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  • #302
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Tiger Mcilroy wrote: »
    Is this lad fishing for free flights?

    With a 5 mile pelagic trawler net.


  • #303
    PauloMN
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators, Regional North East Moderators Posts: 10,886 Mod ✭✭✭✭PauloMN


    Can Foot Solutions do anything for the pain in my head that Dennis is giving me?


  • #304
    Flukey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,006 ✭✭✭✭Flukey


    Where did they get the voice-over guy for the Foot Solutions ad? Rent-a-bore?


  • #305
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    PauloMN wrote: »
    Can Foot Solutions do anything for the pain in my head that Dennis is giving me?

    You can use the foot solution that Fr Ted applied to Bishop Brennan?


  • #306
    signostic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,887 ✭✭✭signostic


    Dixie Chicks tickets for sale from Ticketmaster Adam


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  • #307
    Flukey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,006 ✭✭✭✭Flukey


    signostic wrote: »
    not available as Joe took a few days off....

    Ah come on. You don't believe that he only has one?


  • #308
    somesoldiers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    We should campaign to have defibs everywhere trains, taxis, buses, loos


  • #309
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    A death on a plane.
    Joe is really missing out


  • #310
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    Why would anyone who needs to carry a defibrillator be getting on a plane?


  • #311
    Flukey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,006 ✭✭✭✭Flukey


    Roger_007 wrote: »
    You can use the foot solution that Fr Ted applied to Bishop Brennan?

    Did he fly Aer Lingus to Rome?


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  • #312
    neris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,124 ✭✭✭✭neris


    so its ok to suggest that someone died on a ryanair flight. if joe was in and he mentioned any other airline thered be an "expunge" & mentions of days in the high court


  • #313
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    Buy shares in defibrillator manufacturer then start social media public shaming of companies into buying same defibrillator

    Genius


  • #314
    Flukey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,006 ✭✭✭✭Flukey


    Roger_007 wrote: »
    Why would anyone who needs to carry a defibrillator be getting on a plane?

    To go somewhere where they could get better healthcare with shorter waiting lists.


  • #315
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    You probably realistically need an area to lie the patient down on the plane too.


  • #316
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    I was on a flight to Orlando last year and the was a couple across from me who gave each other mouth-to-mouth resuscitation all the way from Dublin to Orlando. Thankfully they both survived!


  • #317
    Flukey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,006 ✭✭✭✭Flukey


    neris wrote: »
    so its ok to suggest that someone died on a ryanair flight.

    It could happen. Someone could get a cardiac brought on by the shock from arriving at an airport near their destination or winning something on one of their scratch cards.


  • #318
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    A nail fungus ad on liveline?


  • #319
    somesoldiers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    Upload the selfie with the AED then use a 3d printer to create another one, zap the patient- jobs oxo

    god I hate the word "selfie"


  • #320
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    Soooo, what was it like then?...............being dead?


  • #321
    2smiggy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 23,248 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    She's a lively sounding corpse


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  • #322
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Joe would get a whole show out of this one


  • #323
    Flukey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,006 ✭✭✭✭Flukey


    She sounds like Joe's dream caller.


  • #324
    swingking
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,260 ✭✭✭swingking


    did she just say she died ?


  • #325
    Flukey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,006 ✭✭✭✭Flukey


    Roger_007 wrote: »
    Soooo, what was it like then?...............being dead?

    Listening to Funny Friday.


  • #326
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    swingking wrote: »
    did she just say she died ?

    "I died"


  • #327
    somesoldiers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    they took the whiskey off me, hardly worthy of national radio. Aer lingus staff break rules


  • #328
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    It's only about 10 years that a liquid ban has been in place, some people are thick and should stick to ferries.


  • #329
    somesoldiers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    What is the big rush home anyway, can they not just leave the funerals for a few days?


  • #330
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    You'd think that the only way to get from San Francisco to Ireland is on Aer Lingus.
    there are many options via lhr, cdg, ams..


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  • #331
    signostic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,887 ✭✭✭signostic


    Meanwhile, other news "Roy Keane found not guilty in road rage court case" could he on Monday`s lavalahn?
    http://www.irishtimes.com/sport/soccer/roy-keane-found-not-guilty-in-road-rage-court-case-1.2255700


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