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Trivial things that annoy you part 479

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,215 ✭✭✭Samsgirl


    TA that my husband is taking the p*ss out me all day just cos I asked him if dragons existed the same time as the dinosaurs.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,071 ✭✭✭Rosie Rant


    Seatbelts that work TOO well - restricting both movement and breathing.

    Sitting beside a camera wh*re guy at a televised event who is giving peace signs and waving every time he THINKS the camera MIGHT be on him and looking to his left during the entire thing to see where the camera is.

    People who chew weirdly - sounds like a gummy cow.

    Being clumsy - need to buy more cups and glasses!

    Having an awful memory - I forgot something significant was happening this week and I feel awful :( .

    Generally being hopeless!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Smidge


    I am TA by a very recent development.
    I have worn glasses since childhood. In the past few weeks I find myself constantly looking over them when reading, typing etc.
    Now my eyes hurt :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,018 ✭✭✭Bridge93


    It can be quite annoying when you are starting a new roll of toilet paper and you don't get the first break right and kind of tear the paper in two. Ruins the whole ****ing roll.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 279 ✭✭Angry_Mammarys


    Every night when I go up to bed and finally get all cosy and settled in, I hear the familiar patter of feet strolling up the stairs, then I can hear crying and whinging and heavy breathing until I feel so guilty I let the little sh!t in! he is the most irritating dog in the world! he then bullies his way into my bed and I feel too bad to kick him out:mad:

    Why doesn't he just come up when I go up ?!?!?:confused::confused:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 905 ✭✭✭StompToWork


    Every night when I go up to bed and finally get all cosy and settled in, I hear the familiar patter of feet strolling up the stairs, then I can hear crying and whinging and heavy breathing until I feel so guilty I let the little sh!t in! he is the most irritating dog in the world! he then bullies his way into my bed and I feel too bad to kick him out:mad:

    Why doesn't he just come up when I go up ?!?!?:confused::confused:

    OMFG, I so know what you mean.

    I'm walking around the house, doing my few bits and bobs, and Deefor just stands in the kitchen looking at me! I finish up, and head for my chair, and he's still there looking at me. Then, as soon as my ass hits the cushion, he moves over to the door, stares out and then looks at me to be let out. Like, why the hell does he have to wait until I JUST SIT DOWN!!!!!

    I know, I know, I'm re-enforcing the behaviour by then getting up and letting him out, but jeez, we all need something to moan about, right?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 279 ✭✭Angry_Mammarys


    OMFG, I so know what you mean.

    I'm walking around the house, doing my few bits and bobs, and Deefor just stands in the kitchen looking at me! I finish up, and head for my chair, and he's still there looking at me. Then, as soon as my ass hits the cushion, he moves over to the door, stares out and then looks at me to be let out. Like, why the hell does he have to wait until I JUST SIT DOWN!!!!!

    I know, I know, I'm re-enforcing the behaviour by then getting up and letting him out, but jeez, we all need something to moan about, right?

    They're reinforcing their dominance !!:mad::mad: Brats :(

    Deefor is a fantastic name!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 905 ✭✭✭StompToWork


    They're reinforcing their dominance !!:mad::mad: Brats :(

    Deefor is a fantastic name!

    Thanks.

    Sometimes, I attempt to reinforce my dominance by not letting him out, but he protests by fouling my carpet.*

    *This statement was meant as comedy. StompToWork is aware of his dog's needs, and attempts to fulfil them as best he can without causing harm, or even discomfort, to his dog.**

    **However, there was this one time, where I wasn't paying attention and......................


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 279 ✭✭Angry_Mammarys


    Thanks.

    Sometimes, I attempt to reinforce my dominance by not letting him out, but he protests by fouling my carpet.*

    *This statement was meant as comedy. StompToWork is aware of his dog's needs, and attempts to fulfil them as best he can without causing harm, or even discomfort, to his dog.**

    **However, there was this one time, where I wasn't paying attention and......................


    He relieved himself using the toilet ???:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 905 ✭✭✭StompToWork


    He relieved himself using the toilet ???:D

    HIS toilet. Which is pretty much any flat surface!!!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 279 ✭✭Angry_Mammarys


    HIS toilet. Which is pretty much any flat surface!!!!

    That's the worst:mad:

    My one is now growling and shuddering because he senses someone is within 2 miles of the house, how dare they like ?!:rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 905 ✭✭✭StompToWork


    That's the worst:mad:

    My one is now growling and shuddering because he senses someone is within 2 miles of the house, how dare they like ?!:rolleyes:

    It's almost like they think we can't take care of ourselves or them!! "Just relax, there's nothing there, and if there is, I've got it. Calm yourself".

