You can now pay someone to breakup for you. What is your worst breakup line ever? .

Sean Cork · 14-05-2015 09:33PM #1

"A new online service from Australia now lets you keep your relationship dealbreakers out of real-life and closer to our tech normal lives.

The Sorry It’s Over service now lets you dump your significant other over text, through a pre-written email, handwritten letter, or even a phonecall... all for the pricely sum of $5"

What?

What is your worst breakup line ever? I once did the old "ignore her texts and use excuses for not going to dates till she finishes it" trick. Not my proudest moment but I was young.

You?

TallGlass · 14-05-2015 09:35PM

Save yourself 15$ and tell em to **** off. Bastards. Yew. Over and out boi.

Miss Demeanour · 14-05-2015 09:36PM

Its not me.....its you.....

Reiver · 14-05-2015 09:39PM

Six simple words that never fail.

"I'm not gay, but I'll learn"

Peregrine · 14-05-2015 09:43PM

Just call Homer's Breakup Service.

Reiver · 14-05-2015 09:45PM

Nim wrote: »

Just call Homer's Breakup Service.

With gems such as "I'm married to the sea" or "I don't want to kill you but I will".

Custardpi · 14-05-2015 09:52PM

Texts, phone calls, letters?!? All a bit 20th Century, no? I would have thought the properly modern way was just to update your relationship status on Facebook. Subtle but devastating. Or maybe retweet a relevant meme picture on Twitter or Instagram your dinner for one.

Sean Cork · 14-05-2015 09:53PM

TallGlass wrote: »

Save yourself 15$ and tell em to **** off. Bastards. Yew. Over and out boi.

Just $5. Then they try to upsell you a $90 "sympathy hamper"

You can now pay someone to breakup for you. What is your worst breakup line ever? .

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