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Trivial things that annoy you part 479

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  • #3512
    grundie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 458 ✭✭grundie


    When you order a sandwich at the deli counter and the server assumes you only want one thing and quickly moves on to the next customer before you've had a chance to order something else;


  • #3513
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    People who don't put weights back on the rack correctly.....or just don't put them back at all.

    People who take your weights without asking, especially if you are trying to do sets of something.

    People who come up to you in the gym when you are doing something and ask you how long more you will be using such a thing.

    Anti-protein people who tell you you'll get fat from drinking protein shakes. These will be the same people that starve themselves for a month in order to lose weight. Or worse the fatties that stuff themselves with crap food and then lecture you about taking protein.

    I hate you all, you annoy the sh*t out of me!


  • #3514
    messrs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,853 ✭✭✭messrs


    grundie wrote: »
    When you order a sandwich at the deli counter and the server assumes you only want one thing and quickly moves on to the next customer before you've had a chance to order something else;

    or when the automatically put a big lump of butter on the middle of the slice of bread before they even ask you if you want butter:mad:


  • #3515
    galljga1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,937 ✭✭✭galljga1


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    People who don't put weights back on the rack correctly.....or just don't put them back at all.

    People who take your weights without asking, especially if you are trying to do sets of something.

    People who come up to you in the gym when you are doing something and ask you how long more you will be using such a thing.

    Anti-protein people who tell you you'll get fat from drinking protein shakes. These will be the same people that starve themselves for a month in order to lose weight. Or worse the fatties that stuff themselves with crap food and then lecture you about taking protein.

    I hate you all, you annoy the sh*t out of me!

    That's why you are Fat, Christy.


  • #3516
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    messrs wrote: »
    or when the automatically put a big lump of butter on the middle of the slice of bread before they even ask you if you want butter:mad:

    Or they ask if you want butter and you feel like replying " well I would if you fcukin had any!"

    because all they ever have is that easy spread I can quiet easily believe its not butter sh1te.


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  • #3517
    Gwynplaine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,910 ✭✭✭Gwynplaine


    Well capable people who haven't the hands to wipe their arse.
    People who can't keep their mouth shut.
    People who can't put their phone away for 2 minutes.


  • #3518
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Gwynplaine wrote: »
    Well capable people who haven't the hands to wipe their arse.
    People who can't keep their mouth shut.
    People who can't put their phone away for 2 minutes.

    Why would you wipe your arse with your hand? :)


  • #3519
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    galljga1 wrote: »
    That's why you are Fat, Christy.

    Well that's just a little bit insensitive!! :mad:


  • #3520
    Gwynplaine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,910 ✭✭✭Gwynplaine


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    Why would you wipe your arse with your hand? :)

    Just in an awful humour today, and that is not even funny.
    I didn't say people wipe their arse with their hands, I said they haven't the hands to wipe their arse. Big difference.
    In other words.
    Adults who can't do anything for themselves.


  • #3521
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Gwynplaine wrote: »
    Just in an awful humour today, and that is not even funny.
    I didn't say people wipe their arse with their hands, I said they haven't the hands to wipe their arse. Big difference.
    In other words.
    Adults who can't do anything for themselves.

    I understood what you meant, did you not see :) at the end of my sentence?


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  • #3522
    Aglomerado
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,799 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    In work, the toilets are located outside our offices. We share them with the company on our floor. You need a fob to access our offices. I lose the plot when I go to the toilet, leaving the office door open, only to come back 3 minutes later to find the door closed.

    Every. Single. Time.

    Why, in the name of the sweet baby Jesus, someone would close the door is beyond me. This means that every time I have to go for a piss I have to bring my fob with me. >.< Half the time I forget it or chance my arm. Leave door open, go to the bathroom as fast as can and return to find the door closed, yet again. They're like ninjas with the door closing! I half think someone does it on purpose just to spite me. On a few rare occasions I've been lucky enough to return to an open door.

    Fcuking fobs and fob access, biggest load of sh*te ever!

    And then you get piss on your fob. :mad:


  • #3523
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    In work, the toilets are located outside our offices. We share them with the company on our floor. You need a fob to access our offices. I lose the plot when I go to the toilet, leaving the office door open, only to come back 3 minutes later to find the door closed.

    Every. Single. Time.

    Why, in the name of the sweet baby Jesus, someone would close the door is beyond me. This means that every time I have to go for a piss I have to bring my fob with me. >.< Half the time I forget it or chance my arm. Leave door open, go to the bathroom as fast as can and return to find the door closed, yet again. They're like ninjas with the door closing! I half think someone does it on purpose just to spite me. On a few rare occasions I've been lucky enough to return to an open door.

