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  • #4562
    worded
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,843 ✭✭✭worded


    World Naked gardening day this Saturday.
    The ideal day to meet someone ?

    http://www.wngd.org/

    https://m.facebook.com/HeidelbergProject/photos/a.149986068661.142373.61458428661/10152629197228662/?type=1&source=48&refid=17&_ft_=top_level_post_id.10202090625285844&__tn__=E


  • #4563
    ShadowHearth
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,924 ✭✭✭✭ShadowHearth


    worded wrote: »
    World Naked gardening day this Saturday.
    The ideal day to meet someone ?

    http://www.wngd.org/

    https://m.facebook.com/HeidelbergProject/photos/a.149986068661.142373.61458428661/10152629197228662/?type=1&source=48&refid=17&_ft_=top_level_post_id.10202090625285844&__tn__=E

    Gardening! Better shoot me right here, right now! I hate to cuting lawn as it is lol. Surrounded by old naked woman and men make it even less appealing lol.


  • #4564
    chrysagon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,813 ✭✭✭chrysagon


    ya don't want anything dangling around a lawn mower or a clippers


  • #4565
    deise08
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,330 ✭✭✭deise08


    Ha ha ya you'd be hoping there wouldn't be any nettles around either!


  • #4566
    chrysagon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,813 ✭✭✭chrysagon


    deise08 wrote: »
    Ha ha ya you'd be hoping there wouldn't be any nettles around either!
    I thought that's why the Scots invented the kilt, so they could come close to nature, via thistles and nettles..:rolleyes:


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  • #4567
    worded
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,843 ✭✭✭worded


    chrysagon wrote: »
    I thought that's why the Scots invented the kilt, so they could come close to nature, via thistles and nettles..:rolleyes:

    It's a thorny issue


  • #4568
    chrysagon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,813 ✭✭✭chrysagon


    no wonder they are often seemed weedy!


  • #4569
    Autosport
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,280 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    I love gardening and especially cutting the grass but I ain't doing it naked :D


  • #4570
    worded
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,843 ✭✭✭worded


    Looks like Adam and Eve broke up

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/gardening/10833907/Paradise-lost-for-divorcing-naked-gardeners.html

    But she returned to speak to the garden fairies when the lease on her new gaff expired.

    Like they wanted to speak to her after all her lies.

    In fairness to him if there were a few 1000 naked wimmins visitors every year, well temptation ..... that's a lot of lady gardens to be just looking at. Perhaps he was just trying to do a little work on them and things got a bit wild.


  • #4571
    ShadowHearth
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,924 ✭✭✭✭ShadowHearth


    That's how I spend my day on beach hehe. Buddy was working on editing all night!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjYsC9wWOIs


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  • #4572
    CarpeDiem85
    Closed Accounts Posts: 774 ✭✭✭CarpeDiem85


    Not sure I'd want to see everyone in full bloom at the gardening show. I'd love to have the confidence to do that though, be at one with nature and all!


  • #4573
    mg1982
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭mg1982


    Autosport wrote: »
    I love gardening and especially cutting the grass but I ain't doing it naked :D

    You should try it. It's a liberating experience.


  • #4574
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    While hedge trimming the lady garden always dwell on the seeds you plan on sowing.


  • #4575
    CarpeDiem85
    Closed Accounts Posts: 774 ✭✭✭CarpeDiem85


    eternal wrote: »
    While hedge trimming the lady garden always dwell on the seeds you plan on sowing.

    Good advice Eternal! I don't think I'll be doing any seeding any time soon though.


  • #4576
    Pissy Missy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,860 ✭✭✭Pissy Missy


    Boobs


  • #4577
    mg1982
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭mg1982


    Pissy Missy wrote: »
    Boobs

    Where?


  • #4578
    Gillo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,566 ✭✭✭Gillo


    eternal wrote: »
    While hedge trimming the lady garden always dwell on the seeds you plan on sowing.

    After a few days of not reading this thread, I am both lost and intrigued.


  • #4579
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    Gillo wrote: »
    After a few days of not reading this thread, I am both lost and intrigued.
    My premise is to allure and confuse :o


  • #4580
    Gillo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,566 ✭✭✭Gillo


    eternal wrote: »
    My premise is to allure and confuse :o

    Done and done. Should I be anxious? Or just exude a sense of confidence?


  • #4581
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    Gillo wrote: »
    Done and done. Should I be anxious? Or just exude a sense of confidence?

    I can't tell you what to be, you are your own person after all.


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  • #4582
    Gillo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,566 ✭✭✭Gillo


    eternal wrote: »
    I can't tell you what to be, you are your own person after all.

    Very true, I'm just randomly curious. That and strangers self conscious, sitting in a train in a tux here!


  • #4583
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    Gillo wrote: »
    Very true, I'm just randomly curious. That and strangers self conscious, sitting in a train in a tux here!

    Why would you be dressed like that then?


  • #4584
    Gillo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,566 ✭✭✭Gillo


    Apart from just being a classy guy?



    I had a dinner this evening, correct title being an Installation Dinner for a Council of Knight Masons.


  • #4585
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    Riiiiight.


  • #4586
    mg1982
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭mg1982


    Sounds like you would have to be rich to join those guys.


  • #4587
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    What I find worrying is the term 'Installation'. How does that fit in with dinner? Is it like instilling someone into their cult like ring initiating a ritualistic steak binge and wine slurping free for all, tux wearing men all sitting around debating on the higher forms of some Satanic code of honour. Of course, they might just be innocent guys having a bit of grub. The mind boggles.


  • #4588
    mg1982
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭mg1982


    eternal wrote: »
    What I find worrying is the term 'Installation'. How does that fit in with dinner? Is it like instilling someone into their cult like ring initiating a ritualistic steak binge and wine slurping free for all, tux wearing men all sitting around debating on the higher forms of some Satanic code of honour. Of course, they might just be innocent guys having a bit of grub. The mind boggles.

    Ah I'm sure it's all just good innocent fun. Just some good food and wine. I have heard of the freemasons, those guys are the great and the good Of world society. Who knows what them boys get up to.


  • #4589
    Gillo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,566 ✭✭✭Gillo


    eternal wrote: »
    What I find worrying is the term 'Installation'. How does that fit in with dinner?

    Each year a new chairperson/ head is elected in, after they are installed into that position for the next twelve months a dinner is held, part in their honour, part a social event with a charity collection.


  • #4590
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    Gillo wrote: »
    Each year a new chairperson/ head is elected in, after they are installed into that position for the next twelve months a dinner is held, part in their honour, part a social event with a charity collection.

    Aw right, sorry to be such a smart arse. It sounds prestigious. I hope you had fun :)


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  • #4591
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    Pissy Missy wrote: »
    Boobs
    PM I hope you get your act together before your big interview cos if you keep on talking like that you're screwed :P


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