Have you ever beaten the sh1te out of somebody.

Bongalongherb · 30-05-2015 07:37PM

eternal wrote: »

I thought you were about 21

Thank you, I'm actually 56. Who knows. could be 46, but could be 19 nananana nineteen

Bongalongherb · 30-05-2015 07:40PM

Just like Ray says... the way of the road. Mind over matter. Tough big men here alright. I'll defeat you with my mouth verbally...

I'll give you an example:

A reflection of my memory in the past.

There I was walking up sean mc dermot street to enter the one way in - one way out flats looking for a a bit of weed 'past-tense'

Before I got to the entrance, two guy's with a pitbull on a leash told me to follow them around the corner, so I did.

They both entered a bottom floor flat of which glowed a red light from inside and I just waited outside on the path as they said wait there, we will be with you in a few minutes. Fair enough, I waited but got a feeling of dread, you know the feeling that something really bad is going to happen, the strong instinct feeling...

They called me into this flat and the guy at the door shut it and locked it, so I walked in further to a hallway with the red light from the bathroom glaring all over the room and onto the pitbull dog that was looking me straight in the eyes, obviously they souped the dog up just for me.

The guy with the dog said we are taking your money. Well, right then I knew I was in a bit of trouble as he forced his pitbull towards me trying to intimidate me of which it didn't because I love those dogs and I know how emotional they are to human beings and I bent down to pat the little feller and he was grand, no way was that dog going to hurt me and I knew it.

The guy blocking the main door stood there with a kneedle and the other guy with the dog in this tight space of a flat said give me your money and I said No, knowing that there was a good possibility of me getting battered, but I said No... this is where my verbal communication succedded in me leaving and walking up the road safe and in one piece...

They said they will fcuk me up if I don't give them my money, but I said to them (this was made up from me at this time) that I am collecting this 40 euro of hash for folks I know, and if I go back to them without their money or hash they will kill me, and I said, then they will be after you. At this time I just made everything up to make it sound more serious than it was as a way of getting out without any problems while struggling a bit to keep my composure.

It was getting a bit nasty especially from the guy blocking the locked door and I could see he was really getting agitated, and the other guy told me one more time to give them the money. I told both of them that if I do this I am a dead man so I cannot give you the money as I'd rather take a battering from you people than take it from the guys I have to deal with later. I could see the change of face in both of them as they actually believed me and maybe thought they were getting themselves into heavy sh!t (well heavy bullsh!t) so they decided to let me go without any injuries or problems to the three of us.

That's it...Bullsh!t your way out if you're a good actor and mission accomplished. Everyone gets to go home safely.

A true Story.

catallus · 30-05-2015 07:47PM

I don't need to beat the shíte out of anyone, I just give them a steely stare and it pours out of them.

Seriously though, it's an old ninja trick I learned in my travels in Japan many moons ago.

Bongalongherb · 30-05-2015 07:49PM

Yep, one stare can actually do it. True.

catallus · 30-05-2015 07:51PM

Bongalongherb wrote: »

Yep, one stare can actually do it. True.

Well, yeah, but you have to use both eyes, right?

Bongalongherb · 30-05-2015 07:54PM

catallus wrote: »

Well, yeah, but you have to use both eyes, right?

Indeed, big bulgy eyes as if you are looking into their soul, then they cower and leave quietly.

Normally a taekwondo kick in the sack can do the job perfectly. 5 years at taekwondo by take-down and it's easy but I never use it unless my life is seriously in danger. The master teacher Sensei explains it all, talk your way out of it before you have to use it.

osarusan · 30-05-2015 07:59PM

catallus wrote: »

Well, yeah, but you have to use both eyes, right?

It's actually even better if you just have a big ugly scar where one of your eyes used to be, trust me.

catallus · 30-05-2015 07:59PM

Bongalongherb wrote: »

Indeed, big bulgy eyes as if you are looking into their soul, then they cower and leave quietly.

Ah, yes, the good old "stare with bulgy eye", many the ruffian has fled in terror from such a technique.

I'm more of a "malevolent squint" man myself, but one should always have more than one arrow in one's quiver!

We must speak further on this!

lulu1 · 30-05-2015 08:09PM

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

She loves him and I know that. She's always acted that way towards him.

Your mum must have some sort of illness to have behaved towards you like that.
Has she ever said she was sorry for causing you all the pain

Op not sure why you let her have contact with your son after all thats happened

lulu1 · 30-05-2015 08:13PM

gumbo1 wrote: »

When did you throw one in happiness? When does anyone??

Bet he punched the air in happiness many's the time.

Bongalongherb · 30-05-2015 08:25PM

@ DEFTLEFTHAND

Yeah, have been there myself for many a year getting the sh!t kicked out of me because my mother ran away with another man so he took it out on myself and my brother and sister for a long time, until I reached the age of 17 and knocked him out and that was that done.

Hope you can move on/away from any of that stuff, but don't treat others like sh!t just because you went through sh!t, I could have done that and took it out on any person but no-way. Focus and don't export your hatred to any-one else but the person that fcuked you up in the first instance of time.

