Trivial things that annoy you part 479

Sunflower 27 · 22-07-2015 01:54PM

AndyBoBandy wrote: »

Of course, if someone is an idiot who can't reverse

Plenty of idiots in Ireland then

Sunflower 27 · 22-07-2015 01:57PM

xLisaBx wrote: »

This fella I've been seeing recently. Lovely lad, funny, kinda cute, super down to earth.. Sounds good right? Its only casual really, I didn't want anything serious. And all of a sudden he's talking about a relationship and waiting a year for sex..
Really annoyed. I dont want a boyfriend and definitely ain't waiting a year for him

Maybe he is trying to beak up with you?

ChunkyLover54 · 22-07-2015 02:00PM

You're walking down the street and your shoelace becomes untied. You bend down and tie it firmly and then continue on your way.

After about thirty seconds you notice that, after tying the original shoelace quite firmly, the other shoelace now feels unsatisfyingly loose even though it's still technically tied.

Eventually you have no choice but to bend down, untie the looser shoelace and tie it again so that it's level of tautness matches the other shoe.

xLisaBx · 22-07-2015 02:01PM

Sunflower 27 wrote: »

Maybe he is trying to beak up with you?

I don't know :PAC: and he's acting all weird now because I wanted to be more friends with benefits. Oh I hate men..

Menas · 22-07-2015 02:03PM

xLisaBx wrote: »

I don't know :PAC: and he's acting all weird now because I wanted to be more friends with benefits. Oh I hate men..

Most women complain because we try to get them in the sack before knowing their second name!

xLisaBx · 22-07-2015 02:14PM

Menas wrote: »

Most women complain because we try to get them in the sack before knowing their second name!

I complain about that too..

eternal · 22-07-2015 02:43PM

xLisaBx wrote: »

This fella I've been seeing recently. Lovely lad, funny, kinda cute, super down to earth.. Sounds good right? Its only casual really, I didn't want anything serious. And all of a sudden he's talking about a relationship and waiting a year for sex..
Really annoyed. I dont want a boyfriend and definitely ain't waiting a year for him

Have you checked if he actually has balls?? :rolleyes:

xLisaBx · 22-07-2015 02:50PM

eternal wrote: »

Have you checked if he actually has balls?? :rolleyes:

This is what I'm worried about! What if there's something wrong with him, and he thinks after a year I'd "love" him enough to stay .. :pac:
Oh lord what have I gotten myself into this time

Menas · 22-07-2015 02:55PM

xLisaBx wrote: »

This is what I'm worried about! What if there's something wrong with him, and he thinks after a year I'd "love" him enough to stay .. :pac:
Oh lord what have I gotten myself into this time

Or perhaps he just took this song a little too literally.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JN6jlWoWX-4

xLisaBx · 22-07-2015 03:02PM

Menas wrote: »

Or perhaps he just took this song a little too literally.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JN6jlWoWX-4

.. I'm afraid taking clothes off is part of the package :rolleyes:

whiskeyman · 22-07-2015 03:02PM

xLisaBx wrote: »

This fella I've been seeing recently. Lovely lad, funny, kinda cute, super down to earth.. Sounds good right? Its only casual really, I didn't want anything serious. And all of a sudden he's talking about a relationship and waiting a year for sex..
Really annoyed. I dont want a boyfriend and definitely ain't waiting a year for him

TA that I didn't meet more women like yourself before I settled down :P

xLisaBx · 22-07-2015 03:04PM

whiskeyman wrote: »

TA that I didn't meet more women like yourself before I settled down :P

I just wanna be friends.. with benefits! Not sleep with him once or anything slutty like that :rolleyes:

castletownman · 22-07-2015 04:10PM

xLisaBx wrote: »

I just wanna be friends.. with benefits! Not sleep with him once or anything slutty like that :rolleyes:

PM sent

mickydoomsux · 22-07-2015 04:15PM

xLisaBx wrote: »

This fella I've been seeing recently. Lovely lad, funny, kinda cute, super down to earth.. Sounds good right? Its only casual really, I didn't want anything serious. And all of a sudden he's talking about a relationship and waiting a year for sex..
Really annoyed. I dont want a boyfriend and definitely ain't waiting a year for him

A man that wants to wait a year to have sex?

He is either a religious headcase or a gay guy looking for a beard.

Sever.

xLisaBx · 22-07-2015 04:41PM

mickydoomsux wrote: »

A man that wants to wait a year to have sex?

He is either a religious headcase or a gay guy looking for a beard.

Sever.

