Have you ever beaten the sh1te out of somebody.

Mesrine65 · 30-05-2015 03:22PM

themandan6611 wrote: »

Quickly learned in MMA sparring that it is not fun getting a few kicks / slaps. It has given me a greater appreciation, and very aware of what could happen I something kicked off on the street.

Try working retail security/doorman in Dublin in the 90's :pac:

Twas like Battle Royale

MathDebater · 30-05-2015 03:23PM

themandan6611 wrote: »

Quickly learned in MMA sparring that it is not fun getting a few kicks / slaps. It has given me a greater appreciation, and very aware of what could happen I something kicked off on the street.

Lol.

Tell us more about your training.

themandan6611 · 30-05-2015 03:29PM

MathDebater wrote: »

Lol.

Tell us more about your training.

man kicks you, you kick him, he hits you, you hit him, maybe you take him down and hit him, maybe he takes you down and hits you - hopefully you get it

Dwarf.Shortage · 30-05-2015 03:31PM

themandan6611 wrote: »

man kicks you, you kick him, he hits you, you hit him, maybe you take him down and hit him, maybe he takes you down and hits you - hopefully you get it

Do you make sure to wear your tap out shirt to the gym so everyone knows you've kicked many asses?

AndyBoBandy · 30-05-2015 03:31PM

gumbo1 wrote: »

When did you throw one in happiness? When does anyone??

when Ireland win at any major sport, I punch the air.

That my friend, is happiness.

themandan6611 · 30-05-2015 03:37PM

Dwarf.Shortage wrote: »

Do you make sure to wear your tap out shirt to the gym so everyone knows you've kicked many asses?

I sure do, not just at the gym though, everytimeI leave the house, be it work, pub

MathDebater · 30-05-2015 03:39PM

themandan6611 wrote: »

man kicks you, you kick him, he hits you, you hit him, maybe you take him down and hit him, maybe he takes you down and hits you - hopefully you get it

I find that every fcuk that mentions their fighting experience, can't fight for ****.

Hopefully you can.

mikom · 30-05-2015 03:41PM

themandan6611 wrote: »

man kicks you, you kick him, he hits you, you hit him, maybe you take him down and hit him, maybe he takes you down and hits you - hopefully you get it

UFC on the ps3.

arybvtcw0eolkf · 30-05-2015 03:42PM

themandan6611 wrote: »

man kicks you, you kick him, he hits you, you hit him, maybe you take him down and hit him, maybe he takes you down and hits you - hopefully you get it

I've been training MMA, BJJ & Judo a long time now. MMA since 2004'ish and I'll tell you something no martial art will prepare you for ~ violence.

Violence and the want to f*ck someone up can never be replicated in the gym/dojo.

That said you'll have an edge and shouldn't be shy of a strike if it comes to it on the street.. Oh, and people ~ Krav Maga is bullsh*t don't even consider it.

Have I ever beaten someone?.. No one who didn't deserve it.

I've worked the doors of pubs/clubs for over twenty years, I'm well used to violence but it never fails to disgust me. However sometimes its necessary.

Good to see so many adults here who aren't boasting of having bashed someone up, its the way it should be.

MathDebater · 30-05-2015 03:45PM

Oh, and people ~ Krav Maga is bullsh*t don't even consider it.

The rest of your post is game ball, but the above -you're wrong there. For self defense KM is great.

Cee-Jay-Cee · 30-05-2015 03:49PM

I knocked fcuk out of a lad who lived across the road from me when I was about 15. He constantly picked on me and teased me. I ignored him for years until one time I met him and his stupid friend (who really was as dumb as dirt) one evening. He stopped and I knew there was going to be a fight so I went to take my jacket off and the cowardly prick punched me when I had it half off. I lost the head completely and punched him in the face 2 or 3 times, I then got him in a headlock and threw myself backwards and so landed hard on his chest and proceeded to punch the face off him. He started screaming like a girl and I stopped but held him by the neck and told him if he ever even looked at me again I'd do the same and more to him. He got up and ran away crying and shouting that he was going to get his brother to sort me out. I never had a seconds bother from him (or his brother) again.

arybvtcw0eolkf · 30-05-2015 03:52PM

MathDebater wrote: »

The rest of your post is game ball, but the above -you're wrong there. For self defense KM is great.

LOL, Good God.. Ok :rolleyes:

Mesrine65 · 30-05-2015 03:52PM

Unless you studied under Imre Lichtenfeld or Boam Lichtenfeld, Krav Maga is a 'term' a lot of 'practitioners' tag onto, but in it's purest form, it does not exist outside of the Israeli defence forces IMHO

MathDebater · 30-05-2015 03:57PM

Zachary Gorgeous Photocopier wrote: »

LOL, Good God.. Ok :rolleyes:

That's me told.

arybvtcw0eolkf · 30-05-2015 03:58PM

Mesrine65 wrote: »

Unless you studied under Imre Lichtenfeld or Boam Lichtenfeld, Krav Maga is a 'term' a lot of 'practitioners' tag onto, but in it's purest form, it does not exist outside of the Israeli defence forces IMHO

And when the IDF wants you dead they drop 1000lbs bombs onto your house, they don't karate chop you to death.. But idiots buy into the marketing and hype of KM all the time but all these clubs are doing is cashing in on people's fears and charging an arm & a leg for it.

