If you could have consensual sex with one person, who would it be? Mod Warning Post 1

efb · 06-04-2015 06:05AM

LadyAthame wrote: »

I wouldn't consent to a one night stand. I don't do them and I certainly don't fantasize about them.

Thanks for playing

Optimalprimerib · 06-04-2015 06:18AM

MRnotlob606 wrote: »

Emily Ratajkowski. Some rack on her for her petite build.

Petite? She's 5ft 7? Id class that as tall for a woman. Not criticising her sleepwithability though.

For my choice Alison brie.

fermanagh_man · 06-04-2015 06:24AM

Rachel Wyse

r93kaey5p2izun · 06-04-2015 06:39AM

What am I doing still awake at dawn giving serious thought to my choice for this thread?! Anyway Tom Hardy was the first person to pop into my head even before I read the OP, so that probably is the answer.

Because Tom Hardy is a renowned ass serious consideration was also given to the next people who came to mind - David Boreanaz and Mark Ruffalo. But since they're probably asses too for all I know (and certainly I think the former has a bad rep) then probably easiest just to stick with Tom.

Wang King · 06-04-2015 06:50AM

Sharleen Spiteri.....still hot as fck

MyKeyG · 06-04-2015 06:59AM

Gemma Arterton! Beautiful, sexy and that accent is hot. I'd tell her to use the filthiest words imaginable while we were doing the bizzo.

Mysterypunter · 06-04-2015 07:06AM

Cinthia Fernandez

orlyice · 06-04-2015 07:47AM

Channing Tatum..

skirtgirl · 06-04-2015 07:49AM

Kevin Bacon

Day Lewin · 06-04-2015 07:53AM

Daniel Craig

quickbeam · 06-04-2015 07:56AM

James Purefoy. Especially from his Mark Anthony days.

Mister Vain · 06-04-2015 08:03AM

efb wrote: »

I did not think it would be this difficult

AH is always this difficult.

I'd have to go with Margot Robbie.

desertcircus · 06-04-2015 08:08AM

Natalie Dormer, so very Natalie Dormer.

helimachoptor · 06-04-2015 08:13AM

Caroline morahan. So Damn fine

brilou23 · 06-04-2015 08:18AM

Kate upton

Wacker The Attacker · 06-04-2015 09:00AM

Kelly Brooke. I'd piledrive her through all manner of objects.

FortuneChip · 06-04-2015 09:05AM

Maria Sharapova, in a bathtub of Skittles, with the Band Of Brothers theme tune on a continuous loop in the background

rizzla · 06-04-2015 09:09AM

The Pope! Closest thing to doing God, right?

This has to have already been mentioned

Larbre34 · 06-04-2015 09:12AM

Kate Mara from House of Cards. The sassy little pocket rocket.

kylith · 06-04-2015 09:15AM

Guy Martin. That man gives 120% to everything he does, so I can only imagine it'd be a hell of a good night.

Conor Bourke · 06-04-2015 09:27AM

Truffle Pig. If he were a president, he would be Baberham Lincoln :pac:

Failing that, Idris Elba
/drool

lukesmom · 06-04-2015 09:35AM

I'd wander into the queen vic as a trainee barmaid and (mick) Danny dyer would take on the role of breaking me in so to speak.

vellori · 06-04-2015 09:42AM

Jeri Ellsworth!

supersean1999 · 06-04-2015 09:54AM

Megan fox

Señor Fancy Pants · 06-04-2015 10:04AM

Well if Alaskimo Cake is busy with Idris Elbow I would gladly settle for Michelle Monaghan.

Jaysis I'd really, really, really like to make sweet passionate love to her. we just haven't been in the same room as each other, that's the only reason why it hasn't happened yet, right?

Go Tobban · 06-04-2015 10:06AM

Holly Willoughby

Aesthetically, there are better looking women out there but the sex appeal she has is something else. Would be the best minute of my life!

PropJoe10 · 06-04-2015 10:10AM

Jennifer Lawrence

Pacing Mule · 06-04-2015 10:11AM

Go Tobban wrote: »

Holly Willoughby

Aesthetically, there are better looking women out there but the sex appeal she has is something else. Would be the best minute of my life!

You are only allowed sleep with her once.

rockatansky · 06-04-2015 10:15AM

Lauren Mayberry, lead singer of Scottish band Chvrches.

Santa Cruz · 06-04-2015 10:44AM

Twink' doggy style with Mary Lou McDonald watching

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