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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    mg1982 wrote: »
    Whos playing in the Copa del ray? Barca and somebody else.

    Are you hitting the town tonight?

    Ath Bilbao. I don't know yet. There's a music festival on I was going to tomorrow night or else I'll head out here.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    My partner said to me I'd never be anything but an elf. I'd love to shove it down his throat.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭mg1982


    And im sure you will E.

    Elves are cute anyway. ;)


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    mg1982 wrote: »
    And im sure you will E.

    Elves are cute anyway. ;)

    Santa's a great boss all the same.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭mg1982


    eternal wrote: »
    Santa's a great boss all the same.

    Hes a jolly old fella allright.

    How long were you with your previous partner?
    Sounds like it didnt end that well.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,330 ✭✭✭deise08


    eternal wrote: »
    Santa's a great boss all the same.


    This should be your quiet time now so eternal:)


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    Me and the other elves took the weekend off to relax and drink elf beer together.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    When we were heading out Mrs Claus said 'I didn't know it would rain-dear.'


    Ho ho ho.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭mg1982


    eternal wrote: »
    When we were heading out Mrs Claus said 'I didn't know it would rain-dear.'


    Ho ho ho.

    A career in stand up awaits E. :p


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    mg1982 wrote: »
    A career in stand up awaits E. :p

    Appalling, I know.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,877 ✭✭✭heyday30


    Well guys what's the craic?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭mg1982


    heyday30 wrote: »
    Well guys what's the craic?

    Just watching munster getting hockeyed in the rugby.

    How are you H?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    mg1982 wrote: »
    Just watching munster getting hockeyed in the rugby.

    How are you H?

    Considering how hard you all work, especially Tom, I was hoping ye could spare some cash for me to get liposuction. Before and after pictures will be sent discreetly.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭mg1982


    eternal wrote: »
    Considering how hard you all work, especially Tom, I was hoping ye could spare some cash for me to get liposuction. Before and after pictures will be sent discreetly.

    Would my bank account details or credit card number suit ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,877 ✭✭✭heyday30


    Wouldn't mind in on that liposuction deal eternal.

    Surely the boys will oblige.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    heyday30 wrote: »
    Wouldn't mind in on that liposuction deal eternal.

    Surely the boys will oblige.

    Bout time someone paid for something around here :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭mg1982


    The cheque is in the post ladies.

    Hope its worth it. :D


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    Free blowjobs for everyone when Barca win.


  • Posts: 18,161 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Hello ladies. :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,877 ✭✭✭heyday30


    eternal wrote: »
    Free blowjobs for everyone when Barca win.

    Ah now. Some flowers and wine first at least!


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    heyday30 wrote: »
    Ah now. Some flowers and wine first at least!

    You'll be waiting. I've no mind for the elf beer, I'm not my usual elf self. Is anyone going out?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭mg1982


    eternal wrote: »
    Free blowjobs for everyone when Barca win.

    Well if you insist. :D


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    Dani Alves' hair is ridiculous looking.


  • Posts: 18,161 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Pulling the pints again tonight. :) Pulled Guinness for the first time last night. Seems I did alright.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    Karsini wrote: »
    Pulling the pints again tonight. :) Pulled Guinness for the first time last night. Seems I did alright.

    There's a knack. We learned in an Irish pub in London years ago. Then when you get extra cool you make the shamrocks on top :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    eternal wrote: »
    Free blowjobs for everyone when Barca win.

    So did they win?! :D


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    So did they win?! :D

    3-1 mudder fcker.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭mg1982


    eternal wrote: »
    3-1 mudder fcker.

    3-1 to Barca? nice one.

    They will have a tougher test next week against Juve.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    mg1982 wrote: »
    3-1 to Barca? nice one.

    They will have a tougher test next week against Juve.

    Most definitely and on a larger stage. I'm hoping to watch it on the big screens. They're having a great season to be fair.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    eternal wrote: »
    3-1 mudder fcker.

    Yes! :D


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