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You can now pay someone to breakup for you. What is your worst breakup line ever? .

  • 14-05-2015 09:33PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2


    "A new online service from Australia now lets you keep your relationship dealbreakers out of real-life and closer to our tech normal lives.

    The Sorry It’s Over service now lets you dump your significant other over text, through a pre-written email, handwritten letter, or even a phonecall... all for the pricely sum of $5"

    What? :)

    What is your worst breakup line ever? I once did the old "ignore her texts and use excuses for not going to dates till she finishes it" trick. Not my proudest moment but I was young.

    You?


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,906 ✭✭✭TallGlass


    Save yourself 15$ and tell em to **** off. Bastards. Yew. Over and out boi.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    Its not me.....its you.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 782 ✭✭✭Reiver


    Six simple words that never fail.

    "I'm not gay, but I'll learn"


  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 26,424 Mod ✭✭✭✭Peregrine


    Just call Homer's Breakup Service.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 782 ✭✭✭Reiver


    Nim wrote: »
    Just call Homer's Breakup Service.

    With gems such as "I'm married to the sea" or "I don't want to kill you but I will".


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,807 ✭✭✭Custardpi


    Texts, phone calls, letters?!? All a bit 20th Century, no? I would have thought the properly modern way was just to update your relationship status on Facebook. Subtle but devastating. Or maybe retweet a relevant meme picture on Twitter or Instagram your dinner for one.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2 Sean Cork


    TallGlass wrote: »
    Save yourself 15$ and tell em to **** off. Bastards. Yew. Over and out boi.

    Just $5. Then they try to upsell you a $90 "sympathy hamper"


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