30-05-2015 09:39PM

I don't know karate, but I do know ker-azy

Lau2976 · 30-05-2015 09:48PM

Only defence once and I walked away with my hands worse than his whole body

He dropped his phone in my place but he got it back. In a bag of dog ****e in his letterbox.

non violent solutions are by far the best.

Bongalongherb · 30-05-2015 11:56PM

Just let your Soul Glo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=961x0NmyHKE

dd972 · 31-05-2015 12:09AM

AndyBoBandy wrote: »

Never been in a fight in my life, never thrown a punch in anger,
I'm 33

In other words your're one of those smug vanilla twats who's face and demeanour is instantly accepted in every room you've ever walked into...

joking aside, these people do exist!

mynamejeff · 31-05-2015 12:09AM

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

Straighten somebody out as my Dad would say. At around 15 I turned on my mother, she beat myself and brother like pet dogs for years.

I got into throwing hands in college where I would go loco and kick the ****e out of some ****. However it would always be with a group though, The rare times The red mist descended and exploded and I acted alone I would always feel genuine guilt afterwards.

id say you ll make a great soccer hooligan when you grow up.

mammy issues , attacking people in groups, inability to control yourself,

i bet there a file on you somewhere too

jimgoose · 31-05-2015 12:14AM

OP, if you don't mind my saying so you don't sound so well. Get a little help, and be careful out there.

blatantrereg · 31-05-2015 12:26AM

You'll get into real trouble sooner or later if you continue acting like that.

ThinkProgress · 31-05-2015 12:27AM

Dislocated someone's finger once during an argument.

They were squaring up to me and pointing their finger in my face.

Felt a bit guilty afterwards. Probably didn't deserve such a painful injury, but he was invading my personal space with his big stupid finger!

_Whimsical_ · 31-05-2015 12:33AM

Well this has turned into a handy resource ,the whois who of posters to avoid in future.

twilight_singer · 31-05-2015 12:37AM

mynamejeff wrote: »

id say you ll make a great soccer hooligan when you grow up.

mammy issues , attacking people in groups, inability to control yourself,

i bet there a file on you somewhere too

I bet you're a prize cnut

jimgoose · 31-05-2015 12:38AM

_Whimsical_ wrote: »

Well this has turned into a handy resource ,the whois who of posters to avoid in future.

Don't get me wrong, I put a fcuker on the ground with a broken rib and his arm broken in two places many years ago. In my defence, I was young and wild and he tried to stab me.

Cold War Kid · 31-05-2015 12:40AM

Never physically fought anyone. Wouldn't see a problem with doing so in self defence though.

mynamejeff wrote: »

id say you ll make a great soccer hooligan when you grow up.

mammy issues , attacking people in groups, inability to control yourself,

i bet there a file on you somewhere too

What his mammy did wasn't so great either, but shur filter that out.

Colser · 31-05-2015 12:42AM

jimgoose wrote: »

Don't get me wrong, I put a fcuker on the ground with a broken rib and his arm broken in two places many years ago. In my defence, I was young and wild and he tried to stab me.

Jumped the kebab queue did he??:D

jimgoose · 31-05-2015 12:44AM

Colser wrote: »

Jumped the kebab queue did he??:D

He did, the cunnox. I held the bastard there, along with his brother, until the Paddywagon arrived an' all.

smurgen · 31-05-2015 12:46AM

Got punched twice in the face by a girl in a nightclub as I was coming up a set of steps with drinks in my hand.she burst my lip and I nearly broke my neck falling down the stairs.respectable looking girl,tallish.abd was flanked by two medium height lads.i was soaked and hurt and she laughed at me. I'm a quietish,harmless type of guy but I'm big and if the red mist descents I just go into silverback mode.
I lept up and took a swing at her and thankfully missed cause it would have taken her head off.the lads grabbed me and I headbutted one and dropped the other with a hard punch.kicked him on the floor too.the girl actually ran away when she seen how mental I went.thank Christ I'd the sense to stop once the bouncers grabbed me.

Cold War Kid · 31-05-2015 12:47AM

smurgen wrote: »

Got punched twice in the face by a girl in a nightclub as I was coming up a set of steps with drinks in my hand.she burst my lip and I nearly broke my neck falling down the stairs.respectable looking girl,tallish.abd was flanked by two medium height lads.i was soaked and hurt and she laughed at me.

Crazy bint.

smurgen · 31-05-2015 12:53AM

Cold War Kid wrote: »

Crazy bint.

It was actually scary and i got a fright.i think that my have added to my reaction.i genuinely didn't see it coming she landed two so fast and I was only minding my own business.

catallus · 31-05-2015 12:56AM

_Whimsical_ wrote: »

Well this has turned into a handy resource ,the whois who of posters to avoid in future.

Beware the power of the malevolent squint!

Yeah, you know now, don't you! :mad:

Cold War Kid · 31-05-2015 01:11AM

smurgen wrote: »

It was actually scary and i got a fright.i think that my have added to my reaction.i genuinely didn't see it coming she landed two so fast and I was only minding my own business.

I don't blame you one bit for your reaction. Ok, objectively speaking people shouldn't meet violence with violence etc etc but when in that position, a kneejerk reaction is understandable.

Have you ever beaten the sh1te out of somebody.

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