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How would you survive WW3?

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,628 ✭✭✭Señor Fancy Pants


    If WWIII happens there will be no coming back.

    The place will be fcuked.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,423 ✭✭✭cml387


    Soap?

    Surely there would be a soap mine found somewhere


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,158 ✭✭✭✭Degag


    AlphaRed wrote: »
    I seen a documentary where if you have 20 million dollars you can have a 5 year bomb shelter built, anywhere in the world. Think about that though, 5 years underground by yourself? Could you make it?

    Ireland being a neutral country we probably wouldn't get attacked directly but the food and soap would be in very short supply. What would you do then. I heard stories of during the famine people eating each other. We probably all have a cannibal in our family tree.

    I heard a comedian say he'd rather be killed in the nuclear fires than have to rebuilt society, how difficult would that be.

    I seen an SAS survival book in easons I might go and buy it.
    I'm sure it's just gone over my head but why a 5 year bomb shelter?:confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,635 ✭✭✭✭PARlance


    If WWIII happens there will be no coming back.

    The place will be fcuked.

    Typical attitude from someone that hasn't got a bunker


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,628 ✭✭✭Señor Fancy Pants


    Degag wrote: »
    I'm sure it's just gone over my head but why a 5 year bomb shelter?:confused:

    Depending on the type of warfare used will determine how long you need to be underground for.

    If it's nuclear, then depending on where the strikes hit in relation to your location, the blast, yield and fallout effects need to be considered.

    Not to mention human factors after a huge event like that.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,628 ✭✭✭Señor Fancy Pants


    PARlance wrote: »
    Typical attitude from someone that hasn't got a bunker

    Won't need a bunker. Il be up top in a CBRN suit and a rifle, armed to the teeth and will be killed pretty fast.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,310 ✭✭✭✭the_syco


    In WW3, we'd be a landing pad for the Americans or the Russians. If the former, there'd be protests, if the latter, the protesters would be labeled terrorists and shot.

    Oh, and bunkers are only good if you have enough supplies to last until you die, but that's not really living then, is it?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 680 ✭✭✭AllthingsCP


    Nuclear bomb example Tsar Bomba 100MT Airbrust Donated in 4 location throughout Ireland. Would still leave 30% of the county blast and radiation free.

    Belfast of the above bomb would reach Newry.
    Dublin Blast would connect with Belfast Bomb.
    Cork would reach Southern Tipperary and Limerick.
    Galway and Cork blast would connect inside Limerick city.

    Also we have to take into effect the wind and radiation rain that would affect the rest of the nation but that can be managed and taken care of. Workable farms would need re plowing and digging all surfaces would needs washing down after each rain shower and daily after heavy winds. Signs would need to be taken down or changed.

    http://nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 180 ✭✭Leif Johnson


    I would turn myself into a cockroach


  • Posts: 26,920 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    murpho999 wrote: »
    That was a very poor comedian you saw.

    If I've got the description right, then he's likely referring to David Mitchell? If so, he's anything but a poor comedian.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 882 ✭✭✭ygolometsipe


    shoot, ask questions later.



    Does it help that I am an actual stone
    overweight
    :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,382 ✭✭✭AndonHandon


    Suppose I'd go fly up to the space station and kip there until the planet settles down somewhat.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,113 ✭✭✭shruikan2553


    Nuclear bomb example Tsar Bomba 100MT Airbrust Donated in 4 location throughout Ireland. Would still leave 30% of the county blast and radiation free.

    Belfast of the above bomb would reach Newry.
    Dublin Blast would connect with Belfast Bomb.
    Cork would reach Southern Tipperary and Limerick.
    Galway and Cork blast would connect inside Limerick city.

    Also we have to take into effect the wind and radiation rain that would affect the rest of the nation but that can be managed and taken care of. Workable farms would need re plowing and digging all surfaces would needs washing down after each rain shower and daily after heavy winds. Signs would need to be taken down or changed.

    http://nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/

    The radiation might improve Limerick.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,443 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    kneemos wrote: »
    Doesn't Cork have a deep water port?.
    Not sure what's in N . Ireland to warrent a bomb.

    Flegs


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,443 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Degag wrote: »
    I'm sure it's just gone over my head but why a 5 year bomb shelter?:confused:

    In case the bomb has has been dropped by Wile E Coyote, and has a really really long fuse?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 680 ✭✭✭AllthingsCP


    Degag wrote: »
    I'm sure it's just gone over my head but why a 5 year bomb shelter?:confused:

    Depends on your location e,g if your in the blast radiation radius it would be highly unlikely you would be able to surface from your bunker for a long period of time due to radiation sickness and then death. But if the bomb hit Dublin and you live in North Tipperary after the first couple of rain showers and dust clouds you could start coming up and start stabilizing your area of radiation.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,079 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Preemptive strike fwiw.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 237 ✭✭Nucular Arms


    I don't think I would survive.

    Probably end up blowing my top and being blamed for the whole thing! ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,244 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    During WW2, Ireland only held on to its much-vaunted neutrality by virtue of its geography and the Nazis' limited resources. That and the fact that there weren't many Jews in Ireland back then. Claiming neutrality didn't do Denmark or the Netherlands much good, did it?

    Say the USA went to war with Russia: the USA would soon be operating B-52s and B-1s out of Shannon, which would make it a target.

    Government resting upon the will and universal suffrage of the people has no anchorage except in the people's intelligence.

