'Neigh' means 'Neigh'

Nodin · 11-06-2015 11:22am #1

"A man from Texas has been arrested for trying to have sex with a horse in February, an act in which he broke his leg.

Cirilo Castillo Jr, 45, who has a history of this activity, was found injured in a barn in Edinburg, Texas in the morning of February 17 2015.
An ambulance took Mr Castillo to the hospital for treatment after he was found at 7am by the owner of the barn, who was feeding her animals.
She had warned him to stay away from the barn after a prior arrest for having sex with her horses.
Mr Castillo claimed that he was struck by a car and crawled to the barn for shelter, however officers believe he was kicked by a horse. An ambulance took him to hospital for treatment."
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/man-arrested-for-having-sex-with-horses-for-third-time-breaking-leg-in-process-10312311.html

None of that 'Horse it into me boss' stuff there, it seems.

Galway K9 · 11-06-2015 11:24am

I'd say hes a stallion in the sack.

11-06-2015 11:24am

I always wonder who is giving and who is receiving in these situations. Never says in any article about them, which shows it happens far too much, but then I realise I probably have other things I could be thinking about.

kunst nugget · 11-06-2015 11:25am

Deleted User wrote: »

I always wonder who is giving and who is receiving in these situations. Never says in any article about them, which shows it happens far too much, but then I realise I probably have other things I could be thinking about.

Have you ever seen a horse's willy? Don't think anyone would want to be on the receiving end of that…

fleet_admiral · 11-06-2015 11:26am

What will the neigh-bours think:eek:

kfallon · 11-06-2015 11:27am

They should let him off tbh, he was only horsing around ffs!

Nodin · 11-06-2015 11:27am

Deleted User wrote: »

I always wonder who is giving and who is receiving in these situations. Never says in any article about them, which shows it happens far too much, but then I realise I probably have other things I could be thinking about.

According to an article I read about a guy who died, those (men anyway) who receive are rare indeed. There was a documentary about him called "Zoo".
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoo_(film)

11-06-2015 11:28am

kunst nugget wrote: »

Have you ever seen a horse's willy? Don't think anyone would want to be on the receiving end of that…

Apparently a lot of people have died from it. Try to explain that at the Pearly Gates, "oh, I was going horse riding".

AnonoBoy · 11-06-2015 11:31am

I heard he gave the horse some tranquilizers first.

Gives new meaning to the phrase "to get up on your high horse."

Nodin · 11-06-2015 11:31am

Deleted User wrote: »

Apparently a lot of people have died from it. Try to explain that at the Pearly Gates, "oh, I was going horse riding".

'I just bent down to tie me lace and.....

'Listen, why don't you just ask the horse?'

kunst nugget · 11-06-2015 11:33am

Deleted User wrote: »

Apparently a lot of people have died from it. Try to explain that at the Pearly Gates, "oh, I was going horse riding".

Tbf, if you die after sticking a horse's cock up your arse, you deserve everything you get. A simple estimation of the length and width of it compared to the spaciousness of your rusty sherif's badge should be enough to tell you it's not going to end well…

11-06-2015 11:34am

Mr.Hands

blade1 · 11-06-2015 11:41am

It seems he's been caught doing it a Capall of times.

NachoBusiness · 11-06-2015 11:46am

Not all that funny tbf. Chap has a drink problem apparently. He can't stay away from red rum.

BMJD · 11-06-2015 11:49am

What an asshole.

ALiasEX · 11-06-2015 12:01pm

You'd think he would have learned by now. Stick to the sheep.

Mesrine65 · 11-06-2015 12:04pm

AnonoBoy wrote: »

I heard he gave the horse some tranquilizers first.

Gives new meaning to the phrase "to get up on your high horse."

Rohypnol ride

razorblunt · 11-06-2015 12:07pm

blade1 wrote: »

It seems he's been caught doing it a Capall of times.

Yes! Tip of the cap to you sir!

seamus · 11-06-2015 12:14pm

kunst nugget wrote: »

Have you ever seen a horse's willy? Don't think anyone would want to be on the receiving end of that…

There are videos on the internet. Men, it appears are very willing to be receivers on this one because the "back passage" is far more accommodating to a horse than a human vagina.

While it's often portrayed as a very feminine fantasy, the reality is that an excited horse would make a mess of a lady's sexual organs pretty quickly, whereas a "practised" man can accommodate it more readily. But yes, several people have died of massive trauma to their lower intestine.

I give you those two paragraphs of information so that you don't have to go elsewhere on the Internet for it. Just...don't.

blade1 · 11-06-2015 1:00pm

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Too much info seamus, too much info..

Nodin · 11-06-2015 2:57pm

seamus wrote: »

There are videos on the internet. Men, it appears are very willing to be receivers on this one because the "back passage" is far more accommodating to a horse than a human vagina.

While it's often portrayed as a very feminine fantasy, the reality is that an excited horse would make a mess of a lady's sexual organs pretty quickly, whereas a "practised" man can accommodate it more readily. But yes, several people have died of massive trauma to their lower intestine.

I give you those two paragraphs of information so that you don't have to go elsewhere on the Internet for it. Just...don't.

But if they do, they shouldn't blame you - they was warned.

Arsemageddon · 11-06-2015 3:13pm

NSFW

From Smithfield Market a few years back - a horse trying to ride a pig....

http://www.broadsheet.ie/2012/04/02/meanwhile-at-the-smithfield-horse-fair/

CFlat · 11-06-2015 3:28pm

I nearly feel sorry for the guy who clearly has a lot of problems.

Imagine being saddled with that for the rest of your life?

hardCopy · 11-06-2015 3:32pm

CFlat wrote: »

I nearly feel sorry for the guy who clearly has a lot of problems.

Imagine being saddled with that for the rest of your life?

I'm sure he'll be able to ride it out

Royal Irish · 11-06-2015 3:37pm

kunst nugget wrote: »

Have you ever seen a horse's willy? Don't think anyone would want to be on the receiving end of that…

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case

CFlat · 11-06-2015 3:39pm

hardCopy wrote: »

I'm sure he'll be able to ride it out

Yea, but what are the odds on that happening?

valoren · 11-06-2015 4:02pm

Horse it into me boss.

Junkyard Tom · 11-06-2015 4:17pm

I'm glad he broke his leg so he wasn't able to hoof it out of there.

hoof

CFlat · 11-06-2015 4:26pm

Junkyard Tom wrote: »

I'm glad he broke his leg so he wasn't able to hoof it out of there.

hoof

Even if he did get away, he would have been so badly injured that the cops would have caught him at a canter.

Nodin · 11-06-2015 4:37pm

CFlat wrote: »

Even if he did get away, he would have been so badly injured that the cops would have caught him at a canter.

Yep, ye can't just trot off with a broke leg.

crockholm · 11-06-2015 4:52pm

seamus wrote: »

There are videos on the internet. Men, it appears are very willing to be receivers on this one because the "back passage" is far more accommodating to a horse than a human vagina.

While it's often portrayed as a very feminine fantasy, the reality is that an excited horse would make a mess of a lady's sexual organs pretty quickly, whereas a "practised" man can accommodate it more readily. But yes, several people have died of massive trauma to their lower intestine.

I give you those two paragraphs of information so that you don't have to go elsewhere on the Internet for it. Just...don't.

I believe there is a sex manual for those who wish to engage with barnyard animals and the more free range exotic ones sexually,giving advice on positions,and the art of seducing a tigress or colossal squid- it's called "The Farmer Zootra"

'Neigh' means 'Neigh'

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