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If you could have consensual sex with one person, who would it be? Mod Warning Post 1

  • 06-04-2015 01:59AM
    #1
    efb
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    Fictional question if you could have sex with one person and in this mythical twilight zone they consented and agreed. Who would it be?

    One person and only one time.

    Tom Hardy

    mod note the "jokes" about consent being an option are not welcome on the site, at all. So drop it.


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  • #2
    Montroseee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,188 ✭✭✭Montroseee


    efb wrote: »
    Fictional question if you could have sex with one person and in this mythical twilight zone they consented and agreed. Who would it be?

    One and only one time.

    Tom Hardy

    You should have to state your gender as well.


  • #3
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Montroseee wrote: »
    You should have to state your gender as well.

    Why? My question. Gender not required


  • #4
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    The Cunning Linguist wrote: »
    Can I say their boards username?

    Can we keep boardsies out of it.

    I did not think it would be this difficult


  • #5
    Luke92
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 723 ✭✭✭Luke92


    Scarlett Johansson :D

    Absolute ride


  • #6
    Dozer Dave
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    Currently Denise Van Outen


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  • #7
    BobbyPropane
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    Natalie Dormer


  • #8
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Luke92 wrote: »
    Scarlett Johansson :D

    Absolute ride

    Cheers Luke

    Now that wasn't difficult, anyone else?


  • #9
    Summer wind
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,285 ✭✭✭Summer wind


    Paul Wesley.


  • #10
    Crackle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 960 ✭✭✭Crackle


    First name that popped into my head was Monica Bellucci.


  • #11
    KKkitty
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    Dwayne Johnson.


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  • #12
    Maximus Alexander
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    I can sleep with one person and they do consent.


  • #13
    Renegade Mechanic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,928 ✭✭✭Renegade Mechanic


    efb.. In a heartbeat.


  • #14
    diusmr8a504cvk
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    The pornstar Jacky Joy. Feel free to do your research ;)


  • #15
    efb
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    Renegade Mechanic wrote: »
    Efb. In a heartbeat.

    No boardsies. But pm me :P.


  • #16
    jacksie66
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    This post has been deleted.


  • #17
    Letree
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,005 ✭✭✭Letree


    Tonight that person would be Rita Ora


  • #18
    Necro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 58,686 ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Taylor Swift. That is all.


  • #19
    Sheep Lover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,730 ✭✭✭Sheep Lover


    Daniel O'Donnell


  • #20
    Kylo Ren
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,366 ✭✭✭✭Kylo Ren


    Necrominus wrote: »
    Taylor Swift. That is all.

    Then after she writes the inevitable song about you, you can sue for defamation for a few quid and launch your Kim Kardashian style career.

    The long con. I like your style.


  • #21
    Pedro K
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,226 ✭✭✭Pedro K


    Ariana Grande....


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  • #22
    Renegade Mechanic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,928 ✭✭✭Renegade Mechanic


    efb wrote: »
    No boardsies. But pm me :P.

    Er... Bluff successfully called :o Well played!


    Till next time...


  • #23
    Necro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 58,686 ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Keno wrote: »
    Then after she writes the inevitable song about you, you can sue for defamation for a few quid and launch your Kim Kardashian style career.

    The long con. I like your style.

    Dammit, they're onto me! Can I have an alternate? If so... Ronda Rousey.


  • #24
    Lyssa
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    Renegade Mechanic


  • #25
    efb
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    Necrominus wrote: »
    Dammit, they're onto me! Can I have an alternate? If so... Ronda Rousey.

    No changes, to you're stuck with Taylor


  • #26
    Necro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 58,686 ✭✭✭✭Necro


    efb wrote: »
    No changes, to you're stuck with Taylor

    Well if I absolutely have to...


  • #27
    Gunslinger92
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,901 ✭✭✭Gunslinger92


    Chris pine!


  • #28
    Mr_Muffin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 917 ✭✭✭Mr_Muffin


    Enda


  • #29
    efb
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    Mr_Muffin wrote: »
    Enda

    Kenny?


  • #30
    Sheep Lover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,730 ✭✭✭Sheep Lover


    efb wrote: »
    Kenny?

    Dame Edna


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  • #31
    porsche959
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    Got to be Anne Widdecombe.

    http://d.ibtimes.co.uk/en/full/265161/ann-widdecombe.jpg


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