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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 sligojoek
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    "............ and god forbid, funerals"

    So if god listens to Joe, nobody else will die.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 somesoldiers
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    Remember this very well. Awful practice. The same family always without fail gave the largest contribution and the same little lady, without fail, always gave the least - 50 pence. I used to always feel morto for the little lady, but in hindsight I applaud her!


    that was probably a bigger percentage of her income


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 23,103 2smiggy
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    After Tuesday's entertaining show, I suppose we have to expect shows like today's. This is putting me to sleep !!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,006 Flukey
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    Remember this very well. Awful practice. The same family always without fail gave the largest contribution and the same little lady, without fail, always gave the least - 50 pence. I used to always feel morto for the little lady, but in hindsight I applaud her!

    Your attitude to your mother changes as you get older. ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 Dan Jaman
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    "Back to the drawing board..."
    The whole new approach is because the old hellfire and damnation has lost its threat, so some blue-sky (you can kill me now for using that) thinking is needed.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,006 Flukey
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    Perhaps they should give those who give the most premium level seating at the front of the church with nice leather seats and drinks holders for them?


    Sounds like the Church of St. Michael O'Leary.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 snubbleste
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    R T E Goooold


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,558 Atlantic Dawn
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    "The car decided to stop", that red engine light that was on the car for the last 6 months must have been trying to tell me something.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 snubbleste
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    sharp intake of breath there


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,558 Atlantic Dawn
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    "What was wrong with the car?", he won't ask this, it will be like the "who is the father" question he doesn't ask.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,619 Fujitsu10
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    Get to the point FFS


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 Dan Jaman
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    Oh, dear gawd. Woman breaks down on motorway.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,336 Hamilcar
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    Jesus get to the point missus


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 somesoldiers
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    sounds like all did a good job


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,619 Fujitsu10
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    his name was ....... his muder was named ....... GET TO THE POINT


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,558 Atlantic Dawn
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    Is she the first person to ever break down on one of our fine motorways?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,336 Hamilcar
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    Oh I get it now. Yet another pointless story


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,558 Atlantic Dawn
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    069d0e0.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,379 CarrickMcJoe
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    Everyone was at mass filling out forms!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 Dan Jaman
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    "We're a family of midgets, Joe."


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,558 Atlantic Dawn
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    Did her car run out of petrol/diesel and she is afraid to admit it?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,558 Atlantic Dawn
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    If they didn't know where the car was Joe they might have to go the entire length of say the M50 looking for a car, she might not even know if she was north or south bound.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,215 bottlebrush
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    'Demand'

    Replaces 'entitled to'


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,558 Atlantic Dawn
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    No question about what was wrong with the car? Absolute tool Duffy.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 snubbleste
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    "There are so many motorways"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,336 Hamilcar
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    No Tragedy!...... Bye caller


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,379 CarrickMcJoe
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    A new car, that's a result.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 Dan Jaman
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    "Something could have happened, Joe."
    "Did it? Moordur, fire, flooood, disaster, earthquake?"
    "No, not a thing, Joe. We just got home ok."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 somesoldiers
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    waste of 10 minutes


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 snubbleste
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    Whoy?


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