    — Grover Cleveland



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 680 ✭✭✭AllthingsCP


    bnt wrote: »
    During WW2, Ireland only held on to its much-vaunted neutrality by virtue of its geography and the Nazis' limited resources. That and the fact that there weren't many Jews in Ireland back then. Claiming neutrality didn't do Denmark or the Netherlands much good, did it?

    Say the USA went to war with Russia: the USA would soon be operating B-52s and B-1s out of Shannon, which would make it a target.

    Don't believe that the Germans were the main threat but more of a British invasion.

    “A military governor should be then be appointed for the whole of Ireland with his HQ in Dublin.”

    Craigavon also advised distributing propaganda leaflets in Gaelic and English to persuade the Irish that the Celtic regiments were there to defend them.



    While Churchill dismissed the proposal by Craigavon, the government later prepared detailed plans for an invasion of southern Ireland.



    Field Marshal Montgomery, who was later hailed as a hero for defeating Rommel’s forces in north Africa, noted in his memoirs: “I was told to prepare plans for the seizure of Cork and Queenstown in southern Ireland so the harbours could be used as naval bases.”



    The previously classified files, held at the UK National Archives at Kew and the Public Record Office of Northern Ireland in Belfast, are published in a new book, Britain, Ireland and the Second World War, by the Scottish historian Ian S Wood.



    “British forces could have taken control with very little difficulty, but it would have an absolute gift to the IRA who would have launched waves after wave of guerrilla attacks,” he said. “Occupying Eire would have been an extremely messy and costly undertaking.”



    Dr Eamon Phoenix, a political historian at Queen’s University, Belfast, claimed that attempting to “camouflage” a British invasion by using Scottish or Welsh troops would have backfired.



    “Many of the Black and Tans, the British auxiliaries sent to suppress Irish independence, were Scots and they had an appalling reputation,” he said.



    Although Eire was neutral throughout the war, de Valera provoked fury in London by offering his condolences to the German ambassador in Dublin on the death of Hitler.



    The taoiseach had spurned Churchill’s earlier offer of a united Ireland, in exchange for entering the war on the allied side, fearing it would lead to another civil war.



    Britain, Ireland and the Second World War is published by Edinburgh University Press.

    ''http://www.winstonchurchill.org''


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,069 ✭✭✭✭LordSutch


    I would either buy or make a made to measure man size cockroach shell made out of fireproof carbon-fibre (complete with radiation filter), that should see me through any war seeing as cockroaches have withstood everything thrown at them since the beginning of time!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,956 ✭✭✭✭murpho999


    If I've got the description right, then he's likely referring to David Mitchell? If so, he's anything but a poor comedian.

    That's a matter of personal opinion but my point was that it's not a line that you would expect a comedian to be discussing, especially during a show.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,433 ✭✭✭NomadicGray


    LordSutch wrote: »
    I would either buy or make a made to measure man size cockroach shell made out of fireproof carbon-fibre (complete with radiation filter), that should see me through any war seeing as cockroaches have withstood everything thrown at them since the beginning of time!
    You'll just be crushed by a giant boot


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,082 ✭✭✭sheesh


    murpho999 wrote: »
    That's a matter of personal opinion but my point was that it's not a line that you would expect a comedian to be discussing, especially during a show.

    I believe the rest of the line was that as he had no marketable skills other than being a panel show member and it would be a couple of hundred years before panel shows would become a thing again, it would be better if he died in the initial attack.

    Its funny when david mitchel does it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,867 ✭✭✭✭BattleCorp


    . - my bets are on Russia, North Korea, China, or even a united Muslim army, so there will likely be zero ties.


    Ah here.

    North Korea wouldn't have the power to knock the skin off a custard let alone attack us as part of their "World War 3"

    Just read somewhere else that ISIS and the Taliban have launched a Jihad against each other so I doubt that there will be a united Muslim army any time soon either.

    I think I'm safe enough for the time being.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Give me good old cold war Mutual assured destruction over some nut with a gun states like North Korea and Iran


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 16,058 ✭✭✭✭josip


    Watch the film "The Road" that's what the world would become.
    No thanks, I'll take the fire.......

    I watched 20 minutes of this before I got suspicious and read the plot on Wikipedia.
    Thank fcuk I didn't spend 2 hours of my life watching a movie that's on all the Top 10, "Most Depressing Movie" lists.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,867 ✭✭✭✭BattleCorp


    josip wrote: »
    I watched 20 minutes of this before I got suspicious and read the plot on Wikipedia.
    Thank fcuk I didn't spend 2 hours of my life watching a movie that's on all the Top 10, "Most Depressing Movie" lists.


    It is depressing sh1te alright.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,179 ✭✭✭✭fr336


    For such an apparently advanced species it's bemusing that we still appear to be on the cusp of causing ourselves and our planet potentially more destruction than ever before. What a complete bunch of idiots.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,867 ✭✭✭✭BattleCorp


    fr336 wrote: »
    For such an apparently advanced species it's bemusing that we still appear to be on the cusp of causing ourselves and our planet potentially more destruction than ever before. What a complete bunch of idiots.


    As was said by Agent Smith in The Matrix, the human race is a virus.

    It's actually quite true. We infest a host (Earth) and slowly destroy it from inside and then when our host dies, we die (unless we can find a new host).

    I'd say that's pretty accurate.


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