Liveline Thread 17/06/2015 to date

sligojoek · 09-07-2015 02:27PM

"............ and god forbid, funerals"

So if god listens to Joe, nobody else will die.

somesoldiers · 09-07-2015 02:27PM

bottlebrush wrote: »

Remember this very well. Awful practice. The same family always without fail gave the largest contribution and the same little lady, without fail, always gave the least - 50 pence. I used to always feel morto for the little lady, but in hindsight I applaud her!

that was probably a bigger percentage of her income

2smiggy · 09-07-2015 02:27PM

After Tuesday's entertaining show, I suppose we have to expect shows like today's. This is putting me to sleep !!

Flukey · 09-07-2015 02:29PM

bottlebrush wrote: »

Remember this very well. Awful practice. The same family always without fail gave the largest contribution and the same little lady, without fail, always gave the least - 50 pence. I used to always feel morto for the little lady, but in hindsight I applaud her!

Your attitude to your mother changes as you get older.

Dan Jaman · 09-07-2015 02:30PM

"Back to the drawing board..."
The whole new approach is because the old hellfire and damnation has lost its threat, so some blue-sky (you can kill me now for using that) thinking is needed.

Flukey · 09-07-2015 02:31PM

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Perhaps they should give those who give the most premium level seating at the front of the church with nice leather seats and drinks holders for them?

Sounds like the Church of St. Michael O'Leary.

snubbleste · 09-07-2015 02:31PM

R T E Goooold

Atlantic Dawn · 09-07-2015 02:32PM

"The car decided to stop", that red engine light that was on the car for the last 6 months must have been trying to tell me something.

snubbleste · 09-07-2015 02:32PM

sharp intake of breath there

Atlantic Dawn · 09-07-2015 02:33PM

"What was wrong with the car?", he won't ask this, it will be like the "who is the father" question he doesn't ask.

Fujitsu10 · 09-07-2015 02:34PM

Get to the point FFS

Dan Jaman · 09-07-2015 02:34PM

Oh, dear gawd. Woman breaks down on motorway.

Hamilcar · 09-07-2015 02:34PM

Jesus get to the point missus

somesoldiers · 09-07-2015 02:34PM

sounds like all did a good job

Fujitsu10 · 09-07-2015 02:35PM

his name was ....... his muder was named ....... GET TO THE POINT

Atlantic Dawn · 09-07-2015 02:35PM

Is she the first person to ever break down on one of our fine motorways?

Hamilcar · 09-07-2015 02:36PM

Oh I get it now. Yet another pointless story

Atlantic Dawn · 09-07-2015 02:36PM

CarrickMcJoe · 09-07-2015 02:36PM

Everyone was at mass filling out forms!

Dan Jaman · 09-07-2015 02:37PM

"We're a family of midgets, Joe."

Atlantic Dawn · 09-07-2015 02:37PM

Did her car run out of petrol/diesel and she is afraid to admit it?

Atlantic Dawn · 09-07-2015 02:37PM

If they didn't know where the car was Joe they might have to go the entire length of say the M50 looking for a car, she might not even know if she was north or south bound.