Funny Houses/Flats to rent

Generic Dreadhead · 02-04-2015 12:34PM

whomitconcerns wrote: »

just saw this in another thread...

http://www.daft.ie/sharing/lower-rathmines-rathmines-dublin/793683/

can you imagine sleeping in there....15cm between beds.....how can this still be allowed

This must be where all the eastern european prostititutes are stored when they are off duty

Greenmachine · 02-04-2015 12:44PM

Cormac... wrote: »

This must be where all the easter european prostititutes are stored when they are off duty

€300 p/m for a shared bedroom. Talk about cramped living two bunk bed in one room. Two singles in the living, one bedroom with a Double. Looks like it houses at least 8 people. Even at 275 per pop, that is rent of €2,200 for a 2 bed. Jesus wept.

MarkAnthony · 02-04-2015 04:18PM

Greenmachine wrote: »

€300 p/m for a shared bedroom. Talk about cramped living two bunk bed in one room. Two singles in the living, one bedroom with a Double. Looks like it houses at least 8 people. Even at 275 per pop, that is rent of €2,200 for a 2 bed. Jesus wept.

That ad has all sorts of issues.

Mixed rooms?!

Differing rates for two females to a couple, arguably discriminatory and eh?! How did they work that one out?

I'd love for a fire officer to take a look around the place.

wonski · 03-04-2015 12:44AM

whomitconcerns wrote: »

just saw this in another thread...

http://www.daft.ie/sharing/lower-rathmines-rathmines-dublin/793683/

can you imagine sleeping in there....15cm between beds.....how can this still be allowed

WEEKLY RATES range from EUR175 to EUR350 per week.

His / Her way of calculating the weekly rates are interesting:

bed in a mixed 4-bed shared room for male/female tenants for EUR275 PER PERSON + bills. The room has 2 single beds and bunk-beds. Weekly rate is €100 per week. Max stay for this room is 1 month.

:eek:

Good to know you can (must) leave after 1 month.

El_Dangeroso · 03-04-2015 11:28AM

Where can one report a slumlord like this?

03-04-2015 11:34AM

Jet Black wrote: »

http://omg.wthax.org/7cPXvM.png

Link

"rear excess"?? Sounds disgusting!!

03-04-2015 11:37AM

whomitconcerns wrote: »

just saw this in another thread...

http://www.daft.ie/sharing/lower-rathmines-rathmines-dublin/793683/

can you imagine sleeping in there....15cm between beds.....how can this still be allowed

I'm sorry for being morbid, but there's going to be some kind of fatal house-fire before something is done about these situations.

It's going to take something like the Church Street tenements collapse in Dublin in 1913 before the City Council will implement modern housing standards.

tara73 · 03-04-2015 11:56AM

El_Dangeroso wrote: »

Where can one report a slumlord like this?

prtb.
Private Residential Tenancies Board Ireland

Sala · 03-04-2015 03:32PM

http://www.myhome.ie/rentals/brochure/shelbourne-road-ballsbridge-dublin-4/3000102

Large room with ensuite to share with my gay flatmate

J Mysterio · 03-04-2015 03:35PM

Bahaha. ****ing kip too.

MarkAnthony · 03-04-2015 11:48PM

Is it that hard to hold a camera straight?

04-04-2015 12:07AM

MarkAnthony wrote: »

Is it that hard to hold a camera straight?

Not if the dog's humping your leg! :pac:

Thargor · 08-04-2015 05:01PM

Nobody posted this yet? The agent seriously couldn't have put on a pair of gloves and filled a few binbags before taking the pics? Might have added a few grand to the price...

http://www.broadsheet.ie/2015/04/08/dunrentin/

Ill give Broadsheet the traffic seeing as they rehosted the pics for us.

jjbrien · 08-04-2015 05:23PM

Thargor wrote: »

Nobody posted this yet? The agent seriously couldn't have put on a pair of gloves and filled a few binbags before taking the pics? Might have added a few grand to the price...

http://www.broadsheet.ie/2015/04/08/dunrentin/

Ill give Broadsheet the traffic seeing as they rehosted the pics for us.

Pretty horrid but its not to rent

tara73 · 08-04-2015 05:30PM

Thargor wrote: »

Nobody posted this yet? The agent seriously couldn't have put on a pair of gloves and filled a few binbags before taking the pics? Might have added a few grand to the price...

http://www.broadsheet.ie/2015/04/08/dunrentin/

Ill give Broadsheet the traffic seeing as they rehosted the pics for us.

there must be more pics? I mean, that's beyond madness if they just gave a detail view of their horror sink.
or did they just reposted the worst?

SimonTheITGuy · 09-04-2015 01:01AM

http://www.daft.ie/lettings/bramblefield-cresent-clonee-dublin/1542245/#img=2

Do YOU come with the house?

"Oh you... hehehe!"

Vojera · 13-04-2015 12:04PM

Not real, but depressingly accurate

SuperS54 · 14-04-2015 10:32AM

SimonTheITGuy wrote: »

http://www.daft.ie/lettings/bramblefield-cresent-clonee-dublin/1542245/#img=2

Do YOU come with the house?

