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I found the cure to a dirty toilet seat

  • 01-05-2015 12:29PM
    #1
    whacker1982
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 311 ✭✭


    just came across this while browsing the web, don't ask how but is this the fix for all our toilet needs? Me personally nothing worse then going to the toilet when u find urine sprayed all over the seat. Have a look wat are your thoughts
    sanitarysolutions.ie


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  • #2
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    whacker1982 wrote: »
    Me personally nothing worse then going to the toilet when u find urine sprayed all over the seat.

    God help you when you find it splattered with scour.


  • #3
    whacker1982
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 311 ✭✭whacker1982


    mikom wrote: »
    God help you when you find it splattered with scour.

    I've been lucky so far ;)


  • #4
    JupiterKid
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 14,647 ✭✭✭✭JupiterKid


    Just a question - what's the best cleaning product for getting rid of puke off a toilet?


  • #5
    whacker1982
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 311 ✭✭whacker1982


    JupiterKid wrote: »
    Just a question - what's the best cleaning product for getting rid of puke off a toilet?

    Acetone I'm thinking


  • #6
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    whacker1982 wrote: »
    I found the cure to a dirty toilet seat

    Levitation?


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  • #7
    Turtyturd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    Cleaning the seat with your own sterile piss?


  • #8
    Flood
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 560 ✭✭✭Flood


    Wear adult nappies?


  • #9
    Aglomerado
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,811 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    whacker1982 wrote: »
    just came across this while browsing the web, don't ask how but is this the fix for all our toilet needs? Me personally nothing worse then going to the toilet when u find urine sprayed all over the seat. Have a look wat are your thoughts
    Www.sanitarysolutions.ie

    Saw something similar in Belgium. It blasted the seat with UV rays or something. Freaked me out when I went in, because it was still rotating after the last user! :D


  • #10
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,787 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Just wipe it off, piss doesn't really carry anything dangerous.


  • #11
    Mesrine65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,949 ✭✭✭Mesrine65


    I use the squat/shít method, arse never touches the seat...problem solved ;):p


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  • #12
    Flood
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 560 ✭✭✭Flood


    Mesrine65 wrote: »
    I use the squat/shít method, arse never touches the seat...problem solved ;):p

    Must be very hard to relax your bowels in that position.


  • #13
    pablo128
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,210 ✭✭✭pablo128


    Mesrine65 wrote: »
    I use the squat/shít method, arse never touches the seat...problem solved ;):p

    Otherwise known as the 'chinaman crouch'!


  • #14
    Aglomerado
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    Mesrine65 wrote: »
    I use the squat/shít method, arse never touches the seat...problem solved ;):p

    That's OK unless you have the squits. Then, things get a WHOLE lot worse.


  • #15
    Toots
    Administrators, Business & Finance Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 17,005 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Toots


    I love how the website has a picture of that contraption in what's obviously a domestic bathroom! I mean, what sort of dirt birds would you be living with to need something like that?? Also if this is in a public toilet, it's virtually guaranteed that you'll end up with a scenario like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFWNAZdEOVk (probably NSFW)


  • #16
    whacker1982
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 311 ✭✭whacker1982


    Toots wrote: »
    I love how the website has a picture of that contraption in what's obviously a domestic bathroom! I mean, what sort of dirt birds would you be living with to need something like that?? Also if this is in a public toilet, it's virtually guaranteed that you'll end up with a scenario like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFWNAZdEOVk (probably NSFW)

    That's messed up, hope someone was outside waiting to use that toilet next. He should be shot! That's if he is a he 😊


  • #17
    One eyed Jack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,303 ✭✭✭✭One eyed Jack


    Aglomerado wrote: »
    That's OK unless you have the squits. Then, things get a WHOLE lot worse.


    Surprised to find you in a toilet thread Anglomerado... :p


    OP that link isn't working for me, but sure nowadays I don't need to use public toilets because I carry a plastic bag with me at all times :eek:



    (biodegradable, of course :rolleyes: )


  • #18
    Aglomerado
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,811 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    One eyed Jack wrote: »
    Surprised to find you in a toilet thread Anglomerado... :p


    OP that link isn't working for me, but sure nowadays I don't need to use public toilets because I carry a plastic bag with me at all times :eek:



    (biodegradable, of course :rolleyes: )

    Where there is toilet talk, I WILL BE THERE!


  • #19
    Mesrine65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,949 ✭✭✭Mesrine65


    Aglomerado wrote: »
    That's OK unless you have the squits. Then, things get a WHOLE lot worse.
    Get one of those collars for dogs to stop them scratching & strategically place it reverse ways over your hoop & direct towards the jax.

    Voilà your very own shít chute :eek: :D


  • #20
    Aglomerado
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,811 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    Mesrine65 wrote: »
    Get one of those collars for dogs to stop them scratching & strategically place it reverse ways over your hoop.

    Voilà your very own shít chute :eek: :D

    :D

    Stifling some hysterical giggles here!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D


  • #21
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,384 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    JupiterKid wrote: »
    Just a question - what's the best cleaning product for getting rid of puke off a toilet?

    A dog.


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  • #22
    Rosie Rant
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,071 ✭✭✭Rosie Rant


    Toots wrote: »
    I love how the website has a picture of that contraption in what's obviously a domestic bathroom! I mean, what sort of dirt birds would you be living with to need something like that?? Also if this is in a public toilet, it's virtually guaranteed that you'll end up with a scenario like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFWNAZdEOVk (probably NSFW)

    Eeeeeeeeew :(


  • #23
    Hoop66
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 3,200 ✭✭✭Hoop66


    Shit on the floor?


  • #24
    Aglomerado
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    Hoop66 wrote: »
    Shit on the floor?

    Appropriate user name...!! :D


  • #25
    harry Bailey esq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    Flood wrote: »
    Must be very hard to relax your bowels in that position.

    Ever been in mountjoy? Those residing there have the 'whole 'sh1t and squat" down to a tee im told.


  • #26
    BBDBB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    sh1te in a bucket


  • #27
    Steve_Carella
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 172 ✭✭Steve_Carella


    Toots wrote: »
    I love how the website has a picture of that contraption in what's obviously a domestic bathroom! I mean, what sort of dirt birds would you be living with to need something like that?? Also if this is in a public toilet, it's virtually guaranteed that you'll end up with a scenario like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFWNAZdEOVk (probably NSFW)

    "Probably"??? :eek::eek::eek:


  • #28
    Flood
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 560 ✭✭✭Flood


    BBDBB wrote: »
    sh1te in a bucket

    That wouldnt be very middle class


  • #29
    BBDBB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    Flood wrote: »
    That wouldnt be very middle class


    as long as its middle of the bucket Im not complaining


  • #30
    Antar Bolaeisk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,091 ✭✭✭Antar Bolaeisk


    Pray you never have to use a foreign loo :p


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