Real or satire?

ohnonotgmail · 09-04-2015 09:46PM

Summer wind wrote: »

She should be taken out and shot with a ball of her own ****e.

thats a phrase we dont hear enough these days. We need to make it cool again

09-04-2015 09:47PM

aunty kitty wrote: »

let the lady get married in whatever way she wants.

it's her special day.

what is it to anyone on here?

Because she has chosen to put the info into the public domain?

fleet_admiral · 09-04-2015 09:47PM

Summer wind wrote: »

She should be taken out and shot with a ball of her own ****e.

I love that phrase. Balls of her own shite

keeponhurling · 10-04-2015 12:20AM

osarusan wrote: »

How exactly the Irish Independent believed that this would be something even remotely interesting to its readership is beyond me.

I wouldn't generally ever defend the Indo, but before we go apportioning blame, have we discounted the question the OP raised that it might be satire ?

There's more than enough bad news in the papers, this gave me a chuckle at least

I know some people are bridezillas, but branded invites ?! Selecting cutlery ? Rugby "star" ?
I'd say it's a p!sstake and some people on this thread have been caught hook, line and sinker

sligojoek · 10-04-2015 12:23AM

The indo doing what it does best. Lifting stories from other sources.

diomed · 10-04-2015 12:27AM

Is he any good at running? Run.

DoYouEvenLift · 10-04-2015 12:31AM

Can't wait to read the sequel about how stressful it was for her picking out her outfit and accessories to wear to court for the divorce.

Diabhal Beag · 10-04-2015 01:31AM

Glad to hear Lisa is still alive. Thought one of those Xposé hosts died or something.

gramar · 10-04-2015 07:40AM

Diabhal Beag wrote: »

Glad to hear Lisa is still alive. Thought one of those Xposé hosts died or something.

Here is another one to add to the real or satire conundrum....

"Nadia Forde has hit out at Dublin radio station FM104 claiming they don't play her songs because her ex-boyfriend - DJ Mark Noble - works there"

- Here's an idea Nadia....maybe your records are ****. I must admit I've never heard any but I'd even go as far as to drop the 'maybe' from the above sentence.

"They're the only station in Ireland to never play my records. They don't even talk about me," the model/singer/reality star said.

The model/singer/reality star would really want to get over herself.

inforfun · 10-04-2015 08:22AM

That "article" makes me want to call her a lot of names in my own language.

Dont worry, mods, I will not.

What a hideous see you next tuesday.

10-04-2015 08:45AM

What's all this talk of money? What exactly do you think being one of about twenty xpose presenters pays?

somesoldiers · 10-04-2015 09:13AM

smash wrote: »

I couldn't read past "Vera Wang wedding invitations"

we had Vera Duckworth invites and I wore my Jack Duckworth glasses with a bit of masking tape holding them together

They hardly get paid that much from tv3 do they sure they have to split the Expose wage bill between Glen Gilsen, the blonde one, Lisa fitz, the snobby "skin is in" one, the weird looking new lad and some others I can't remember? it's generally the ones that don't really have it that want everyone else to think they have so are forever spouting this garbage

Yawlboy · 10-04-2015 09:25AM

I don't know what Xpose/Xposé/Expose is

Goat the dote · 10-04-2015 09:26AM

That was painful reading. My only hope for the cutlery was that it was there. And I certainly didn't go around checking the tables to see were they all to my standard

Ash.J.Williams · 10-04-2015 11:41AM

gramar wrote: »

Here is another one to add to the real or satire conundrum....

"Nadia Forde has hit out at Dublin radio station FM104 claiming they don't play her songs because her ex-boyfriend - DJ Mark Noble - works there"

- Here's an idea Nadia....maybe your records are ****. I must admit I've never heard any but I'd even go as far as to drop the 'maybe' from the above sentence.

"They're the only station in Ireland to never play my records. They don't even talk about me," the model/singer/reality star said.

The model/singer/reality star would really want to get over herself.

i listened to one of them for research purposes...."oooh feel the beat, the dj ....the lights......i touch the sky" etc....certainly no pete seeger!

somesoldiers · 10-04-2015 07:06PM

Ash.J.Williams wrote: »

i listened to one of them for research purposes...."oooh feel the beat, the dj ....the lights......i touch the sky" etc....certainly no pete seeger!

Quick catch her now on the 7 o'clock show, including exclusive previews of her tv show

somesoldiers · 10-04-2015 07:21PM

Poor Nadia looks bored, they are talking about Waterford not a word about LA or London, what sort of a show is not interested in them?

Hotblack Desiato · 10-04-2015 07:35PM

Look on the bright side. By the sound of that article, the economy is on the up and up.

No more do we have to read the tribulations of Indo "journalists" saddled with 450k mortgages for a "luxury" shoebox apartment with scenic views of an An Post depot

oh and who can't drive but paid another 30k for a parking space

Tarzana2 · 10-04-2015 07:50PM

efb wrote: »

It's the most vacuous article I've seen in a while- and that takes some doing with the indo!

Funny though.

Has she no self-awareness?

10-04-2015 08:23PM

She is being paid to mention all those brands she has to be nobody could be that self absorbed could they.

gramar · 10-04-2015 08:25PM

mariaalice wrote: »

She is being paid to mention all those brands she has to be nobody could be that self absorbed could they.

Sadly yes, they can.

suicide_circus · 10-04-2015 08:36PM

Who is Vera Wang? some kind of asian ladyboy who does stationary for vacuous assholes?

somesoldiers · 10-04-2015 09:04PM

suicide_circus wrote: »

Who is Vera Wang? some kind of asian ladyboy who does stationary for vacuous assholes?

He is a modrin Wiggins Teape

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