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Overheard In Ireland:)

  • 17-04-2015 03:50PM
    #1
    Newoak
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 14 ✭


    Walking by Ann Summers on O'Connell St, Dublin. A Youngish Dublin Girl darting for the door with boyfriend somewhat edging behind.

    "Come on will yaaa, I want to see if they sell STRAP ON'S"


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  • #2
    redarmy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,871 ✭✭✭redarmy


    Newoak wrote: »
    Walking by Ann Summers on O'Connell St, Dublin. A Youngish Dublin Girl darting for the door with boyfriend somewhat edging behind.

    "Come on will yaaa, I want to see if they sell STRAP ON'S"
    did not happen


  • #3
    Magico Gonzalez
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,328 ✭✭✭Magico Gonzalez


    This is a novel and interesting concept.

    In 1983.


  • #4
    Newoak
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 14 ✭Newoak


    redarmy wrote: »
    did not happen

    Off course it did, you couldn't make it up!


  • #5
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Newoak wrote: »
    Off course it did, you couldn't make it up!

    You just did.


  • #6
    Deco99
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,642 ✭✭✭Deco99


    Newoak wrote: »
    Off course it did, you couldn't make it up!
    but you could!!!


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  • #7
    twin_beacon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,315 ✭✭✭twin_beacon


    *from the 1980s*
    Look over there, a black lad!


  • #8
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Overheard in Galway:
    "That biko fella is the hottest guy on the planet"




    true story


  • #9
    Newoak
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 14 ✭Newoak


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    You just did.

    Seriously happened, the look on the boyfriends face was priceless!


  • #10
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Newoak wrote: »
    Seriously happened, the look on the boyfriends face was priceless!

    So you didn't so much overhear it as y'know, SAY it?


  • #11
    .Henry Sellers.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 567 ✭✭✭.Henry Sellers.


    biko wrote: »
    Overheard in Galway:
    "That biko fella is the hottest guy on the planet"




    true story

    I heard that too, them fellas couldnt take their eyes off ye.


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  • #12
    cloud493
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,835 ✭✭✭✭cloud493


    biko wrote: »
    Overheard in Galway:
    "That biko fella is the hottest guy on the planet"




    true story

    That was me sorry.

    And yeah this story is ****e.


  • #13
    Newoak
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 14 ✭Newoak


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    So you didn't so much overhear it as y'know, SAY it?[/QU

    Got caught in the cross talk, how is that so hard to believe?


  • #14
    cloud493
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,835 ✭✭✭✭cloud493


    Newoak wrote: »
    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    So you didn't so much overhear it as y'know, SAY it?[/QU

    Got caught in the cross talk, how is that so hard to believe?

    Hard to believe cos its not true :)


  • #15
    sabat
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,895 ✭✭✭sabat


    Outside Bakers pub on Thomas St two oul lads were smoking when I overheard this snatch of their conversation:

    "Yeah, we buried her on Thursday."

    "Ah Jaysus I'm very sorry to hear that, cos y'know, I wouldn't have been slagging you about her if I'd known."


  • #16
    corner of hells
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,439 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    cloud493 wrote: »
    Newoak wrote: »

    Hard to believe cos its not true :)

    It is true , I work in the "strap on " department.
    Newoak is a regular , his "girl friend" and I use that term loosely needs a good wash and new
    valve for pumping up.


  • #17
    stmol32
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 718 ✭✭✭stmol32


    biko wrote: »
    Overheard in Galway:
    "That biko fella is the hottest guy on the planet"
    true story

    After you walked by:
    "He's alright but he's no Bishop Desmond Tutu"


  • #18
    stmol32
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 718 ✭✭✭stmol32


    twin_beacon wrote: »
    *from the 1980s*
    Look over there, a black lad!

    And look at us now, with fellas marrying fellas and a whole section of strange sausages in the supermarket!


  • #19
    Generic Dreadhead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,870 ✭✭✭✭Generic Dreadhead


    "You don't love me'

    "Ah c'mere, don't I buy ya chips and riiiiide ya"


  • #20
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    Newoak wrote: »
    Walking by Ann Summers on O'Connell St, Dublin. A Youngish Dublin Girl darting for the door with boyfriend somewhat edging behind.

    "Come on will yaaa, I want to see if they sell STRAP ON'S"


    Well, that's him fúcked then.


  • #21
    folamh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 787 ✭✭✭folamh


    "Two fellas who want to roger the bejaysus out of each other?"


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  • #22
    bodhrandude
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,325 ✭✭✭✭bodhrandude


    Overheard at Body & Soul festival a few years back, some ballerina display in the trees with the usual arty farty installation thingy. Two drunk lads in the crowd shout out to the ballerina, "CAMELTOE!"

    If you want to get into it, you got to get out of it. (Hawkwind 1982)



  • #23
    Joe prim
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 919 ✭✭✭Joe prim


    "Ahh heeeyor , leevirow" just hilair!


  • #24
    Cienciano
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,208 ✭✭✭✭Cienciano


    On the way home on the nightlink on a saturday night and some skanger girl was talking to the bloke she just scored:
    "When we get home, you're gonna suck the piss flaps off me"


  • #25
    token101
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,050 ✭✭✭token101


    Said in Tesco: "Get the Folláins will ya? Don't be buying that aul Tesco ****e"


  • #26
    donegaLroad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭donegaLroad


    someone rang the Joe Duffy show a couple of years ago after they overheard 2 women talking about confirmation:

    'we were running late at the hairdressers so we skipped the church and went straight to the restaurant'


  • #27
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 17,847 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Old man to another about a woman who just walked by giving them a dirty look. "There's a lucky man somewhere that didn't get that for a wife"


  • #28
    corner of hells
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,439 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    donegaLroad wrote: »
    someone rang the Joe Duffy show a couple of years ago after they overheard 2 women talking about confirmation:

    'we were running late at the hairdressers so we skipped the church and went straight to the restaurant'

    I can confirm that as being true , the child confessed to the teacher who communicated it everyone in the congregation.


  • #29
    diddley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 330 ✭✭diddley


    Cienciano wrote: »
    On the way home on the nightlink on a saturday night and some skanger girl was talking to the bloke she just scored:
    "When we get home, you're gonna suck the piss flaps off me"

    Seriously???


  • #30
    Cienciano
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,208 ✭✭✭✭Cienciano


    diddley wrote: »
    Seriously???

    Yep, she was fairly drunk (it being the night link and all) and loud.


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  • #31
    ceekay74
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 630 ✭✭✭ceekay74


    Young wan in Subways "How big is the 6 inch one"

    Subway worker (pointing at foot long) "Half the size of this"

    "Ahh righh, is the 4 inch much smaller?"


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