Describe your utopia..

Rational Male · 13-04-2015 05:37PM #1

For me, it's a stress free life of enlightenment...A world/place where humans are kind to each other, and everyone works together for the betterment of humanity.Limited consumerism.. Also, from imagery point of view, my utopia would be a beautiful tropical place where sickness can be treated with natural remedies, people are genuinely happy..also, plenty of psyilosybin mushrooms and creative music

A hippy existence I suppose, before it became fashionable

Generic Dreadhead · 13-04-2015 05:39PM

Something crude while doing some other stuff that's probably illegal or at least frowned upon

Spunge · 13-04-2015 05:51PM

legalized gay marijuana

13-04-2015 06:13PM

Rational Male wrote: »

For me, it's a stress free life of enlightenment...A world/place where humans are kind to each other, and everyone works together for the betterment of humanity.Limited consumerism.. Also, from imagery point of view, my utopia would be a beautiful tropical place where sickness can be treated with natural remedies, people are genuinely happy..also, plenty of psyilosybin mushrooms and creative music

A hippy existence I suppose, before it became fashionable

All that except for the bit about natural remedies.

Pocoyo · 13-04-2015 06:16PM

A world ruled by the god king zangamorph....All hail zangamorph.

SEPT 23 1989 · 13-04-2015 06:18PM

Napalming an island full of drugged up long hairs

NomadicGray · 13-04-2015 06:24PM

Everyone would be anti skub

5rtytry56 · 13-04-2015 06:25PM

A society that is tolerant of all types of individual you can be straight/ gay / whatever religion you want. And proper legislation to qualify fair working conditions that would eliminate the need for trade unions. And firm prosecution of while collar crime.
But that's being Utopian ofcourse.

Pumpkinseeds · 13-04-2015 06:27PM

My Utopia: Win at least 80 million euro, buy about 100 acres of mature woodland, build big wooden colonial style house for me, Mr Pumpkinseeds and our moggies, miles and miles and miles away from civilisation and live contently ever after. Hell is other people.

catallus · 13-04-2015 06:28PM

Pocoyo wrote: »

A world ruled by the god king zangamorph....All hail zangamorph.

Hail! 0/

Isn't utopia impossible, given the inherent evil at the heart of Man?

13-04-2015 06:30PM

Free beer and lock in forever.

Schwiiing · 13-04-2015 06:31PM

Rational Male wrote: »

For me, it's a stress free life of enlightenment...A world/place where humans are kind to each other, and everyone works together for the betterment of humanity.Limited consumerism.. Also, from imagery point of view, my utopia would be a beautiful tropical place where sickness can be treated with natural remedies, people are genuinely happy..also, plenty of psyilosybin mushrooms and creative music

A hippy existence I suppose, before it became fashionable

You were going well until the drugs bit. In my utopia drinkers smokers and drug users would be rounded up and repeatedly shot with their own **** in specially created death camps.

13-04-2015 06:33PM

Nothing major but I woulld love if we had a football (or soccer) culture in this country where we didn't ape the supposed auld enemy's clubs and pretend like they're our own. E.g. ''Who are ya playing the weekend?'' ''Liverpool, the scouse b*stards''. ''Shut up you ya dirty Manc''. This could be between any two lads from Dublin to Galway or Malin to Mizen. For a nation who are supposedly the best fans in the world when it suits, 90% of the time there's an idendity crisis. I would love to live in a country where Cork City vs Shamrock Rovers would get even 15,000 at a game reguarly and be the talk of the watercooler the next day. Sad perhaps, but I'd like that.

Pocoyo · 13-04-2015 06:34PM

catallus wrote: »

Hail! 0/

Isn't utopia impossible, given the inherent evil at the heart of Man?

I agree but we can atone for this evil by feeding the virgin new to Zangamorh,Just make sure to have your red hooded robe at the ready for when our lord and master rises.

Im currently selling red hooded robes on ebay.

HughWotMVIII · 13-04-2015 06:34PM

Spunge wrote: »

legalized gay marijuana

:pac:

A world where everyone is kind, considerate and loves everyone else no matter their differences.

