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Trivial things that annoy you part 479

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    Aidric wrote: »
    People who can't articulate their argument beyond "it's an absolute disgrace".

    Worse is when they put 'Joe' at the end of that sentence.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,346 ✭✭✭LynnGrace


    Saw two elderly women (like the scene in Fr Ted) earlier this week, at lunch, 'I'm getting this, no I'm getting this, no here, take the money from me'...

    Next woman to arrive told the endlessly patient girl, (who had just dealt with Mrs Doyle and her friend), that she really wanted a dinner, but she would have a sandwich, and this monologue went on for quite some time.

    Staff there deserve a pay rise.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Those pedestrian partitions they erect when roadworks are being carried out so that there is essentially one line of people walking one direction and another line walking the other direction. Usually when you are rushing for a bus too, and there is some slow fúcker waddling along at the top dictating the pace for everyone. Can't pass them because of pedestrians walking the other way. My God the fúcking frustration. Yesterday I actually nearly shouted out, "can you move it along up there at the front" :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    TA that I had to drive to work today instead of taking the bus, and some guy in a van apparently thought it his duty to intimidate me by driving up my backside when he saw the L plates :( Ended up stopping at lights on a hill. Lights changed. Into first. Handbrake down.




    ... Idiot behind immediately regrets driving so close when my car starts to roll back :D He kept his distance after that :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,928 ✭✭✭✭rainbow kirby


    Getting into work a little late after a 7am 2 hour driving lesson, absolutely bursting for the jacks, only to find out that the cleaners are in the ground floor ones and you have to go up three floors to get to a working one.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,180 ✭✭✭✭One eyed Jack


    No plasters in the first aid box, and then one of the girls pulls a kids plaster out of her purse as if I'm supposed to go around with a Disney characters plaster or something on my finger all day?

    Oh, the humanity... :pac:

    Worst thing it's on my knuckle so the damn plaster won't stay on :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,495 ✭✭✭KatW4


    Ahh now, that's a bit more than just trivial 


    Yeah it was more than trivial. On a happier note, he is getting the engine replaced woohoo.

    Also cheek of that guy not caring about the crack on your laptop. Can't stand people like that, if you did it to their property there would be war!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Rachel Allen now has a range of tiles

    Roight Proice Toiles perhaps.......will need a little bish of groush.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,495 ✭✭✭KatW4


    All my french students wrote "you will miss me" on their thank you cards for the families they stayed with. That's what they get for not listening :(

    I did have a good laugh at them to be fair but still, it's not good for a grammar nazi like me!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭DareGod


    KatW4 wrote: »
    All my french students wrote "you will miss me" on their thank you cards for the families they stayed with. That's what they get for not listening :(

    HA! :pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,164 ✭✭✭✭AndyBoBandy


    Those big panels they have in Dublin Airport Terminal 1 immediately as you walk out in the arrivals hall, blocking most of the view for those arriving, and the people there waiting to meet people!

    BECAUSE THATS WHAT EVERYONE NEEDS, CONFUSE PEOPLE THAT LITTLE BIT MORE!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,178 ✭✭✭✭Captain Chaos


    KatW4 wrote: »
    All my french students wrote "you will miss me" on their thank you cards for the families they stayed with.!

    Typical rude French people, telling people what feelings they should have.:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,798 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    KatW4 wrote: »
    All my french students wrote "you will miss me" on their thank you cards for the families they stayed with. That's what they get for not listening :(

    I did have a good laugh at them to be fair but still, it's not good for a grammar nazi like me!

    Probably a direct translation from the French "Tu me manques" which looks like "You will miss me" but actually means "I will miss you"!

    I also found it confusing the other way around when I was learning French!

    ...Pedant hat off...

    Anyway: Back to annoyances; I've a bit of a dodgy tummy today and need to go to the toilet a lot. I hate going #2 at work because I get stage fright... spent 20 minutes in there waiting for a gaggle of vapid women colleagues to finish up talking about dresses, bags, shoes, etc for a wedding one of them has coming up. By the sound of things, she had brought the dress into work and was modelling it for her friends in the toilets!

    ... dear god, the screeching!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    Aglomerado wrote: »
    Anyway: Back to annoyances; I've a bit of a dodgy tummy today and need to go to the toilet a lot. I hate going #2 at work because I get stage fright... spent 20 minutes in there waiting for a gaggle of vapid women colleagues to finish up talking about dresses, bags, shoes, etc for a wedding one of them has coming up. By the sound of things, she had brought the dress into work and was modelling it for her friends in the toilets!

