Trivial things that annoy you part 479

tradhead

Decided to embrace my inner whale and order Domino's. Burnt the entire roof of my mouth and it's so sore :-(



If we hadn't ordered sweet, delicious cookies as well I just don't know if I could go on.

Menas

The bloody tidy towns competition. Had to finally tackle the overgrown hedge out front today to stop the neighbours tut tutting us.
Fell in to it. Cuts, scrapes and wounded pride.

eternal

Menas wrote: »

The bloody tidy towns competition. Had to finally tackle the overgrown hedge out front today to stop the neighbours tut tutting us.
Fell in to it. Cuts, scrapes and wounded pride.

Man V Hedge.

Menas

eternal wrote: »

Man V Hedge.

Hedge wins.

AndyBoBandy

James Cordon and his increasing levels of success, despite being an annoying cnut

DareGod

osarusan wrote: »

Soda bread: to check if done, tap base to check for hollow sound.

Oven pizza: ensure base is desired colour.

AND HOW THE F**K AM I SUPPOSED TO CHECK THE BASE?

Lol. They don't mean the underside of the pizza, they mean the baked dough upon which the tomato sauce and toppings sit.

DareGod

tradhead wrote: »

Decided to embrace my inner whale and order Domino's. Burnt the entire roof of my mouth and it's so sore :-(



If we hadn't ordered sweet, delicious cookies as well I just don't know if I could go on.

I love cookies. I love Dominos. I can't stand Dominos cookies, I find them too thick or stodgy or something.

messrs

Spanish Eyes wrote: »

Ha Ha. Our doorbell broke about two years ago. Never bothered fixing it. Those who need to get in have my mobile number, the rest can go scratch.

So, no Election canvassers, door to door peddlars, Jehovahs, beggars, chancers, and so on.

Bliss.

My doorbell also broke but then when they ring it and they can hear its not ringing in side, they come to my sitting room window, knock and peer in to see if they can see me!

NIMAN

Christy Moore.

Heard him again on the radio this morning, nearly crashed as I dived to get him turned over.

Menas

TA that I have nothing to be annoyed about today.

Yet.

Rosie Rant

Signing up for a different site.
"Someone is already using that username" . Every damn one I can think of. Except the cringingly bad ones of course.

KatW4

Chipping a nail that I had done last week on a stupid can of 7up

Gwynplaine

The 2 day hangover. I just hate it.

Pumpkinseeds

Clothes shopping. I have to find a smart casual outfit on Wednesday and I hate clothes shopping. I have short legs, so getting trousers/jeans is a bitch and I'm bottom heavy which makes it even worse. Added to all that is almost every top is either sleeveless or has really unflattering sleeve lengths.

Pumpkinseeds

Embarrassment. The bin men are early, I could hear them in the distance so I rushed out with the bins, not wearing a bra and met one of my neighbours, I'm not a small chested lady and he'd a big grin on his face.:o

Menas

Menas wrote: »

TA that I have nothing to be annoyed about today.

Yet.

And Boom. One phone call and the day has gone to shyte.

KatW4

I need to move but my kitten is asleep on me and if I move she meows at me angrily!

Pumpkinseeds

KatW4 wrote: »

I need to move but my kitten is asleep on me and if I move she meows at me angrily!

They're good at that.:) I've to put clean bedlinen on our bed and Felix is sprawled up there so it won't get done until he's finished napping. Poppy slaps my hand if I try to get up and she wants attention.:D

Aglomerado

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

They're good at that.:) I've to put clean bedlinen on our bed and Felix is sprawled up there so it won't get done until he's finished napping. Poppy slaps my hand if I try to get up and she wants attention.:D

My cat loves it when clean sheets are being put on. She's inevitably waiting for the duvet in its nice clean cover to go over her...!

grundie

Foxes having sex in our garden at 3am.

It sound like something is being slaughtered.

Menas

grundie wrote: »

Foxes having sex in our garden at 3am.

It sound like something is being slaughtered.

When foxes 'have relations' the female traps the male penis inside her. This is what causes the loud noises...its the male screaming!

Fat Christy

Menas wrote: »

When foxes 'have relations' the female traps the male penis inside her. This is what causes the loud noises...its the male screaming!

At least he keeps his head. I'd hate to be a male praying mantis.

Menas

Fat Christy wrote: »

At least he keeps his head. I'd hate to be a male praying mantis.

Sitting here...legs crossed...afraid.

KatW4

Pumpkinseeds wrote:

They're good at that. I've to put clean bedlinen on our bed and Felix is sprawled up there so it won't get done until he's finished napping. Poppy slaps my hand if I try to get up and she wants attention.

Haha I love cats Pepper slaps me too but when I watch a video on my phone. She doesn't like my attention elsewhere.

jimgoose

This afternoon's homily is on the subject of disabled restrooms, that is, restrooms designed and available for the disabled, as opposed to restrooms that don't work properly for some reason. What was I talking about? Oh yes - I've noticed lately that the disabled restrooms in both the large local hospital and the large local shopping-centre are kept locked, with a sign on the door along the lines of "To use this facility please ask (Security/Management/British Airways) for the key". Now what in the fortified fcuk are we at here? Is life not awkward enough for disabled people without not being able to wander in-and-out of the dunny as they please, like the rest of us? And is it really necessary to mortify them by making them go up to some mouth-breathing latcheyco asking for the key to the restroom so they can use it??

Aglomerado

Menas wrote: »

When foxes 'have relations' the female traps the male penis inside her. This is what causes the loud noises...its the male screaming!

Cats do this too, and what's worse the male has a barbed penis!

:eek:

messrs

KatW4 wrote: »

Haha I love cats Pepper slaps me too but when I watch a video on my phone. She doesn't like my attention elsewhere.

I have a dog like that, she will jump up on the couch beside you and if you don't look at her she will start to slap you!! Its funny, starts of with gentle slap on the arm but if you continue to ignore her she will actually start slapping your face!

eternal

Been waiting for a phone call for an hour and half so can't do any work or leave the house.

BOOM 5,000 posts

retalivity

Recruiters.

Having found my CV or linkedin profile and scanned it for a few keywords, they then call me up and ask for my entire life story before telling me what the job actually is. And it is not relevant at all.

messrs

jimgoose wrote: »

This afternoon's homily is on the subject of disabled restrooms, that is, restrooms designed and available for the disabled, as opposed to restrooms that don't work properly for some reason. What was I talking about? Oh yes - I've noticed lately that the disabled restrooms in both the large local hospital and the large local shopping-centre are kept locked, with a sign on the door along the lines of "To use this facility please ask (Security/Management/British Airways) for the key". Now what in the fortified fcuk are we at here? Is life not awkward enough for disabled people without not being able to wander in-and-out of the dunny as they please, like the rest of us? And is it really necessary to mortify them by making them go up to some mouth-breathing latcheyco asking for the key to the restroom so they can use it??

I think this could be to do with non disabled people using the toilets and in some cases kids going in and vandalising them - at least that's the reason for it in my local shopping centre