"Oh you... hehehe!"

Google cache to the rescue

cast_iron · 23-04-2015 10:11AM

http://www.daft.ie/sharing/57-castlegate-apartments-castle-street-dublin-2-dublin/815766/

- No men
- You can stay 4 months or 12+months only
- No alcohol allowed
- No parties
- No men between 11pm and 8am
- No pork (you must go outside on the street to eat it)
- No living area - eat in your bedroom!
- The UPC will be gone when you move in
- The study table and chair will probably be gone when you move in (So you can't even cry on the chair)
- The electric bill is outrageous - if you DON'T use the heating

Yet apparently it's perfect for a student! Student life must have changed a lot since I was in college.

Mr. CooL ICE · 23-04-2015 10:23AM

cast_iron wrote: »

http://www.daft.ie/sharing/57-castlegate-apartments-castle-street-dublin-2-dublin/815766/

- No men
- You can stay 4 months or 12+months only
- No alcohol allowed
- No parties
- No men between 11pm and 8am
- No pork (you must go outside on the street to eat it)
- No living area - eat in your bedroom!
- The UPC will be gone when you move in
- The study table and chair will probably be gone when you move in (So you can't even cry on the chair)
- The electric bill is outrageous - if you DON'T use the heating

Yet apparently it's perfect for a student! Student life must have changed a lot since I was in college.

I hope an inconspicuously horny lesbian moves in

somesoldiers · 23-04-2015 10:26AM

cast_iron wrote: »

http://www.daft.ie/sharing/57-castlegate-apartments-castle-street-dublin-2-dublin/815766/

- No men
- You can stay 4 months or 12+months only
- No alcohol allowed
- No parties
- No men between 11pm and 8am
- No pork (you must go outside on the street to eat it)
- No living area - eat in your bedroom!
- The UPC will be gone when you move in
- The study table and chair will probably be gone when you move in (So you can't even cry on the chair)
- The electric bill is outrageous - if you DON'T use the heating

Yet apparently it's perfect for a student! Student life must have changed a lot since I was in college.

can you eat ham sandwiches?

retalivity · 23-04-2015 10:30AM

somesoldiers wrote: »

can you eat ham sandwiches?

Outside, yeah.

blackwhite · 23-04-2015 10:58AM

cast_iron wrote: »

http://www.daft.ie/sharing/57-castlegate-apartments-castle-street-dublin-2-dublin/815766/

- No men
- You can stay 4 months or 12+months only
- No alcohol allowed
- No parties
- No men between 11pm and 8am
- No pork (you must go outside on the street to eat it)
- No living area - eat in your bedroom!
- The UPC will be gone when you move in
- The study table and chair will probably be gone when you move in (So you can't even cry on the chair)
- The electric bill is outrageous - if you DON'T use the heating

Yet apparently it's perfect for a student! Student life must have changed a lot since I was in college.

I suspect that a devotion to Allah is also a requirement

Lingua Franca · 23-04-2015 11:16AM

(gurlz)
no biggie coz you can eat pork outside right??

as long as theres kitchen right? haha
hehe
haha
simple? rightt!

Is she twelve? I think she might be twelve.

skooterblue2 · 23-04-2015 11:22AM

somesoldiers wrote: »

can you eat ham sandwiches?

No Pork not even with a fork .... Dont Touch it

mistress_gi · 23-04-2015 11:25AM

I guess she should also ban thinking about eating pork in the company of males between the hours of 8am and 11 pm

Jesus some people!!!

kylith · 23-04-2015 11:27AM

I kind of want to move in there and eat a massive rasher, sausage, bacon, and belly pork sandwich in the kitchen. "Oh, no pork, was it? I thought you said only pork. I can't eat anything else; religious reasons, you see".

skooterblue2 · 23-04-2015 11:29AM

cast_iron wrote: »

http://www.daft.ie/sharing/57-castlegate-apartments-castle-street-dublin-2-dublin/815766/

- No men
- You can stay 4 months or 12+months only
- No alcohol allowed
- No parties
- No men between 11pm and 8am
- No pork (you must go outside on the street to eat it)
- No living area - eat in your bedroom!
- The UPC will be gone when you move in
- The study table and chair will probably be gone when you move in (So you can't even cry on the chair)
- The electric bill is outrageous - if you DON'T use the heating

Yet apparently it's perfect for a student! Student life must have changed a lot since I was in college.

That poor girl has been deprived of a natural education..... wait until she gets a gets a load of Ireland. She is probably a headdress wearing muslim, who has never been outside the school library and thinks fun is reading the Koran with chickpeas and hummas dip.

artanevilla · 23-04-2015 11:44AM

So she's not the landlord but she sets the rules? Psycho.

Bog Standard User · 23-04-2015 10:07PM

mistress_gi wrote: »

I guess she should also ban thinking about eating pork in the company of males between the hours of 8am and 11 pm Jesus Mohommad some people!!!

fixed your post

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