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Best Skangermobiles online (part 2)

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  • #512
    massy086
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,851 ✭✭✭massy086


    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage /features/6554039/Thirty-three-of-the-coolest-cars-youll-ever-see-in-your-life.html?CMP=spklr-_-S9SunSocial-_-FBPAGE-_-TheSun-thesun-_-20150722-_-Features-_-211883304 OMG few beauts there lol


  • #513
    the_shark
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37 ✭the_shark


    dr.fuzzenstein wrote: »
    http://www.adverts.ie/car/toyota/celica/2000-toyota-celica/8473881



    OK, who here is taking the piss? this cannot be a serious reply.

    think i annoyed her just a tad

    the_shark the_shark 7 minutes ago
    used to own this car, is it still burning a litre of oil a day???

    kellypurtill kellypurtill 5 minutes ago
    haaaaa haaaaa u stupid spastic u never owned **** u f*ckin handy cap

    kellypurtill kellypurtill 3 minutes ago
    u jealous bastard because i would not do a deal wit u for it u write on my add u creep,, dare new engine fitted in this 2013 f**king freak

    kellypurtill kellypurtill 1 minute ago
    to all the creeps wit spare pages that have not got nothing else better to do than try slag my car cause ye cant afford to buy it go f**k your selfs an get a life stupid f**king muppets trying ruin my add ill sell the car on donedeal,, apes


  • #514
    Toyotafanboi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,903 ✭✭✭✭Toyotafanboi


    They deleted some of my comments. The celica is a henhouse.


  • #515
    TwoShedsJackson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,438 ✭✭✭TwoShedsJackson


    Do adverts.ie not have any rule about abuse (sellers or buyers) in their ads then?


  • #516
    dr.fuzzenstein
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,575 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    the_shark wrote: »
    think i annoyed her just a tad

    the_shark the_shark 7 minutes ago
    used to own this car, is it still burning a litre of oil a day???

    kellypurtill kellypurtill 5 minutes ago
    haaaaa haaaaa u stupid spastic u never owned **** u f*ckin handy cap

    kellypurtill kellypurtill 3 minutes ago
    u jealous bastard because i would not do a deal wit u for it u write on my add u creep,, dare new engine fitted in this 2013 f**king freak

    kellypurtill kellypurtill 1 minute ago
    to all the creeps wit spare pages that have not got nothing else better to do than try slag my car cause ye cant afford to buy it go f**k your selfs an get a life stupid f**king muppets trying ruin my add ill sell the car on donedeal,, apes


    That bit actually has surprising good grammar and spelling compared to this seller's usual output.

    So this is indeed a thing, the ultra bad spelling is deliberate to attract a certain type of buyer to your ad. Can someone explain this to me? What type of person finds abuse, bad spelling and grammar and a generally defective personality desirable traits in someone they want to do business with? Is this a skanger thing? Do these people find room temperature IQ's attractive?
    Maybe I have finally gotten to the age where I'm no longer "down with the kids". :D:p


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  • #517
    Special Circumstances
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,540 ✭✭✭Special Circumstances


    dr.fuzzenstein wrote: »
    Maybe I have finally gotten to the age where I'm no longer "down with the kids". :D:p
    Get with it, you ape - "Maby I finnaly goten 2 da aje were I is nu longger don wit d kids"


  • #518
    OldMrBrennan83
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26,611 ✭✭✭✭OldMrBrennan83


    This post has been deleted.


  • #519
    HandsomeDan
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 812 ✭✭✭HandsomeDan


    Patww79 wrote: »
    This post has been deleted.

    american-beauty-mena-suvari-kevin-spacey.png?w=720&h=480&crop=1

    Like Angela...


  • #520
    monster1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 780 ✭✭✭monster1


    http://www.adverts.ie/car/toyota/celica/2000-toyota-celica/8454505

    I see mike quinn and kellypurtill are the same person going by the way they spell as "ass"
    what are they playing at?


  • #521
    YbFocus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,473 ✭✭✭YbFocus


    What the hell, how are there people out there that bad at the English language!

    Such an attitude to selling a car, nobody in their right mind would go near it!


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  • #522
    HandsomeDan
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 812 ✭✭✭HandsomeDan


    YbFocus wrote: »
    What the hell, how are there people out there that bad at the English language!

    Such an attitude to selling a car, nobody in their right mind would go near it!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkqsSqcP0wY


  • #523
    mb1725
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,376 ✭✭✭mb1725


    Car should come with free paracetamol, I have a headache from trying to read comments!


  • #524
    job seeker
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,143 ✭✭✭job seeker


    HandsomeDan wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkqsSqcP0wY

    If there was ever a need for Google translate this is it...


  • #525
    dr.fuzzenstein
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,575 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    Patww79 wrote: »
    This post has been deleted.

    I never even looked at the sellers' name. No way is that a girl. If yes, I think I'm in love! (pukes)

    Is that her?

    Audrey-Hepburn-002.jpg


  • #526
    dr.fuzzenstein
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,575 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    Ad withdrawn! :D

    Looks like she got it here:

    http://www.adverts.ie/car/toyota/celica/2000-toyota-celica/8454505

    So bought for 1450 and hoping for a quick turnaround at 2k.


  • #527
    Kamili
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,479 ✭✭✭Kamili


    dr.fuzzenstein wrote: »
    Ad withdrawn! :D

    Looks like she got it here:

    http://www.adverts.ie/car/toyota/celica/2000-toyota-celica/8454505

    So bought for 1450 and hoping for a quick turnaround at 2k.