    ... dear god, the screeching!

    I am going to assume that you are female.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    Being hungover. It was our wedding anniversary yesterday and a shocking amount of booze was consumed. I'm not used to it and I've got shakey hands today.:(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,798 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    I am going to assume that you are female.

    Of course!

    Just not the type that squeals over handbags. :D

    I'm a craft beer, hurling and literature kind of girl. :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    I am out tonight at a works do and already annoyed that I will have a hangover tomorrow!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 758 ✭✭✭Rakish Paddy


    Getting home after a hard day's work, strapping on your uilleann pipes to play a few tunes, only to find that your bag deflates immediately with the slightest bit of pressure, and upon investigation discovering that the valve on your blowpipe tenon that normally prevents backflow of air towards the bellows has broken off completely.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Getting home after a hard day's work, strapping on your uilleann pipes to play a few tunes, only to find that your bag deflates immediately with the slightest bit of pressure, and upon investigation discovering that the valve on your blowpipe tenon that normally prevents backflow of air towards the bellows has broken off completely.



    I ma struggling not to read euphenisms into this :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,798 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    I ma struggling not to read euphenisms into this :D

    ..he he. pipes. :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 758 ✭✭✭Rakish Paddy


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    I ma struggling not to read euphenisms into this :D

    I shouldn't tell you then about the supplies I bought for both cleaning and oiling my flute recently.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,180 ✭✭✭✭One eyed Jack


    Getting home after a hard day's work, strapping on your uilleann pipes to play a few tunes, only to find that your bag deflates immediately with the slightest bit of pressure, and upon investigation discovering that the valve on your blowpipe tenon that normally prevents backflow of air towards the bellows has broken off completely.


    Somehow I feel it's important to point out that you're talking about a musical instrument, before anyone else gets the wrong impression :D

    That said, I'd hate to be your neighbour! :pac:


    EDIT: Fcukers are on the ball this morning :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,071 ✭✭✭Rosie Rant


    When I was eating really well I lost hardly any weight. After a week or two of eating a wheelbarrow-load of sweet, beautiful chocolate I lost 4 pounds. I'm befuddled.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 758 ✭✭✭Rakish Paddy


    Somehow I feel it's important to point out that you're talking about a musical instrument, before anyone else gets the wrong impression :D

    That said, I'd hate to be your neighbour! :pac:

    Common misconception - the uilleann pipes are nowhere near as loud as their Scottish highland cousins. My chanter is no louder than an average fiddle. Tee hee. Fiddle.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,977 ✭✭✭PandaPoo


    We have an overnight stay in the hotel we got married in for our anniversary. Can't be used Friday or Saturday, so my husband has a Monday off this month so we tried the Sunday before, no rooms available. He can't take the day off just to stay in the hotel :( grim


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,798 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    Somehow I feel it's important to point out that you're talking about a musical instrument, before anyone else gets the wrong impression :D

    That said, I'd hate to be your neighbour! :pac:

    Not me! I love uileann pipes. And the Galician version, the gaita.

    3 more hours to home time. I put in 11 hours at work yesterday and I feel like I never went home. I'm exhausted!!
    :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,826 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    New products that are hardly new or inventive.
    Take these new McVitie's Deli Choc biscuits.
    I bought a pack the other day thinking they'd be something different, but they're not.
    They're just biscuits coated in chocolate.
    And they're gritty.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    Getting a toastie in the local deli. Ham cheese and mustard please.
    I did not watch him as he made it. As I was eating it I discovered that he lashed on the mustard like it was mayonnaise.....the mouth is burning off me!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,164 ✭✭✭✭AndyBoBandy


    fussyonion wrote: »
    thinking they'd be something different, but they're not.
    They're just biscuits coated in chocolate.
    And they're gritty.

    They just find cheaper ways to make them and rebrand them as new or rustic or some other buzz word!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    This new "thing" of people hassling folk on twitter trying to get them to help surprise their fiance/fiancee for a wedding video, or trying to get a certain singer to appear at the wedding.
    One fella I've seen is hoping they record a video and send it onto him themselves.


    Also the Nespresso ad with Clooney swapping his shoes, if the ad were chocolate it would eat itself.


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