Definitely a headcase of some sort anyway. He thinks it's normal to use winkey faces as punctuation.
This morning I received a message along the lines of:
"Hey

any plans for the day

I don't I'm off work

"
He seems to hate commas and full stops?

fiachr_a · 22-07-2015 05:10PM

Ordering a pot of tea in the McCafé and they ask are you having it here or taking out. Do they give paper pots of tea in McDonalds?

Menas · 22-07-2015 06:10PM

Moths.
They have not bothered me, or my clothes, since about 1987.
But they seem to be back! Moth balls anyone?

Robsweezie · 22-07-2015 06:26PM

Watching myself on video. It's weird seeing all my expressions and mannerisms. Hearing my voice on recordings also.

Mam of 4 · 22-07-2015 06:48PM

Robsweezie wrote: »

Watching myself on video. It's weird seeing all my expressions and mannerisms. Hearing my voice on recordings also.

This !! Am fully convinced I sound like a man on recordings :mad:

Smidge · 22-07-2015 08:59PM

Mam of 4 wrote: »

This !! Am fully convinced I sound like a man on recordings :mad:

It's also ta that you NEVER look how you THINK you look on tape

Comic Book Guy · 22-07-2015 09:04PM

How when you are out in a restaurant and the waiter times it perfectly to ask you is "everything ok" just as you are after having a mouthful of your meal.

How I always make a balls of making poached eggs. They never look like they should and are just a white and yellow mess on my plate!

Son Of A Vidic · 22-07-2015 09:05PM

Robsweezie wrote: »

Watching myself on video. It's weird seeing all my expressions and mannerisms. Hearing my voice on recordings also.

You're not alone, I literally can't stand the sight or sound of myself in stuff like that. I've have just no interest in watching or listening to myself.

Robsweezie · 22-07-2015 10:01PM

''ah i found a video, you're in this one....come have a loo-''

*stealthily slips out of room*

''so, are you gonna talk to X on Skype later?''

''eh....if i get the time...''

Skype is a cVnt for this. watching yourself talk and glaring in the bottom corner creeps me out. i was put on the spot the other day to talk to a relative who's abroad. does anyone look horrible on a webcam?

i think id rather it just be a kept a mystery as to how i look, sound and act to other people, and to myself.

tomwaterford · 22-07-2015 10:03PM

Robsweezie wrote: »

''ah i found a video, you're in this one....come have a loo-''

*stealthily slips out of room*

''so, are you gonna talk to X on Skype later?''

''eh....if i get the time...''

Skype is a cVnt for this. watching yourself talk and glaring in the bottom corner creeps me out. i was put on the spot the other day to talk to a relative who's abroad. does anyone look horrible on a webcam?

i think id rather it just be a kept a mystery as to how i look, sound and act to other people, and to myself.

One of the few advantages of having crap Internet....Skype annoys me too much to use it with the freezing etc

Mr_Spaceman · 22-07-2015 10:18PM

"... blah blah website is not responding"

*loses the will to live*

Fcuk you, Internet Explorer.

galljga1 · 22-07-2015 10:36PM

Just getting nicely sleepy, about to nod off when my subconscious sort of tells me "something isn't quite right". I lazily open one eye and fcuk, there is a bat flying around the room. After much flapping of wings, towels and pillowcases I captured him/her/it and released him/her/it out the window. Now I am hyper as fcuk. No sleep for another while.

eternal · 22-07-2015 10:39PM

galljga1 wrote: »

Just getting nicely sleepy, about to nod off when my subconscious sort of tells me "something isn't quite right". I lazily open one eye and fcuk, there is a bat flying around the room. After much flapping of wings, towels and pillowcases I captured him/her/it and released him/her/it out the window. Now I am hyper as fcuk. No sleep for another while.

Man Cave??? :P

galljga1 · 22-07-2015 10:42PM

eternal wrote: »

Man Cave??? :P

Batcave.

Talib Fiasco · 22-07-2015 10:45PM

When that "Windows Module Installer Worker" thing decides to go full retard and eat up all the CPU in your machine and hence prevent you from doing anything smoothly on it until it decides to piss off again. Trying to "end" it too in Task Manager just causes it to fire up even more and cause more havoc.

elprincipito · 22-07-2015 10:57PM

xLisaBx wrote: »

This fella I've been seeing recently. Lovely lad, funny, kinda cute, super down to earth.. Sounds good right? Its only casual really, I didn't want anything serious. And all of a sudden he's talking about a relationship and waiting a year for sex..
Really annoyed. I dont want a boyfriend and definitely ain't waiting a year for him

Poor guy. He's been brought up with the Disney image of girls and probably still believes in romance/love

Trivial things that annoy you part 479

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