Trivial things that annoy you part 479

Colser · 30-05-2015 04:11PM

Whisky Mac wrote: »

Can you remember where you last put it before you lost it?

Then it wouldnt be lost

:p

Menas · 30-05-2015 04:13PM

Colser wrote: »

Then it wouldnt be lost :p

Obviously! But if you try to remember the last time you used the thing you lost...what you used it for...what you were thinking when you used it?
Can you tell us that?

Colser · 30-05-2015 04:18PM

Whisky Mac wrote: »

Obviously! But if you try to remember the last time you used the thing you lost...what you used it for...what you were thinking when you used it?
Can you tell us that?

No I cant ..sorry Guard..:pac: I will chance St. Antony but I think I owe him money as it is..

Menas · 30-05-2015 04:21PM

St Anthony never forgets a debt...be careful. I would bet that whatever it is you lost is going to be in the last place you expect it to be. Where would that be?

Colser · 30-05-2015 04:30PM

Whisky Mac wrote: »

St Anthony never forgets a debt...be careful. I would bet that whatever it is you lost is going to be in the last place you expect it to be. Where would that be?

On the kitchen table and no its not there..Ah dont worry it cant be too far..thanks anyway

Pumpkinseeds · 30-05-2015 05:46PM

Colser wrote: »

On the kitchen table and no its not there..Ah dont worry it cant be too far..thanks anyway

Have you tried around the tv area? Sometimes things slip under the tv or the tv stand.

elfy4eva · 31-05-2015 12:34AM

The complete overuse of the "keep calm" slogan.

RayM · 31-05-2015 12:54AM

The noise that otherwise normal, civilised people feel the need to make when they come home from the pub on a Saturday night. Taking ten minutes to (loudly) say goodbye to whoever dropped them home (followed by the obvious "beep beep" as he drives away). Then a bit more shouting and laughing as they fumble around for their keys. Then they set their burglar alarm off. Every week.

If alcohol alters your behaviour in such a way that it inconveniences or pisses other people off, in any way at all, then you shouldn't drink.

Menas · 31-05-2015 06:32AM

Kids TV at this time of the morning - particularly more annoying than usual.

Colser · 31-05-2015 10:29AM

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

Have you tried around the tv area? Sometimes things slip under the tv or the tv stand.

Sorted Pumpkin ..Head like a sieve at the moment:)
Woke up this morn and I had slept lying on my hands(blame the wine)..anyway they were both dead/numb for a few minutes after I woke up..very strange feeling not being able to move them at all.

sabat · 31-05-2015 10:35AM

Singers who pronounce the word "Californ-eye-ay" to make it fit into their songs.

Gwynplaine · 31-05-2015 12:18PM

People clanging and clattering cutlery off their teeth as they eat.

KatW4 · 31-05-2015 12:36PM

When my hair gets stuck in the zip of my coat! So painful

galljga1 · 31-05-2015 12:38PM

When my knob catches in my zip. So Painful.

bonzodog2 · 31-05-2015 01:15PM

galljga1 wrote: »

When my knob catches in my zip. So Painful.

So what gets you REALLY píssed off, if that's trivial? :eek:

Menas · 31-05-2015 02:15PM

Trying to find kiliney. That place is well hidden to keep us riff raff out.

The Adversary · 31-05-2015 03:45PM

When browsing on Ebay and sellers put up a stock image instead of the actual item they're selling.

endofrainbow · 31-05-2015 04:59PM

watching an online item, then there is a 24 hour sale and suddenly their website is *unavailable*

The Diabolical Monocle · 31-05-2015 08:31PM

People who go into a monologue and don't give a chance to say anything. no pause in their jibber jabber.

headwrecking. when you want to correct them on something but they've already set course for waffle island and aren't ever looking back.

oh yeah and YOU'RE joining them like it or not.

jimgoose · 31-05-2015 11:08PM

The Diabolical Monocle wrote: »

People who go into a monologue and don't give a chance to say anything. no pause in their jibber jabber.

headwrecking. when you want to correct them on something but they've already set course for waffle island and aren't ever looking back.

oh yeah and YOU'RE joining them like it or not.

There's only one thing for it. Become an eighteen-stone black ex-Marine Corps sergeant with a fear of flying. Then you can pity the fools.

DareGod · 31-05-2015 11:25PM

galljga1 wrote: »

When my knob catches in my zip. So Painful.

There's a case to be made for circumcision, right there.

DareGod · 31-05-2015 11:26PM

When you ask someone a question and they answer it while looking at someone else instead of at you. Feels great!

fussyonion · 31-05-2015 11:29PM

Having some undercooked chips mixed in with perfectly cooked ones.

