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Nite Club

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  • #32
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Sleazeballs


  • #33
    5rtytry56
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,828 ✭✭✭5rtytry56


    Kolido wrote: »
    After Hours, free admission for all you guys :)

    or else The Titty Twister, free admission also :D

    What about the nocturnal forum here on boards would they feel left out?


  • #34
    MonkeyTennis
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,095 ✭✭✭MonkeyTennis


    Mint Aero wrote: »
    Monkey Tennis Gay Bar.

    No,you are.


  • #35
    iDave
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭iDave


    Well it has to have a catchy name and sex appeal.

    iDaves Nite Club (with picture of me as a mermaid).


  • #36
    Akrasia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 24,103 ✭✭✭✭Akrasia


    "Akrasia's Plaice
    (A Sole Trader)"

    Oh, wait, no, that's what I'd call a fishmonger.

    Ban billionaires



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  • #37
    castletownman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,257 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    Niles: We want our name to be inviting and welcoming. Oh, oh, what's the word for lighthearted in French?

    Frasier: [thinking a moment] There isn't one...... I've got it, Niles, I've got it! "Le Freres Heureux".

    Niles: The "Happy Brothers" ..... Brilliant! It's homey, but just hard enough to pronounce to intimidate the riff-raff!


  • #38
    5rtytry56
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,828 ✭✭✭5rtytry56


    iDave wrote: »
    Well it has to have a catchy name and sex appeal.

    iDaves Nite Club (with picture of me as a mermaid).
    Don't forget to add your choice of Apple Watch to this sign.


  • #39
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Deleted User wrote: »
    "The place where you're always disappointed and horrified when the lights turn on"

    That could apply the morning after too...


  • #40
    everlast75
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,040 ✭✭✭✭everlast75


    Desperados

    Elect a clown... Expect a circus



  • #41
    Betty Bloggs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 274 ✭✭Betty Bloggs


    I was going to say "The Spot" but that already exists, so maybe could use

    "Despot" instead -

    a nightclub that is extremely exclusive, very strict rules about who they let in, massive bouncers, guest list, dress code, overpriced drink but awesome music. (wouldn't sound like much fun though apart from maybe the good music!:pac:)


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  • #42
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,740 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    Betty Bloggs wrote: »
    I was going to say "The Spot" but that already exists, so maybe could use

    "Despot" instead -

    a nightclub that is extremely exclusive, very strict rules about who they let in, massive bouncers, guest list, dress code, overpriced drink but awesome music. (wouldn't sound like much fun though apart from maybe the good music!:pac:)

    And have this played instead of the national anthem at the end of the night.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRK8dPXRG2c


  • #43
    Summer wind
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,285 ✭✭✭Summer wind


    Cream....Get on top.


  • #44
    everlast75
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,040 ✭✭✭✭everlast75


    the Blue Oyster

    Elect a clown... Expect a circus



  • #45
    5rtytry56
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,828 ✭✭✭5rtytry56


    Darky Troll's

    (No offence to darky Hughes intended here)


  • #46
    Mickey H
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Mickey H


    I'd call it Bitches and turn the B backways.


  • #47
    5rtytry56
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,828 ✭✭✭5rtytry56


    Geal Anocht ( Irish for brilliant tonight)


  • #48
    Sheep Lover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,730 ✭✭✭Sheep Lover


    "The Mart"

    Find the heifer of your dreams.


  • #49
    anto9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 883 ✭✭✭anto9


    Spicy ,as i would fill it with Thai girls .


  • #50
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,499 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    Bogarts. 1940s themed club


  • #51
    When the Sun Hits
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 265 ✭✭When the Sun Hits


    The Someday


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  • #52
    WoollyRedHat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    The Last Place on Earth.

    or HumanTrap.


  • #53
    noway12345
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,152 ✭✭✭noway12345


    Richie Kavanaghs Secret Emporium.


  • #54
    Mister Vain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,404 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    Déjà Vu


  • #55
    Reganio 2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,732 ✭✭✭Reganio 2


    "The shower"
    Lads I'm heading the shower you coming.
    I was drinking in the shower last night.
    I fingered some moth in the shower last night.

    The possibilities are endless!!! For about 5 minutes


  • #56
    strobe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,872 ✭✭✭strobe


    Déjà Vu


  • #57
    strobe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,872 ✭✭✭strobe


    Déjà Vu


  • #58
    Mister Vain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,404 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    Reganio 2 wrote: »
    "The shower"
    Lads I'm heading the shower you coming.
    I was drinking in the shower last night.
    I fingered some moth in the shower last night.

    The possibilities are endless!!! For about 5 minutes

    You could replace shower with field. Just as good.


  • #59
    TrustedApple
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,678 ✭✭✭TrustedApple


    The Shift. As why else other then drinking do you go to the a night club ?.

    Finger Bang. The name should explain its self.


  • #60
    Mister Vain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,404 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    samapple789 wrote: »
    The Shift. As why else other then drinking do you go to the a night club ?

    The Ride?


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  • #61
    TrustedApple
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,678 ✭✭✭TrustedApple


    Mister Vain wrote: »
    The Ride?

    Is the sister outdoor smoking area in The shift ;).


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