10 things that women find unattractive in men

TheLastMohican · 07-07-2015 08:03PM #1

Just reading this article and am interested to see if it's on the ball

Girls, is it a fair synopsis?

Boys, stay quiet and take note!

http://millenniallifestyle.com/10-things-women-find-unattractive/10/

Gone West · 07-07-2015 08:04PM

This is clickbait garbage and will be the downfall of us all.

TheLastMohican · 07-07-2015 08:07PM

Fuzzy wrote: »

This is clickbait garbage and will be the downfall of us all.

That is number 8 ............... lack of humour

Pumpkinseeds · 07-07-2015 08:09PM

I haven't clicked the link, is BO on the list? If not it should be.

SadieSue · 07-07-2015 08:12PM

That weird V thing that men get :pac: is that on the list?

07-07-2015 08:13PM

SadieSue wrote: »

That weird V thing that men get :pac: is that on the list?

Shouldn't talk about vaginas like that.

Ave Sodalis · 07-07-2015 08:14PM

Number One should be assuming that you can fit the personalities and tastes of every woman into a single list. For example, I think opening my car door is a stupid waste of energy and that I'm perfectly capable of walking home myself. I also think men don't go blind in relationships and therefore it's perfectly natural that, at one stage or another, he'll spot a good looking woman so I don't expect the whole "eyes only for me" stuff. But, that's just me and in no way representative of the entire female population.

TheLastMohican · 07-07-2015 08:14PM

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

I haven't clicked the link, is BO on the list? If not it should be.

Hey Toto, you'll have to read it

Teyla Emmagan · 07-07-2015 08:16PM

I haven't read it either. Is too much Lynx/aftershave instead of a shower on the list? That's a personal horror of mine.

TheLastMohican · 07-07-2015 08:18PM

Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

I haven't read it either. Is too much Lynx/aftershave instead of a shower on the list? That's a personal horror of mine.

Not tellin ya

The Backwards Man · 07-07-2015 08:18PM

No way am I clicking ten pages of that dung.

Is short attention span one of them?

NachoBusiness · 07-07-2015 08:19PM

Basically it just says that all a women wants is a man who..

Can take things seriously without making a joke of everything.
Has a sense of humour but doesn't take himself too serious.
Sees women as being equal to men but is chivalrous.
Is confident and successful but doesn't know it.
Listens to what she has to say but not so much that he's too nice.
Likes her but doesn't flirt with other women.
Is fine with her flirting with other men.
Is well dressed but doesn't look in mirrors.
Is well groomed and smells great but doesn't use bathrooms.

Not too much to ask is it.

TheLastMohican · 07-07-2015 08:20PM

The Backwards Man wrote: »

No way am I clicking ten pages of that dung.

Is short attention span one of them?

You'll have to effing read it. Unless you call your weenie attentionspan

TheLastMohican · 07-07-2015 08:21PM

NachoBusiness wrote: »

Basically it just says that all a women wants is a man who..

Can take things seriously without making a joke of everything.
Has a sense of humour but doesn't take himself too serious.
Sees women as being equal to men but is chivalrous.
Is confident and successful but doesn't know it.
Listens to what she has to say but not so much that he's too nice.
Likes her but doesn't flirt with other women.
Is fine with her flirting with other men.
Is well dressed but doesn't look in mirrors.
Is well groomed and smells great but doesn't use bathrooms.

You'll be hearing from my solicitor! :mad:

LDN_Irish · 07-07-2015 08:22PM

sup_dude wrote: »

Number One should be assuming that you can fit the personalities and tastes of every woman into a single list. For example, I think opening my car door is a stupid waste of energy and that I'm perfectly capable of walking home myself. I also think men don't go blind in relationships and therefore it's perfectly natural that, at one stage or another, he'll spot a good looking woman so I don't expect the whole "eyes only for me" stuff. But, that's just me and in no way representative of the entire female population.

It bloody should be though.

Aidric · 07-07-2015 08:25PM

Clickbait stuff that manages to contradict itself in every point.

TheLastMohican · 07-07-2015 08:30PM

Aidric wrote: »

Clickbait stuff that manages to contradict itself in every point.

guten Nacht mein Herr

KomradeBishop · 07-07-2015 08:30PM

Some other nice links on that site, such as: "Top [latex]\infty[/latex] articles listing clickbait bullshít."

07-07-2015 08:58PM

So.

I was about to read that article and copy and paste a synopsis for people to read, who were as lazy as I am, until I saw that they put one item per page.

Fuck off with this nonsense. The only purpose it serves is to generate ad revenue for the site. It's one of the worst trends that is coming out of the internet lately - sure, it might have been useful in the early stages of the internet, but not now. Put lists on one goddamn page. Jesus.