Oh, and when someone throws in a mix of different style frozen chips into the oven "to use them up", but you're left with a cacophony of crinkle-cut, steak-cut and thin-cut and it doesn't look or feel right in your gob.

When steak is tough. It may look divine, but if you're chewing harder than a cow chewing the cud, it's time to rethink your beef.

The Diabolical Monocle · 31-05-2015 11:35PM

fussyonion wrote: »

Having some undercooked chips mixed in with perfectly cooked ones.

Oh, and when someone throws in a mix of different style frozen chips into the oven "to use them up", but you're left with a cacophony of crinkle-cut, steak-cut and thin-cut and it doesn't look or feel right in your gob.

When steak is tough. It may look divine, but if you're chewing harder than a cow chewing the cud, it's time to rethink your beef.

Bonus points for the use of cacophony.

rainbow kirby · 01-06-2015 01:47AM

Flying a crapulent sub-Ryanair low cost airline and the flight is delayed. The only booze after security can only be consumed in a tiny cafe area with hard wooden seats. Argh.

KatW4 · 01-06-2015 06:56AM

We went out for dinner last night to my favourite restaurant. It was ridiculously busy and the waiters/waitresses were rushed off their feet.

Anyway, a table of 8 people were next to us and they were so rude. When the waitress came to take their order, they ignored her and continued to talk.

Then they all ordered soup for starter. When it came out the turned around and told her that the actually decided not to have a starter anymore!! She had to take it all back.

They sent back glasses, cuttlery and food and every time they did it, they watched her leave and laughed at what they had done.

How ignorant can you get? We were finished before they got their main course so god only knows what else they did to her. I couldn't believe the absolute cheek of them. I felt so bad for the staff as they were working extremely hard. People are horrible!

tomwaterford · 01-06-2015 07:25AM

KatW4 wrote: »

We went out for dinner last night to my favourite restaurant. It was ridiculously busy and the waiters/waitresses were rushed off their feet.

Anyway, a table of 8 people were next to us and they were so rude. When the waitress came to take their order, they ignored her and continued to talk.

Then they all ordered soup for starter. When it came out the turned around and told her that the actually decided not to have a starter anymore!! She had to take it all back.

They sent back glasses, cuttlery and food and every time they did it, they watched her leave and laughed at what they had done.

How ignorant can you get? We were finished before they got their main course so god only knows what else they did to her. I couldn't believe the absolute cheek of them. I felt so bad for the staff as they were working extremely hard. People are horrible!

I really hope the stories of chefs spitting in soup/pissing in dinners is true for them :mad:

There's nothing I hate more than people being pure ignorant to people....everyone has to work at something!

galljga1 · 01-06-2015 07:31AM

KatW4 wrote: »

We went out for dinner last night to my favourite restaurant. It was ridiculously busy and the waiters/waitresses were rushed off their feet.

Anyway, a table of 8 people were next to us and they were so rude. When the waitress came to take their order, they ignored her and continued to talk.

Then they all ordered soup for starter. When it came out the turned around and told her that the actually decided not to have a starter anymore!! She had to take it all back.

They sent back glasses, cuttlery and food and every time they did it, they watched her leave and laughed at what they had done.

How ignorant can you get? We were finished before they got their main course so god only knows what else they did to her. I couldn't believe the absolute cheek of them. I felt so bad for the staff as they were working extremely hard. People are horrible!

In reply to Bonzo above, that gets me really pissed off.

Menas · 01-06-2015 07:43AM

KatW4 wrote: »

We went out for dinner last night to my favourite restaurant. It was ridiculously busy and the waiters/waitresses were rushed off their feet.

Anyway, a table of 8 people were next to us and they were so rude. When the waitress came to take their order, they ignored her and continued to talk.

Then they all ordered soup for starter. When it came out the turned around and told her that the actually decided not to have a starter anymore!! She had to take it all back.

They sent back glasses, cuttlery and food and every time they did it, they watched her leave and laughed at what they had done.

How ignorant can you get? We were finished before they got their main course so god only knows what else they did to her. I couldn't believe the absolute cheek of them. I felt so bad for the staff as they were working extremely hard. People are horrible!

Its one thing I will never understand, people been cruel like that for their own entertainment. Wxnkers.

KatW4 · 01-06-2015 08:32AM

I agree with you all. Horrible, nasty people who deserve people to treat them as badly as they treat others! I can't even comprehend how someone would even try this, it wouldn't even cross my mind.

It's reasons like this that make me hate people more and more as I get older.

Trivial things that annoy you part 479

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