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Does being single make you cocky?

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  • #32
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Can I borrow a feeling....

    Give it time op


  • #33
    Talib Fiasco
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,428 ✭✭✭Talib Fiasco


    somefeen wrote: »
    Well i hope she is because i turned into a minge magnet overnight. Pulled the other night, drowning in clunge so i am.

    Drowning in clunge because you pulled the other night? Even a blind squirrel finds a nut sometimes. The ex is probably beating lads off with a fly swat :D oh how I love innuendo


  • #34
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    somefeen wrote: »
    Well i hope she is because i turned into a minge magnet overnight. Pulled the other night, drowning in clunge so i am.

    Your sisters don't count


  • #35
    kylith
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,745 ✭✭✭✭kylith


    Ah, the relief of the newly free. It's been 7 months for me now and I'm still loving it.


  • #36
    Franno
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8 ✭Franno


    somefeen wrote: »
    Well i hope she is because i turned into a minge magnet overnight. Pulled the other night, drowning in clunge so i am.

    Well done Jay :)


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  • #37
    kilkenny12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 266 ✭✭kilkenny12


    Franno wrote: »
    Well done Jay :)

    You his ex? :eek:


  • #38
    Franno
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8 ✭Franno


    kilkenny12 wrote: »
    You his ex? :eek:

    No I mean he sounds like the fella from the Inbetweeners :)


  • #39
    kilkenny12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 266 ✭✭kilkenny12


    Franno wrote: »
    No I mean he sounds like the fella from the Inbetweeners :)

    Ah yes lol. The new account had me thinking all sorts of drama:pac:


  • #40
    somefeen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,656 ✭✭✭somefeen


    Talib Fiasco wrote: »
    Drowning in clunge because you pulled the other night? Even a blind squirrel finds a nut sometimes. The ex is probably beating lads off with a fly swat :D oh how I love innuendo
    Im sad now :(


  • #41
    Mister Vain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,401 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GzWiXCHLek


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  • #42
    TheOtherBloke
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 232 ✭✭TheOtherBloke


    This Cockyness.. Maybe its a cover up. Youre a mess deep down OP. Weve all been there.


  • #43
    LadyAthame
    Closed Accounts Posts: 793 ✭✭✭LadyAthame


    mfceiling wrote: »
    Think it makes you a dick tbh...
    He is just trying to rustle up his self esteem after a break up i think it's awesome DO YOU op.


  • #44
    Saralee4
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,077 ✭✭✭Saralee4


    I'm still trying to figure out how saying to a barman "ill have a cider for a change today please tony" could be considered as cocky even if I imagine it in the "most cocky way imaginable" :)


  • #45
    TGJD
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 432 ✭✭TGJD


    Saralee4 wrote: »
    I'm still trying to figure out how saying to a barman "ill have a cider for a change today please tony" could be considered as cocky even if I imagine it in the "most cocky way imaginable" :)

    I've been wondering this too. Maybe he said it while winking and blowing kisses at his reflection in the mirror behind the bar.


  • #46
    Mister Vain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,401 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    Saralee4 wrote: »
    I'm still trying to figure out how saying to a barman "ill have a cider for a change today please tony" could be considered as cocky even if I imagine it in the "most cocky way imaginable" :)

    Cider makes you ride her. ;)


  • #47
    ToddyDoody
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,419 ✭✭✭ToddyDoody


    Single by choice (hers)


  • #48
    Saralee4
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,077 ✭✭✭Saralee4


    Mister Vain wrote: »
    Cider makes you ride her. ;)

    Now that's cocky :)


  • #49
    Talib Fiasco
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,428 ✭✭✭Talib Fiasco


    Maybe he asked for Dickins Cider or maybe Cummins Cider


  • #50
    Taylor365
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,947 ✭✭✭Taylor365


    Knowing your barman by first name is always a good sign.

    Only up from here OP :pac:


  • #51
    Renegade Mechanic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,928 ✭✭✭Renegade Mechanic


    Talib Fiasco wrote: »
    Maybe he asked for Dickins Cider or maybe Cummins Cider

    Awful smokey taste off the Cummins Cider though.


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  • #52
    rolliepoley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,871 ✭✭✭rolliepoley


    verywell wrote: »
    You've obviously not been in a good relationship.... Ever

    In one now and have been the last thirty years, so your assumption is bollocks.


  • #53
    Adamantium
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,563 ✭✭✭Adamantium


    How I imagine the OP these mornings:
    *Deep breath, smells the air*

    Now..off to ride Mrs O Reilly


  • #54
    The Moldy Gowl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,889 ✭✭✭✭The Moldy Gowl


    somefeen wrote: »
    Ended a 5 year relationship about two weeks ago. Now I'm a cocky ****er. Has anyone else experienced this? Is this my true identity that I forgot?
    I went into the pub last night and said to Barman "I'll have a cider for a change please Tony" in the most cocky way imaginable without realising it until afterwards. And I'm going out tonight dancing and I know, I KNOW, I'm gonna go at it like a mad ****er and totally rule the place with my awesome shapes.

    Why?

    I was the same as you op. 5 year relationship from 18 to 23, 25 now.

    The first 6 months was ****e. But the following year was the best year of my life. I was shifting all the girls, all of them. You can do what you want, drink beer when you want. Met some class girls. They are far more enshrined in the **** bank than the previous 5 years.

    One bit of wisdom though. Don't let her back into your life and try become friends with her. Happened me and I introduced her to my housemate who became my best friend that year.

    Turns out they had been shifting behind my back for a month. Called him a **** and left.


    The key for me was starting a new job and getting a career. Go out and enjoy your self. Be confident in asking girls for the shift. You have nothing to lose.

    Welcome to the best times of your life. I'll be your bro.


  • #55
    somefeen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,656 ✭✭✭somefeen


    Ah here. I put up this thread for the laugh expecting 20 pages of put downs. Is everyone on After Hours actually sound as ****?

    I'm feeling the love


  • #56
    Saralee4
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,077 ✭✭✭Saralee4


    somefeen wrote: »
    Ah here. I put up this thread for the laugh expecting 20 pages of put downs. Is everyone on After Hours actually sound as ****?

    I'm feeling the love

    Let me guess the motive, some of your newly found cockyness?


  • #57
    Chucken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    somefeen wrote: »
    Ah here. I put up this thread for the laugh expecting 20 pages of put downs. Is everyone on After Hours actually sound as ****?

    I'm feeling the love

    Were you not ''allowed'' to drink cider served by Tony before this?

    And why haven't you been dancing?


  • #58
    somefeen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,656 ✭✭✭somefeen


    I have been drinking cider and dancing, but now I do it with more gusto and bravado.


  • #59
    Cupcake_Crisis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    Renegade Mechanic wrote: »
    It's called freedom, op. The freedom to drink from the carton. The freedom to shave, only when complete strangers start commenting. The freedom to rattle windows with a belch, or your arse cheeks with a watery fart. The freedom to stick your ear buds to the wall, such is their wax content and slowly spell out hilarious profanities over a few months. The freedom to change your skiddies, only when the rot holes get so big, you can't decide which ones to put your legs through. Breath it in, op. That's not the smell of a man who washes when his eyes start watering or brushes his teeth when his breath starts stripping his own enamel. Thats the smell OF A FREE MAAAAN!!!!!

    You will never find a woman :eek::D


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