    Do they think they are superior to us, or something.

    How VERY dare they!!! ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,937 ✭✭✭galljga1


    OMFG, I so know what you mean.

    I'm walking around the house, doing my few bits and bobs, and Deefor just stands in the kitchen looking at me! I finish up, and head for my chair, and he's still there looking at me. Then, as soon as my ass hits the cushion, he moves over to the door, stares out and then looks at me to be let out. Like, why the hell does he have to wait until I JUST SIT DOWN!!!!!

    I know, I know, I'm re-enforcing the behaviour by then getting up and letting him out, but jeez, we all need something to moan about, right?

    You have to be strict with your husband or else this type of behaviour develops.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    TA at easter eggs. Chocolate before breakfast - its a step too far people!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,071 ✭✭✭Rosie Rant


    TA at easter eggs. Chocolate before breakfast - its a step too far people!

    Don't judge me! :(


  • Posts: 14,242 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Every night when I go up to bed and finally get all cosy and settled in, I hear the familiar patter of feet strolling up the stairs, then I can hear crying and whinging and heavy breathing until I feel so guilty I let the little sh!t in! he is the most irritating dog in the world!
    I'm so glad you said dog. Wasn't sure where this story was going...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    Dawn Mass. Now I know that a lot of people find comfort visiting the graves of their loved ones and that's all fine, that being said, what dafuq is with this shi* of Dawn Mass on Easter Sunday? It doesn't make sense to me. If you believe in life after death, then all that remains in the grave is a shell, if you don't believe in life after death, then all that remains in the grave is a shell. What in the hell is the point in God botherers waking the rest of us up at stupid o'clock in the morning?

    Twenty to 7 this morning and I shi* you not, I could hear the stereo in the cemetery 1 mile away, blasting out fcuking hymns.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,180 ✭✭✭✭One eyed Jack


    Dawn Mass. Now I know that a lot of people find comfort visiting the graves of their loved ones and that's all fine, that being said, what dafuq is with this shi* of Dawn Mass on Easter Sunday? It doesn't make sense to me. If you believe in life after death, then all that remains in the grave is a shell, if you don't believe in life after death, then all that remains in the grave is a shell. What in the hell is the point in God botherers waking the rest of us up at stupid o'clock in the morning?

    Twenty to 7 this morning and I shi* you not, I could hear the stereo in the cemetery 1 mile away, blasting out fcuking hymns.


    I had to read that twice, "the stereo in the cemetery", that's all sorts of wrong, right there :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,333 ✭✭✭deise08


    When you're lying down texting. Your phone slips. you can see it coming but there's nothing you can do, and then...

    crack!

    Right into your forhead!

    And now you've a bruise! Every facial expression now hurts :):)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    I had to read that twice, "the stereo in the cemetery", that's all sorts of wrong, right there :pac:

    The choir were probably too hungover to turn up. :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    I had to read that twice, "the stereo in the cemetery", that's all sorts of wrong, right there :pac:

    I wonder who was playing?

    Rock DeValera and The Grave Diggers maybe:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,347 ✭✭✭bobbyss


    OMFG, I so know what you mean.

    People who use so instead of, for example, before an adjective.
    People who use OMG, or derivatives thereof. They are so adolescent.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,495 ✭✭✭KatW4


    The inevitable family arguments at Easter/Christmas/New Years dinners!


  • Posts: 26,219 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Vague bitchiness annoys me. People who don't want to put any effort into getting along with others, so just make their contempt for people known by being nasty for no reason. It costs nothing to be nice.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,937 ✭✭✭galljga1


    People who finish my


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,441 ✭✭✭Trebor176


    galljga1 wrote: »
    People who finish my

    . . .sentences :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,937 ✭✭✭galljga1


    Trebor176 wrote: »
    . . .sentences :p

    There is always one.:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 919 ✭✭✭Joe prim


    jimgoose wrote: »
    It has only recently come to my attention that the word "simples", annoying as it is, originates from that blasted insurance ferret thing in the "Compare the Market" advertisements. I hadn't realised this because that kind of crap is nearly always killed with the mute button in our house. For some reason I am not able rightly to apprehend, this trivially annoys me. Grrr! :D

    I just hate people who confuse ferrets with meerkats, really gets my groat!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,333 ✭✭✭deise08


    Best to stay away from the 'compare the meerkat' site so :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Mickey H


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    I wonder who was playing?

    Rock DeValera and The Grave Diggers maybe:D

    What was the opening act?

    Death Metal Bitch??


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