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  • #3662
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    At Monte Cassini they were playing Spot the Ball with the Germans.


  • #3663
    somesoldiers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    was it John The Baptist's foreskin?


  • #3664
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,414 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Looks like the chewerch topic will be still with us tomorrow.


  • #3665
    Callan57
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,160 ✭✭✭Callan57


    Wonder what % of the "contributions" is going to the US company? They are hardly "consulting" for nothing. Yet another own goal by the Catholic Church IMHO :rolleyes:


  • #3666
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Callan57 wrote: »
    Wonder what % of the "contributions" is going to the US company? They are hardly "consulting" for nothing. Yet another own goal by the Catholic Church IMHO :rolleyes:

    The priest yesterday let slip it was 3 to 5%, iirc.


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  • #3667
    Richmond Ultra
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 465 ✭✭Richmond Ultra


    A professional fundraiser probably gets the same amount of respect as a concern or airtricity individual calling to your door.


  • #3668
    Dutchie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 366 ✭✭Dutchie


    Atlantic Dawn wrote: »
    "The car decided to stop", that red engine light that was on the car for the last 6 months must have been trying to tell me something.

    Reminds me of the time my friend decided to drive his girlfriends car down to the shops. He noticed that she had placed a tea towel in front of the warning lights on the dash board. When he got back to the the house he asked her why said tea towel was placed thus.

    Her reply ' oh, there was a red light on that was annoying me so i covered it with the towel'

    Turns out she had covered the oil pressure warning light with the towel for 6 months!


  • #3669
    JONJO THE MISER
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 12,333 ✭✭✭✭JONJO THE MISER


    I never give money to the church, the vatican is one of the biggest landlords in the world and wealthy than many countries.


  • #3670
    sligojoek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    somesoldiers wrote: »
    waste of 10 75 minutes
    .


  • #3671
    Flukey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,005 ✭✭✭✭Flukey


    JONJO THE MISER wrote: »
    I never give money to the church, the vatican is one of the biggest landlords in the world and wealthy than many countries.

    Nothing to do with your username so. :)


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  • #3672
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    JONJO THE MISER wrote: »
    I never give money to the church, the vatican is one of the biggest landlords in the world and wealthy than many countries.

    The Vatican is a country!


  • #3673
    Hamilcar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,336 ✭✭✭Hamilcar


    I hear if you sign up to switch churches you can save over 10% if you have christenings and communions with them


  • #3674
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    It was dis number
    No it was dat number
    No dis number


  • #3675
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,414 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Ha ha, Duffy didn't like that.


  • #3676
    sligojoek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    We get a box of numbered envelopes every year. Straight to the recycle bin.


  • #3677
    Fujitsu10
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,619 ✭✭✭Fujitsu10


    Shocker -- Joe admits to being rich..


  • #3678
    Hamilcar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,336 ✭✭✭Hamilcar


    Nice one. I know you're richer than me Joe..............


  • #3679
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Dutchie wrote: »
    Turns out she had covered the oil pressure warning light with the towel for 6 months!
    Friend of mine asked me, in all seriousness, if he should be topping up the oil when the red light came on, as he hadn't bothered for a while. I was curious if his car had a low level light, but no - it was the pressure light that was flickering when he cornered.
    Topped it up and the bearings were fine - any longer and they wouldn't have been.


  • #3680
    JONJO THE MISER
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 12,333 ✭✭✭✭JONJO THE MISER


    Roger_007 wrote: »
    The Vatican is a country!

    Im aware of that, they can take care of churches, plenty of money to do so.


  • #3681
    Callan57
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,160 ✭✭✭Callan57


    Dutchie wrote: »
    Reminds me of the time my friend decided to drive his girlfriends car down to the shops. He noticed that she had placed a tea towel in front of the warning lights on the dash board. When he got back to the the house he asked her why said tea towel was placed thus.

    Her reply ' oh, there was a red light on that was annoying me so i covered it with the towel'

    Turns out she had covered the oil pressure warning light with the towel for 6 months!


    Being a girl I though the Red lights were there to give a bit of colour to the dash ... otherwise it's very drab really :)


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  • #3682
    Hamilcar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,336 ✭✭✭Hamilcar


    I hear that I hear that
    I know that I know that


  • #3683
    Flukey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,005 ✭✭✭✭Flukey


    snubbleste wrote: »
    It was dis number
    No it was dat number
    No dis number

    No, it was dudder number.


  • #3684
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,039 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    so bored with this topic


  • #3685
    sligojoek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    "I was at the concert last night."

    "Well done."

    FFS


  • #3686
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Had help - with the auld Mickey Franki.


  • #3687
    the_monkey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,557 ✭✭✭the_monkey


    joe_duffy.jpg


  • #3688
    bottlebrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,215 ✭✭✭bottlebrush


    Was it really Frankie, or an impersonator


  • #3689
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    What was that noise??


  • #3690
    baldbear
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,632 ✭✭✭baldbear


    What's he like in real life? 4 ft 9 Joe. Classic.


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  • #3691
    sligojoek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Is she an MCD shill?


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