Krav Maga ~ greatest load of choreographed bullsh*t ever.

But Walter Mitty's like it.

Mesrine65 · 30-05-2015 04:02PM

Zachary Gorgeous Photocopier wrote: »

And when the IDF wants you dead they drop 1000lbs bombs onto your house, they don't karate chop you to death..

:pac::pac::pac:

True that Mak

MathDebater · 30-05-2015 04:03PM

But Walter Mitty's like it.

Says the chinless chap who moderates a self defence forum.

"I'm Irish army. Me tough"

You can't fight for ****.

Vandango · 30-05-2015 04:09PM

Thankfully, I haven't had a fight since my childhood.

Mesrine65 · 30-05-2015 04:10PM

MathDebater wrote: »

Says the chinless chap who moderates a self defence forum.

"I'm Irish army. Me tough"

You can't fight for ****.

:pac::pac::pac:

RayM · 30-05-2015 05:36PM

AndyBoBandy wrote: »

Never been in a fight in my life

Same here.

AndyBoBandy wrote: »

never thrown a punch in anger

Same here.

AndyBoBandy wrote: »

I'm 33

Same here.

Are you me?

Mint Sauce · 30-05-2015 05:54PM

Why would I want to go out, and intentionally beat the sh!t out of someone?

Have had a few competitive Tae Kwon Do sparring competitions, where we just went at each other for 2 or 3 3min rounds, and one playground fight with my best friend as a 10 year old where a couple of slaps/punches were thrown.

Other than that, never thrown a kick or punch at someone in anger, unless self defence.

RobertKK · 30-05-2015 06:27PM

No, was brought up with my mother saying 'if you look for trouble, you will get enough of it.
One person picked a fight with me in primary school, he wanted a fight, I didn't, it ended up with a fight, I threw one punch, hit him on the nose, his nose started bleeding and fight was over, and he never looked for a fight again, and I never hit anyone again.

Bongalongherb · 30-05-2015 06:38PM

46 in july and through these crazy years I have never beaten the sh!te out of any person thankfully, it's not in my nature, and I have come close to some serious sh!t in the fourteen years growing up in darndale.

The way of the road is to back yourself up verbally in good communication with the yang and forward words correctly. When you accomplish the skill of talking some-one down to a listening level then you will never have the need to beat the **** out of any-one.

Communication is the key.

Pumpkinseeds · 30-05-2015 06:44PM

Only once. I had a girl who used to make my life hell in Secondary school bullying me because I have Epilepsy, even though I never had a seizure at school and she never saw me have a seizure. Eventually she took the piss once too often and when she started on me in a free class one day she'd made the mistake of sitting at the desk in front of me. I slammed her head off the desk a few times and that put a stop to the bullying. I walked out of class shaking with rage but quite pleased with myself for finally doing something about it. I was convinced there'd be trouble with her or the school but there was no comeback.

catallus · 30-05-2015 06:51PM

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

.... I slammed her head of the desk a few times and that put a stop to the bullying. I walked out of class shaking with rage but quite pleased with myself for finally doing something about it. I was convinced there'd be trouble with her or the school but there was no comeback.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, violence always solves everything

eternal · 30-05-2015 06:55PM

Bongalongherb wrote: »

46 in july and through these crazy years I have never beaten the sh!te out of any person thankfully, it's not in my nature, and I have come close to some serious sh!t in the fourteen years growing up in darndale.

The way of the road is to back yourself up verbally in good communication with the yang and forward words correctly. When you accomplish the skill of talking some-one down to a listening level then you will never have the need to beat the **** out of any-one.

Communication is the key.

I thought you were about 21

realdanbreen · 30-05-2015 07:02PM

Laoislion8383 wrote: »

In Texas they love oil, in Russia it's natural gas, in Laois it Turf

That's what seperates us culchies from dubs. We feel attached to our land and oyr turf.Dubs are attached to their 50" plasmas and their slabs of dutch gold.

Tilly · 30-05-2015 07:06PM

MathDebater wrote: »

You can't fight for ****.

And you know this how???

Tilly · 30-05-2015 07:09PM

I've only ever hit people who have put their hands on me first. Would never raise my hand to someone who didn't do it to me first.

Then again I'm in my 30's now so doubt I'll ever need to do that again. Fingers crossed.

Tombi! · 30-05-2015 07:23PM

MathDebater wrote: »

Says the chinless chap who moderates a self defence forum.

"I'm Irish army. Me tough"

You can't fight for ****.

Mod: If you want to continue posting then do so without the personal attacks

Have you ever beaten the sh1te out of somebody.

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