U2 cursed??

porsche959 · 15-05-2015 05:10PM #1

With the ordinarily cautious Edge being the latest member of troubled popular music group U2 to befall a mishap, people are starting to wonder if retiring manager Paul McGuinness put a curse on U2??:eek::pac:

Matt_Trakker · 15-05-2015 05:11PM

No, no they are not.

darkpagandeath · 15-05-2015 05:11PM

The mummy curse strikes again man dies 50 years later...

Mint Aero · 15-05-2015 05:14PM

They're old men. Old men go to the hospital a lot.

Birneybau · 15-05-2015 05:18PM

porsche959 wrote: »

With the ordinarily cautious Edge being the latest member of troubled popular music group U2 to befall a mishap, people are starting to wonder if retiring manager Paul McGuinness put a curse on U2??:eek::pac:

What fcuking rag do you write for?

Yamanoto · 15-05-2015 05:20PM

Dave Evans the solo tour: *Live & Ordinarily Cautious*

Fleawuss · 15-05-2015 05:21PM

Lots of people have cursed U2. Here, **** u2 Porsche 959. I did it now.

Happyman42 · 15-05-2015 05:22PM

The ghost of B.B. King strikes.

Ken Shamrock · 15-05-2015 05:25PM

Happyman42 wrote: »

The ghost of B.B. King strikes.

Too soon man, too fcking soon.

Don't Chute! · 15-05-2015 05:28PM

They've cursed us with their ****e ****ing music.

mzungu · 15-05-2015 05:29PM

porsche959 wrote: »

With the ordinarily cautious Edge being the latest member of troubled popular music group U2 to befall a mishap, people are starting to wonder if retiring manager Paul McGuinness put a curse on U2??:eek::pac:

U2′s NET WORTH has been revised down to a mere €516 million — down from over €638 million on last year, according to this year’s Sunday Times Irish Rich List.

Sign me up for the Paul McGuinness curse!

http://businessetc.thejournal.ie/u2-rich-list-1471203-May2014/

Hitchens · 15-05-2015 05:33PM

dave dunnit now

Plazaman · 15-05-2015 05:36PM

A friend of mine went to the U2 gig in Croke Park in 1985. Last night on his way home from work he crashed his car. Fcukin jinxed U2 bastarbs.

biko · 15-05-2015 05:43PM

porsche959 wrote: »

people are starting to wonder

It's just you

Banjo String · 15-05-2015 05:46PM

They've been plagued with mishaps since bono fell off the stage I've night.

Serves him right for getting too close to the edge.

Hitchens · 15-05-2015 05:49PM

"one small step for a man ....................."

fergiesfolly · 15-05-2015 06:45PM

Hitchens wrote: »

"one small step for a man ....................."

Is a huge step for Edge....he's an awful shortarse

ScumLord · 15-05-2015 07:14PM

Yeah, he did. I was there when he sacrificed the goat. It was a bad one, really went to town with the curse, we all thought it was a bit much, but show biz people have a flare for the dramatic. Bono counteracted the curse by sacrificing a cow and it all got out of hand after that. Last I heard Paul was trying to import a Bengal tiger so it could be sacrificed at Newgrange for an ultimate curse, he didn't seem to care it would open the seventh level of hell in the process but luckily there's no magic that will convince customs to let him bring a tiger into the country.

bnt · 15-05-2015 10:41PM

ScumLord wrote: »

Yeah, he did. I was there when he sacrificed the goat.

Well, there's the problem! You're not supposed to kill the goat, you're supposed to lay all yer sins on it, then let it run away to be eaten by a leopard. Rookie mistake.

pandaboy · 15-05-2015 10:49PM

Bowlardo · 15-05-2015 11:02PM

have the announce the irish shows yet? when are the tickets on sale for that

bnt · 15-05-2015 11:04PM

So he's OK, but ... won't anyone think of the poor guitar?

15-05-2015 11:07PM

They used to practice in the scout den near my house back before I was even consciously aware of the world.

And they rose to world fame from there.

Clearly they sold their soul to someone - and perhaps someone is now cashing in

There is a movie in this - bono being chased by Nicholas Cage as the ghost rider.

vicwatson · 15-05-2015 11:17PM

It's a very funny incident though

porsche959 · 16-05-2015 04:01PM

Asked about the secret to his staying unscathed by freak accidents, Adam Clayton attributed his longevity to his devout Satanism. "It's caused some strain in the band over the years, obviously, but my worship of the Dark Lord, Beelzebub, is surely paying off in spades."

Red Kev · 16-05-2015 05:30PM

Plazaman wrote: »

A friend of mine went to the U2 gig in Croke Park in 1985. Last night on his way home from work he crashed his car. Fcukin jinxed U2 bastarbs.

I was at that concert too, (the Saturday one). In 2009 I crashed a bicycle chipping a bone in my arm. It all makes sense now.

*shakes fist

bjork · 16-05-2015 05:36PM

I fed my dog a bone once. He eat it sitting on the edge of his bed. 5 years later he died.

*Damm you U2 curse

rockey4215 · 16-05-2015 11:30PM

You poppin' my stones?

U2 cursed??

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