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  • #3302
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    "Living the Joy of The Gospel". Jaysus……

    Attention Old People, I am God's chosen one and need a 152 Reg Jaguar XF to do my groceries to keep strong so that I may spread the word of the Lord. Please contact me via PM with your donations of no less than €1,000. God urges you to act quickly on this.



    https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/0c/20/2e/0c202e47f31215cbda8c3660f0237fb0.jpg


  • #3303
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,414 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Would be great if her mother left the whole estate to the church.


  • #3304
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,039 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Joseph is not happy with this carry on


  • #3305
    ThisRegard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    **** off with saying Going Forward.


  • #3306
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,414 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Mass on Christmas day should be a ticket only event, €20 a head, but free for those who have been to 20 masses throughout the year.


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  • #3307
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    He pulled it out of his gickbag Joe.


  • #3308
    Rock Lesnar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,886 ✭✭✭✭Rock Lesnar


    Answer The Question!!!


  • #3309
    bottlebrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,215 ✭✭✭bottlebrush


    They look at the size of the houses they live in?


  • #3310
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    "He's got twenty million dollars in his heavenly bank account..."


  • #3311
    Fujitsu10
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,619 ✭✭✭Fujitsu10


    Atlantic Dawn wrote: »
    Mass on Christmas day should be a ticket only event, €20 a head, but free for those who have been to 20 masses throughout the year.

    Subject to Planning... :D


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  • #3312
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,039 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Joe is backing him into a corner


  • #3313
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    Joseph is not happy with this carry on



    Joseph has a big hefty wang on him today alright


  • #3314
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Does Joe not have any respect for de Fadder at all at all..
    He is offending his constituency


  • #3315
    Uncle Ben
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,843 ✭✭✭Uncle Ben


    Atlantic Dawn wrote: »
    Do they have to pay tax on the "donations" received?

    And do they need a licence from the local gardai to collect like the local community games groups for instance.


  • #3316
    Flukey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,005 ✭✭✭✭Flukey


    Atlantic Dawn wrote: »
    He never seems to ask the single mothers..."you have a child which means you were rode by a man, who is the father?".

    Ah, but she could have been so drunk or high, that she didn't know who it was. There could have been so many possible suspects, that she couldn't know for sure. She may not have got his name, particularly if he was a 69 year old with dementia who didn't know who or where he was. Then there's the old artificial insemination possibility from the sperm bank. Joe only has until 3 o'clock, so he'd never get through all of those and his range of spin off questions that each answer would create, like how long the 69 year old has had his dementia or what she would do if she was on holidays in Greece and all the sperm banks were closed for the week.


  • #3317
    Rock Lesnar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,886 ✭✭✭✭Rock Lesnar


    Joe has him on the ropes and there is no comeback in sight


  • #3318
    buried
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,975 ✭✭✭buried


    The Shaman has lost it

    Bullet The Blue Shirts



  • #3319
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    bad bad b******s


  • #3320
    eviltwin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,495 ✭✭✭✭eviltwin


    Church are coming off very badly here.


  • #3321
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Joe's got some beef with this bloke we're not getting.


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  • #3322
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Its divine intervention Joe.


  • #3323
    the_monkey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,557 ✭✭✭the_monkey


    Joe really going for the kill here ... classic LL..


  • #3324
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,039 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Fighting with a priest:eek:


  • #3325
    bottlebrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,215 ✭✭✭bottlebrush


    That priest should have kept on running while he was at it...


  • #3326
    Fujitsu10
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,619 ✭✭✭Fujitsu10


    eviltwin wrote: »
    Church are coming off very badly here.

    This guy is not in-line for the PRO job anyway..


  • #3327
    Fujitsu10
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,619 ✭✭✭Fujitsu10


    I think this is working out harder than the 10k run for him.


  • #3328
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Isnt collecting like this supposed to be about what you can afford


  • #3329
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    He'll be sent to the Terry Prone school of communications by the Diocese.


  • #3330
    bottlebrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,215 ✭✭✭bottlebrush


    Woman's neighbour next door is miffed she only got asked for 500 ...


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  • #3331
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,039 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    Joe's got some beef with this bloke we're not getting.

    strange to hear Joe going for him

    must be a back story


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