Trivial things that annoy you part 479

Pumpkinseeds · 06-06-2015 05:50PM

People who flash mob their own wedding. WTF is that about? It's sooo cringe worthy I could actually blush with embarrassment for them.

Menas · 06-06-2015 06:14PM

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

People who flash mob their own wedding. WTF is that about? It's sooo cringe worthy I could actually blush with embarrassment for them.

How do you flash mob your own wedding?!

eternal · 06-06-2015 06:17PM

I can't understand why individuals enter a shamanic like trance in front of foodstuffs. Has the garlic bread mesmerised you to the point of an out of body experience? Move the fcking trolley or die bitch.

Pumpkinseeds · 06-06-2015 06:19PM

Menas wrote: »

How do you flash mob your own wedding?!

Oops, I should have said 'wedding reception'. Someone posted it on facebook today, I could only handle a few seconds of it before clicking off. Although the happy couple are a pair of mouthbreathing knuckle draggers, so they probably think it was all very tasteful.:D

Areyouwell · 06-06-2015 06:51PM

Menas wrote: »

Other peoples kids in my house...the place is destroyed and I cant shout at anyone!

I know your suffering, I've just been through it.:(

Rubberlegs · 06-06-2015 06:57PM

Selfie sticks on sale in Tesco. That is all.

PM me nudes · 06-06-2015 07:02PM

Menas wrote: »

Other peoples kids in my house...the place is destroyed and I cant shout at anyone!

Other people's kids, full stop.

tradhead · 06-06-2015 07:13PM

Going out tonight at home with school friends that I haven't seen in 2 or 3 years. Had nothing to wear as I've moved most of my stuff out so my sister said she'd pick me up a pair of jeans in h&m if I told her what size, what make, etc.

She bought the wrong size and now I have no new jeans and am in a bad humour cos I feel like a big fat whale :-(

Robsweezie · 06-06-2015 08:45PM

people noisily breathing through their nose.

when you get a haircut and people draw attention to it every five seconds. makes me embarrassed.

heating up different bits of food in the microwave and the heat only spreads to one half of the dish or parts of the dish, meaning its hot in some places and cold in others. always happens to my sunday dinners, hot chicken and cold mash.

when you do people loads of favours and are generous to them, and you get nothing back. zilch. not even a cup of tea.

NotYourYear20 · 06-06-2015 09:07PM

lizzyman wrote: »

Irish people who can't grasp the concept of saw vs seen.

I "seen" this all over boards and it makes me want to scream.

Trivial issues like that really annoy me.

Miss Demeanour · 06-06-2015 09:12PM

NotYourYear20 wrote: »

Trivial issues like that really annoy me.

Well you've come to the right place then......

Fat Christy · 06-06-2015 09:15PM

Robsweezie wrote: »

when you get a haircut and people draw attention to it every five seconds. makes me embarrassed.

Nobody ever notices when I get a haircut.

I'm getting quite sick of it at this stage. I've warned my husband, that the next time I get a hair cut, he better notice it and he better tell me it's nice.

*ruffles divorce papers*

mikemac1 · 06-06-2015 09:26PM

People thinking the end of an escalator is the perfect place to stop and look around.

Sorry love but all 100kg of me is going to hit you despite my attempts to avoid. And then I get a dirty glare like it's my fault

In London you'd get a boot up the hole for messing around on an escalator!

whisky_galore · 06-06-2015 10:50PM

Mad Men, watched a few episodes to see what the fuss was all about.

Just a whole load of smoking, boozing and people acting like cnuts.

Cienciano · 06-06-2015 10:51PM

mikemac1 wrote: »

People thinking the end of an escalator is the perfect place to stop and look around.

Sorry love but all 100kg of me is going to hit you despite my attempts to avoid. And then I get a dirty glare like it's my fault

In London you'd get a boot up the hole for messing around on an escalator!

Their close relations, people who stop right outside a shop doorway to decide what to do. Usually groups of auld ones.

