.

Okkkkkkk dr phil

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1 · 26-07-2015 01:44PM

Samaris wrote: »

In fairness to the OP, he felt he was getting Looks from the women there. If he was, then its their problem, not his.

I would pay no more attention to a bloke in there than a woman, unless he was deliberately being a pest. Wouldn't pay any mind to a bloke buying lingerie either, beyond a mental 'huh. Fair play to you' if I noticed.

It's his imagination! The suppressed self consciousnesses.

NSAman · 26-07-2015 01:47PM

Best thing to do in this situation is:

Start making guteral groaning noises, licking your lips while picking up bras and panties...the looks of shock you get is hilarious...especcially if an assistant comes over and asks "can I help you Sir?".... just say "just looking...hmmmmmmmmm"

They run..;)

knird evol · 26-07-2015 01:55PM

NSAman wrote: »

Best thing to do in this situation is:

Start making guteral groaning noises, licking your lips while picking up bras and panties...the looks of shock you get is hilarious...especcially if an assistant comes over and asks "can I help you Sir?".... just say "just looking...hmmmmmmmmm"

They run..;)

Get a good build up of spit in your mouth. Then let a big trail of drool down your chin and on to your shirt. Make sure your belt is swinging open and the button of your jeans/trousers.

Ken. · 26-07-2015 02:29PM

AH answer- Stand beside the 44gg bra's. Anyone asks just say your waiting for the ladies that need them to come by.

Serious reply- I was in a store with my 13 year old looking to buy her her first bra. Got a few dirty looks but I just ignored it. My mothers friend works there and she came over and rather loudly(so the bitches could hear) asked my daughter "how are you doing (name) since your mother passed away last month, isn't your dad very good for coming here to help you. Cue 3 bright red faces.

Son Of A Vidic · 26-07-2015 03:35PM

Specialun wrote: »

Is there an etiquitte here?

Apart from the trenchcoat and fake arms, no there isn't really.

FAILSAFE 00 · 26-07-2015 03:39PM

Father Ted

_Whimsical_ · 26-07-2015 03:54PM

Specialun wrote: »

I was shopping with the mrs in pennys and she wanted to get few things . I wandered over to the mens section but there was nothing there of interest...so i wandered over and found her in the bra and knickers section...she has a habit of wandering and letting me so a few times i looked like a perv next to purple bra's..i was getting some amount of "you dirty fecker" looks

Is there an etiquitte here? Are some women paranoid that i was looking at what bra size they were picking up?

I think Caitlin Jenner has freed men of the tyranny of looking like pervs if they're perusing the ladies underwear section. These days there's bound to be a least a few open minded women who'll assume that you're buying for yourself OP.

fatknacker · 26-07-2015 04:09PM

I hate when I'm trying to shop and some gal has dragged her fella along for no reason. He's just there, in the way looking bored. Why not go somewhere else while she's rifling through every single item on the railings?

I prefer shopping alone, it's just easier . Wouldn't put my fella through it, we both know he doesn't like it. Not sure why couples do this.

One of the funniest things I've seen though was when two couples, unknown to each other, each had their fellas trailing along looking uncomfortable and awkward...they both made eye contact with each other and made the same expression back of knowing despair

a wordless exchange between the two lads said everything about the situation.

PippaChic · 26-07-2015 04:18PM

ken wrote: »

Serious reply- I was in a store with my 13 year old looking to by her her first bra. Got a few dirty looks but I just ignored it. My mothers friend works there and she came over and rather loudly(so the bitches could hear) asked my daughter "how are you doing (name) since your mother passed away last month, isn't your dad very good for coming here to help you. Cue 3 bright red faces.

I'm so sorry for your troubles Ken. Good on your mum's friend:)

eternal · 26-07-2015 04:20PM

Thinly veiled 'small boobies' thread.

Men in the bra & knickers section

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