Pocoyo · 13-04-2015 06:37PM

HughWotMVIII wrote: »

:pac:

A world where everyone is kind, considerate and loves everyone else no matter their differences.

Then look no further than Zangamorph he has the answers to all your prayers!

Aidric · 13-04-2015 06:37PM

A world free of cancer.

osarusan · 13-04-2015 07:29PM

Limerick FC winning every game.

(Yet still winning the league in the last seconds of the final game).

oh yeah, peace, no disease or hunger, all that stuff too, yeah that's be good too.

recylingbin · 13-04-2015 07:30PM

Germany have won the war. All dark haired people have been killed to death except for a raggle taggle bunch who live in underground LA solving crimes and wasting bullets. A large statue of Himmler dominates the new york skyline and birds feed from his palms without a care in the world. A flying bubble car passes by and it's occupant salutes. The domestication of the cat continues unabated.

Rational Male · 13-04-2015 08:13PM

Schwiiing wrote: »

You were going well until the drugs bit. In my utopia drinkers smokers and drug users would be rounded up and repeatedly shot with their own **** in specially created death camps.

I tried mushrooms once and it has helped change my life..it's scientifically documented the benefits of magic mushies..

Alcohol or anything else though I'm not so sure.

Zamboni · 13-04-2015 08:23PM

John Lennon said it best.

WoollyRedHat · 13-04-2015 08:38PM

Messing about in boats...Here today, up and off to somewhere else tomorrow! Travel, change, interest, excitement! The whole world before you, and a horizon that's always changing!

j80ezgvc3p92xu · 13-04-2015 09:41PM

WoollyRedHat wrote: »

Messing about in boats...Here today, up and off to somewhere else tomorrow! Travel, change, interest, excitement! The whole world before you, and a horizon that's always changing!

Mr Rat from Wind in the Willows, is that you?

Birneybau · 13-04-2015 09:56PM

Rational Male wrote: »

For me, it's a stress free life of enlightenment...A world/place where humans are kind to each other, and everyone works together for the betterment of humanity.Limited consumerism.. Also, from imagery point of view, my utopia would be a beautiful tropical place where sickness can be treated with natural remedies, people are genuinely happy..also, plenty of psyilosybin mushrooms and creative music

A hippy existence I suppose, before it became fashionable

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/af/Stephen_Hawking_Simpsons.png

"I wanted to see your utopia, but now I see it is more of a Fruitopia."

Birneybau · 13-04-2015 10:03PM

Zamboni wrote: »

John Lennon said it best.

I am the walrus, coo coo ca choo?

major bill · 13-04-2015 10:04PM

An After Hours without threads on Water Protests, Police Brutality and Jeremy Clarkson!!!!

the evasion_kid · 13-04-2015 10:11PM

Rational Male wrote: »

For me, it's a stress free life of enlightenment...A world/place where humans are kind to each other, and everyone works together for the betterment of humanity.Limited consumerism.. Also, from imagery point of view, my utopia would be a beautiful tropical place where sickness can be treated with natural remedies, people are genuinely happy..also, plenty of psyilosybin mushrooms and creative music

A hippy existence I suppose, before it became fashionable

Christiania?

bb1234567 · 13-04-2015 10:19PM

A world that isn't run by money.
A world where we don't spend 75% of our youth inside a classroom

bb1234567 · 13-04-2015 10:21PM

Also a cure for Alzheimers, AIDS/HIV and all forms of cancers. Cures for any diseases that seriously affect a persons quality of life.

bb1234567 · 13-04-2015 10:22PM

Advanced plastic surgery that anybody could get for free so that nobody would be ugly. lol my last one

Rational Male · 13-04-2015 10:49PM

bb1234567 wrote: »

Advanced plastic surgery that anybody could get for free so that nobody would be ugly. lol my last one

Also, a world where there's such an abundance of hot, unfeminised women that actually appreciate men lol.

Describe your utopia..

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