Signs you're getting older

Colser · 12-06-2015 11:40PM

When you do something that your mother used to do and it used to annoy the sh*t out of you like trying to find your car in the car park and scrutinising your shop receipts..:eek:

TheBody · 12-06-2015 11:41PM

I got my first pair of glasses last week.

SEPT 23 1989 · 12-06-2015 11:41PM

My daughter is now sporting adidas trainers and a sun hat

telling me its cool now:rolleyes:

dont have me to take out the old photo album and show you what daddy was wearing 20 years ago

old man:(

philstar · 12-06-2015 11:42PM

Yester wrote: »

I totally get this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yN69HnXny7c

"when it takes you all night to do what you used to do all night"

Capt'n Midnight · 12-06-2015 11:42PM

Our sires' age was worse than our grandsires'. We, their sons, are more
worthless than they; so in our turn we shall give the world a progeny yet more
corrupt.
Horace

Filmer Paradise · 12-06-2015 11:44PM

The Dogs Bollix wrote: »

The music kids listen to now sickens you. Country music is all you can tolerate.

The first bit I agreed with.

As for the rest, There is no way I will ever ever get to the stage where I'm ever old enough or senile enough to ever willingly listen to that muck.

No way San Jose!

fleet_admiral · 12-06-2015 11:45PM

Filmer Paradise wrote: »

Same way as I used to laugh at people falling over on 'You've been framed' years ago.

Nowadays, I wince at stuff like that, thinking. ' Ooh,that must have hurt'.

Ah no, I still find that funny. Its even funnier if its fat girl that falls

lulu1 · 12-06-2015 11:48PM

When you think you've just said something really cool and you see the kids turning their eyes up and going ffs

Colser · 12-06-2015 11:48PM

When youre buying new shoes and wonder if they would be comfortable..

Filmer Paradise · 12-06-2015 11:50PM

fleet_admiral wrote: »

Ah no, I still find that funny. Its even funnier if its fat girl that falls

Obviously you're younger than me.

Took a lot of knocks when I was younger. Never thought about it.

Last week I fell off a 2ft step ladder.

I could feel the pain before I hit the deck!

agent graves · 12-06-2015 11:50PM

when your back goes out more than you do

buried · 12-06-2015 11:51PM

The Dogs Bollix wrote: »

The music kids listen to now sickens you. Country music is all you can tolerate.

Where I live, Country music is what the kids are listening to. Nathan Carter wagon wheel $hite. No rebellion or semblance of life in them at all. Prescriptive line dancing entertainment. They may have the gift of youth but this generation are wasting it. I didn't waste mine.

lulu1 · 12-06-2015 11:53PM

fleet_admiral wrote: »

Ah no, I still find that funny. Its even funnier if its fat girl that falls

Why is it always the fat girl that falls

So not fair

Mech1 · 12-06-2015 11:58PM

lulu1 wrote: »

Why is it always the fat girl that falls

So not fair

Yeah i agree, you also often hear of beached whales and never of a few nice mackerel washed up, pisses me right off.

SpaceSasqwatch · 13-06-2015 12:00AM

you start diluting washing up liquid with water......

lulu1 · 13-06-2015 12:01AM

You know your getting older when you go shopping for a good heavy coat for the winter.

delw · 13-06-2015 12:04AM

When you give out about the latest music saying it's only noise

Corkblowin · 13-06-2015 12:10AM

Unfortunately I've had cause to be in & out of hospital since my teens - all becomes a bit routine & boring. However last year I was getting some tests done & I was hooked up to a new machine. To make conversation I said to the nurse that I'd never seen this one before.

Her response - 'it's a standard test for men of your age'. Gulp!!

I think it was the matter of fact way she said it that really got me!

Tubberadora · 13-06-2015 12:10AM

When you think about trying to pull a woman and decide the best place to go is tesco.

The Backwards Man · 13-06-2015 12:12AM

When you realise there's nothing but a crowd of oul fogeys posting on boards.

LadyFenghuang · 13-06-2015 12:16AM

The Backwards Man wrote: »

When you realise there's nothing but a crowd of oul fogeys posting on boards.

Totes like! :-P

LadyFenghuang · 13-06-2015 12:16AM

LadyFenghuang wrote: »

Totes like! :-P

Is that what teens say now?

Tubberadora · 13-06-2015 12:17AM

When you think about trying to pull a woman and decide the best place to go is tesco.

fussyonion · 13-06-2015 12:19AM

Tubberadora wrote: »

When you think about trying to pull a woman and decide the best place to go is tesco.

When you realise you've posted the same thing twice......;)

Sam Kade · 13-06-2015 12:19AM

It seems on here that when you turn 28 you're over the hill, I must be on my second life if that's the case

tigerboon · 13-06-2015 12:20AM

fussyonion wrote: »

What are signs you're getting older?

When a year is added to your age on your birthday every year. Being happening since I was a baby

jimbobaloobob · 13-06-2015 12:21AM

when you can sing along to the golden hour with larry

fleet_admiral · 13-06-2015 12:25AM

Filmer Paradise wrote: »

Obviously you're younger than me.

Took a lot of knocks when I was younger. Never thought about it.

Last week I fell off a 2ft step ladder.

I could feel the pain before I hit the deck!

Im 34 and a half

Mech1 · 13-06-2015 12:28AM

what sort of a ringtone is that?

its the feckin annoying type!!!

Filmer Paradise · 13-06-2015 12:28AM

Tubberadora wrote: »

When you think about trying to pull a woman and decide the best place to go is tesco.

True that. Now that I think about it.

I see good looking young ones there & find myself more attracted to their mothers doing the shopping.:eek::eek:

Signs you're getting older

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