    Fcuking fobs and fob access, biggest load of sh*te ever!

    No - that's what you left in Trap 3 ;) :pac:


  • #3524
    HandsomeDan
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 812 ✭✭✭HandsomeDan


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    Why would you wipe your arse with your hand? :)

    It's easier than using your foot.


  • #3525
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    HandsomeDan wrote: »
    It's easier than using your foot.

    Not what Christy Brown says!


  • #3526
    valoren
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,650 ✭✭✭valoren


    Lunchtime runs.

    All changed and raring to go!

    GPS Watch

    Getting Location........Getting Location........
    Getting Location........Getting Location........
    Getting Location........Getting Location........
    Getting Location........Getting Location........

    :(


  • #3527
    PM me nudes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,393 ✭✭✭PM me nudes


    People on Facebook that give a countdown to their holiday

    I don't give a fcuk that you're going to a two star hotel in Santa Ponsa


  • #3528
    osarusan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,972 ✭✭✭✭osarusan


    People who post pictures of themselves while they are taking a picture of the person who is taking the picture of them that they are posting!


  • #3529
    osarusan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,972 ✭✭✭✭osarusan


    Everybody get that?


  • #3530
    One eyed Jack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,180 ✭✭✭✭One eyed Jack


    osarusan wrote: »
    Everybody get that?


    They're standing opposite each other, aren't they?

    "Selfies" have hit a new low, now they're having other people take pictures of them taking pictures of the other person. It like they are now taking pictures of someone else, which is contrary to the whole idea of...

    I don't think I can do this any more, this whole living among people thing, I think it's time for early retirement to a log cabin in the Rockys with a grizzly bear for company. We can eat fish or something -



  • #3531
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Aglomerado wrote: »
    And then you get piss on your fob. :mad:

    Handy for the number 2's if there's no toilet paper.
    kfallon wrote: »
    No - that's what you left in Trap 3 ;) :pac:

    Ewww, you disgust me.


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  • #3532
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    valoren wrote: »
    Lunchtime runs.

    All changed and raring to go!

    GPS Watch

    Getting Location........Getting Location........
    Getting Location........Getting Location........
    Getting Location........Getting Location........
    Getting Location........Getting Location........

    :(
    I initially thought you were talking about getting the runs at lunch time.


  • #3533
    dub_skav
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,530 ✭✭✭dub_skav


    smash wrote: »
    I initially thought you were talking about getting the runs at lunch time.

    That's the other thread


  • #3534
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    Ewww, you disgust me.

    No I don't!


  • #3535
    stephenl15
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,886 ✭✭✭stephenl15


    People who say "could/would of" instead of "could/would have"

    Wrecks my tits that one.


  • #3536
    Pumpkinseeds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    'Would you like you're panini toasted? Of course I fricking do, it's a panini. Then when I bite into the thing it's only luke warm and the cheese isn't even remotely melted. It looked like it had only been threatened with toasting.:mad:


  • #3537
    miezekatze
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭miezekatze


    Really persistent door to door salesmen and especially chuggers that won't take no for an answer. Just got the second one in two days as I came home from work, they annoy me so much! I told him at least 5 times that I'm not signing up and he just kept trying to guilt trip me and asked me to justify my reasons for not wanting to sign up. I almost had to shout at him to leave. Maybe next time I'll just sign up with a fake name and bank details, be easier.


  • #3538
    PM me nudes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,393 ✭✭✭PM me nudes


    Just don't answer the door


  • #3539
    lizzyman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 704 ✭✭✭lizzyman


    Irish people who can't grasp the concept of saw vs seen.

    I "seen" this all over boards and it makes me want to scream.


  • #3540
    miezekatze
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭miezekatze


    PM me nudes wrote:
    Just don't answer the door

    I was just coming home, we entered the driveway at the same time. Same thing happened yesterday. Both times I said from the start I'm not interested but just couldn't get rid of them.


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  • #3541
    Colser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    miezekatze wrote: »
    I was just coming home, we entered the driveway at the same time. Same thing happened yesterday. Both times I said from the start I'm not interested but just couldn't get rid of them.
    I never have a problem with them..they know as soon as I open the door that Im not signing up for anything and start to reverse slowly ..must be my face :pac: I donate straight from my wages and thats me covered imo Im not handing over another cent.
    Crikey the rain is unreal here at the moment,sounds like the roof is coming down:(


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