    Its been withdrawn twice
    http://www.adverts.ie/search/user-1361296/status_withdrawn/type_all


  • #528
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,216 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    dr.fuzzenstein wrote: »
    That bit actually has surprising good grammar and spelling compared to this seller's usual output.

    So this is indeed a thing, the ultra bad spelling is deliberate to attract a certain type of buyer to your ad. Can someone explain this to me? What type of person finds abuse, bad spelling and grammar and a generally defective personality desirable traits in someone they want to do business with? Is this a skanger thing? Do these people find room temperature IQ's attractive?
    Maybe I have finally gotten to the age where I'm no longer "down with the kids". :D:p

    I kid you not, it's a like a whole actual alien planet out there, right under our noses as 'twere! :pac:


  • #529
    dr.fuzzenstein
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,575 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    Kamili wrote: »
    Its been withdrawn twice
    http://www.adverts.ie/search/user-1361296/status_withdrawn/type_all
    kellypurtill

    Member since:March '15
    Rating: 0% positive feedback

    :pac::D


  • #530
    dr.fuzzenstein
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,575 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    jimgoose wrote: »
    I kid you not, it's a like a whole actual alien planet out there, right under our noses as 'twere! :pac:

    However can they make themselves understood communicating in such outlandish slang? It is quite the challenge trying to follow the gist of a conversation if conducted in such a ludicrous manner. And if he/she read this, I doubt they could understand it, since we're conversing in English. :D
    Maybe he/she (can't figure it out, but has GOT to be a bloke) is attempting to communicate in the vernacular of his target audience, i.e. Skanglish.


  • #531
    Special Circumstances
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,540 ✭✭✭Special Circumstances


    dr.fuzzenstein wrote: »
    However can they make themselves understood communicating in such outlandish slang? It is quite the challenge trying to follow the gist of a conversation if conducted in such a ludicrous manner. And if he/she read this, I doubt they could understand it, since we're conversing in English. :D
    It's mostly noise on top of body language and tone/volume of voice when spoken. I seriously doubt anyone can make sense of it in written form.


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  • #532
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,216 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    dr.fuzzenstein wrote: »
    However can they make themselves understood communicating in such outlandish slang? It is quite the challenge trying to follow the gist of a conversation if conducted in such a ludicrous manner. And if he/she read this, I doubt they could understand it, since we're conversing in English. :D
    Maybe he/she (can't figure it out, but has GOT to be a bloke) is attempting to communicate in the vernacular of his target audience, i.e. Skanglish.

    I call shenanigans and submit that it's actually you, placing your parchments and Jägermeister stiffener one-side periodically to peer over your monocle at some of the more oafish replies. :D


  • #533
    26000 Elephants
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,152 ✭✭✭26000 Elephants


    dr.fuzzenstein wrote: »
    Skanglish.


    Ah!, le mot juste!! :)


  • #534
    mhackett102
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 893 ✭✭✭mhackett102


    Oh here, the famous Toyota Celica is back again!

    I'd nearly give him €1500 for it. €1250 so I dont see it appear again online, and an extra €250 for a few English lessons.

    http://cars.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/toyota-celica-x-show-car-gorgeous-car-bargain/9972190?offset=16


  • #535
    wotzgoingon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,308 ✭✭✭✭wotzgoingon


    mhackett102 wrote: »
    Oh here, the famous Toyota Celica is back again!

    I'd nearly give him €1500 for it. €1250 so I dont see it appear again online, and an extra €250 for a few English lessons.

    http://cars.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/toyota-celica-x-show-car-gorgeous-car-bargain/9972190?offset=16

    He really does have bad typing English. I know if you are posting on boards in a hurry some words might be wrong but if I was writing an ad I would take my time to give a good impression.


  • #536
    Supergurrier
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,295 ✭✭✭Supergurrier


    Wouldn't be a bad car for a grand to be fair

    Is it a 180bhp ?


  • #537
    tuxy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,980 ✭✭✭✭tuxy


    Supergurrier wrote: »
    Wouldn't be a bad car for a grand to be fair

    Is it a 180bhp ?

    Do you mean 190bhp?
    That's the thing, they have had the engine replaced and they don't know if it has a VVTI or VVTL-I and seem to get very upset when people ask.


  • #538
    Supergurrier
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,295 ✭✭✭Supergurrier


    tuxy wrote: »
    Do you mean 190bhp?
    That's the thing, they have had the engine replaced and they don't know if it has a VVTI or VVTL-I and seem to get very upset when people ask.

    Yea thsts the fella, they are a reliable enough car to be fair


  • #539
    Skylinehead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,690 ✭✭✭✭Skylinehead


    I'm only after twigging that the petrol cap isn't missing. It looks like it is.


  • #540
    colm_mcm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 73,327 ✭✭✭✭colm_mcm


    Tototafanboi has one of those caps too.


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  • #541
    dr.fuzzenstein
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,575 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    mhackett102 wrote: »
    Oh here, the famous Toyota Celica is back again!

    I'd nearly give him €1500 for it. €1250 so I dont see it appear again online, and an extra €250 for a few English lessons.

    http://cars.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/toyota-celica-x-show-car-gorgeous-car-bargain/9972190?offset=16

    That seems to have dropped in price.
    Great, he's not allowing test drives. He really doesn't want to sell this, does he?


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