Anyway - can someone tell me what this is about, so I don't have to?

Wanderer78 · 07-07-2015 08:58PM

no hope for mankind really is there

brevity · 07-07-2015 09:00PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqVqJQyeMSI

ygolometsipe · 07-07-2015 09:04PM

NachoBusiness wrote: »

Basically it just says that all a women wants is a man who..

Can take things seriously without making a joke of everything.
Has a sense of humour but doesn't take himself too serious.
Sees women as being equal to men but is chivalrous.
Is confident and successful but doesn't know it.
Listens to what she has to say but not so much that he's too nice.
Likes her but doesn't flirt with other women.
Is fine with her flirting with other men.
Is well dressed but doesn't look in mirrors.
Is well groomed and smells great but doesn't use bathrooms.

Not too much to ask is it.

All of these could be shortened to:
This is what I want but this is also the contradiction to the thing that I want.
Which in short is "I don't know what I want"

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5 · 07-07-2015 09:06PM

sup_dude wrote: »

Number One should be assuming that you can fit the personalities and tastes of every woman into a single list. For example, I think opening my car door is a stupid waste of energy and that I'm perfectly capable of walking home myself. I also think men don't go blind in relationships and therefore it's perfectly natural that, at one stage or another, he'll spot a good looking woman so I don't expect the whole "eyes only for me" stuff. But, that's just me and in no way representative of the entire female population.

You might not be able to speak for all women, doesn't mean Cherri Parry isn't. Cherri Parry is in fact omniscient, apparently, seeing as she also wrote* the corresponding article on what men find unattractive in women.

Cherri Parry knows all, she even knows that "your" and "you're" can be used completely interchangeably, both will do as possessive pronouns. Even within the same sentence. Three words apart. Millenials, eh, so creative.

She does know her way around Shutterstock though, those images are great. Although she may not have had the time to both write* that article and find images for it. No human would.

Wanderer78 · 07-07-2015 09:09PM

whos Cherri Parry?

Generic Dreadhead · 07-07-2015 09:09PM

NachoBusiness wrote: »

Basically it just says that all a women wants is a man who..

Can take things seriously without making a joke of everything.
Has a sense of humour but doesn't take himself too serious.
Sees women as being equal to men but is chivalrous.
Is confident and successful but doesn't know it.
Listens to what she has to say but not so much that he's too nice.
Likes her but doesn't flirt with other women.
Is fine with her flirting with other men.
Is well dressed but doesn't look in mirrors.
Is well groomed and smells great but doesn't use bathrooms.

Not too much to ask is it.

Haha, women eh? AMIRITE :pac:

Eugene Norman · 07-07-2015 09:11PM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

So.

I was about to read that article and copy and paste a synopsis for people to read, who were as lazy as I am, until I saw that they put one item per page.

Fuck off with this nonsense. The only purpose it serves is to generate ad revenue for the site. It's one of the worst trends that is coming out of the internet lately - sure, it might have been useful in the early stages of the internet, but not now. Put lists on one goddamn page. Jesus.

Anyway - can someone tell me what this is about, so I don't have to?

Yeh. The op really really wanted us to go there though.

Is this spam?

The Backwards Man · 07-07-2015 09:13PM

Charley Damp Stepchildren wrote: »

You might not be able to speak for all women, doesn't mean Cherri Parry isn't. Cherri Parry is in fact omniscient, apparently, seeing as she also wrote* the corresponding article on what men find unattractive in women.

Cherri Parry knows all, she even knows that "your" and "you're" can be used completely interchangeably, both will do as possessive pronouns. Even within the same sentence. Three words apart. Millenials, eh, so creative.

She does know her way around Shutterstock though, those images are great. Although she may not have had the time to both write* that article and find images for it. No human would.

I love a woman with a dry wit.:p

ygolometsipe · 07-07-2015 09:20PM

Wanderer78 wrote: »

whos Cherri Parry?

She speaks for women, they agree with her about stuff.

I prepared my answer for your next most logical question.
I don't know if she is hot, I cant find a photo... makes it difficult to believe.

Wanderer78 · 07-07-2015 09:22PM

ygolometsipe wrote: »

She speaks for women, they agree with her about stuff.

I prepared my answer for your next most logical question.
I don't know if she is hot, I cant find a photo... makes it difficult to believe.

hahaha excellent. sounds like she d be a great role model and stuff

Deranged96 · 07-07-2015 09:24PM

Any article that starts with a number is ****e.

ygolometsipe · 07-07-2015 09:30PM

Wanderer78 wrote: »

hahaha excellent. sounds like she d be a great role model and stuff

Yeah, I can see her speech to the UN.

50 ways to .... "can someone make the click sound, please?"

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