OhHiMark · 07-06-2015 12:18PM

Fat Christy wrote: »

In work, the toilets are located outside our offices. We share them with the company on our floor. You need a fob to access our offices. I lose the plot when I go to the toilet, leaving the office door open, only to come back 3 minutes later to find the door closed.

Every. Single. Time.

Why, in the name of the sweet baby Jesus, someone would close the door is beyond me. This means that every time I have to go for a piss I have to bring my fob with me. >.< Half the time I forget it or chance my arm. Leave door open, go to the bathroom as fast as can and return to find the door closed, yet again. They're like ninjas with the door closing! I half think someone does it on purpose just to spite me. On a few rare occasions I've been lucky enough to return to an open door.

Fcuking fobs and fob access, biggest load of sh*te ever!

I've just moved into a new apartment block and almost every time I leave the external door is on the latch. And I close it every time. It pisses me off when people disregard security because they're too lazy to take their key/fob with them.

Menas · 07-06-2015 12:25PM

TA that the dishwasher has died, its an ugly old thing, has given years of good service...and will be missed.
And no, I am not talking about my wife.

Fat Christy · 07-06-2015 12:38PM

OhHiMark wrote: »

I've just moved into a new apartment block and almost every time I leave the external door is on the latch. And I close it every time. It pisses me off when people disregard security because they're too lazy to take their key/fob with them.

Apartments are different! Im going to the friggin toilet in work. Mass murderers have 3 other doors to get through that require fob access, plus a full office of people. I'm going for a piss, a fcuking piss.

OhHiMark · 07-06-2015 12:41PM

Fat Christy wrote: »

Apartments are different! Im going to the friggin toilet in work. Mass murderers have 3 other doors to get through that require fob access, plus a full office of people. I'm going for a piss, a fcuking piss.

Do you announce to the office that you're going for a piss or do people just see an open door and close it?

Fat Christy · 07-06-2015 12:43PM

OhHiMark wrote: »

Do you announce to the office that you're going for a piss or do people just see an open door and close it?

I usually send round an email beforehand and then I go up to everyone and ask them did they get my email.

kfallon · 07-06-2015 12:51PM

Fat Christy wrote: »

I usually send round an email beforehand and then I go up to everyone and ask them did they get my email.

Do you take pics of your shíte and email them around afterwards too?

KatW4 · 07-06-2015 12:53PM

Making commitments on a Sunday when all I want to do is stay in bed.

Fat Christy · 07-06-2015 01:11PM

kfallon wrote: »

Do you take pics of your shíte and email them around afterwards too?

You know it.

DareGod · 07-06-2015 02:03PM

You know when you're lying down and you drop your phone on your face? Well I just dropped my laptop on my face.

Putin · 07-06-2015 03:09PM

KatW4 wrote: »

There was one on it. Not sure what happened to it actually.

Crows are clever feckers, they probably took care of it.

Samsgirl · 07-06-2015 04:03PM

Putin wrote: »

Crows are clever feckers, they probably took care of it.

We get woken up by the crows hitting sticks off the crow guard and the sound just goes through the house!!!. Usually from about 5am onwards.

KatW4 · 07-06-2015 04:14PM

Putin wrote:

Crows are clever feckers, they probably took care of it.

Bloody awful creatures!!!

Pumpkinseeds · 07-06-2015 04:36PM

Thankfully we haven't had crows in the chimney but it sounds like they're wearing workboots stomping around on our roof every morning.

pew · 07-06-2015 05:08PM

2 women on the bus.

Chatting loudly about ****.

One leaves *mwah mean*

Remaining woman is currently calling EVERYONE IN HER ****ING PHONEBOOK.

Jesus you never guess who I met? Mary!!

Blah blah blah

osarusan · 07-06-2015 05:25PM

Soda bread: to check if done, tap base to check for hollow sound.

Oven pizza: ensure base is desired colour.

AND HOW THE F**K AM I SUPPOSED TO CHECK THE BASE?

Trivial things that annoy you part 479

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