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Best part of a human to eat?

  • 04-04-2015 08:34AM
    #1
    Oranage2
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    So if we can look past the taboo of eating human flesh and imagine it was socially acceptable. What parts would be the tastiest in your opinion?

    So this idea came to me as I've had food poisoning for the past 2 days and haven't been able to eat much. I love animal ribs and I started feeling my own, they're not quite as meaty as as animal ribs so probably wouldn't be that nice. Next I looked at my fingers, and thought, yes they probably taste like chicken wings.

    So I'd say the human hand is probably the tastiest.


    what says ye AH?


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  • #2
    Larianne
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    Too early in the morning for this thread. :o


  • #3
    [Deleted User]
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    Well, I don't want to be vulgar, but if you like sausages...


  • #4
    Sheep Lover
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    The arse cheeks


  • #5
    El Horseboxo
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    The vagina. I'm already a dirty cannibal in that respect.


  • #6
    aaakev
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    Sheep Lover wrote: »
    The arse cheeks

    Thats the first thought i had too, wanna share?


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  • #7
    gjc
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    I'd go to the doctor... You're obviously running a fever


  • #8
    Sheep Lover
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    aaakev wrote: »
    Thats the first thought i had too, wanna share?

    I want the left cheek.

    Who gets the "hole" in this fleshy doughnut?


  • #9
    jester77
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    Deep fried ears with a squeeze of lemon.


  • #10
    [Deleted User]
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    The best meat is in the rump


  • #11
    Fr_Dougal
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    Oranage2 wrote: »
    So if we can look past the taboo of eating human flesh and imagine it was socially acceptable. What parts would be the tastiest in your opinion?

    So this idea came to me as I've had food poisoning for the past 2 days and haven't been able to eat much. I love animal ribs and I started feeling my own, they're not quite as meaty as as animal ribs so probably wouldn't be that nice. Next I looked at my fingers, and thought, yes they probably taste like chicken wings.

    So I'd say the human hand is probably the tastiest.


    what says ye AH?

    The hand? Nope. I'd imagine that would taste nothing like chicken wings. It would have feck all meat on it and be full of tendons.

    Of course there's only one way to know, you'll have to chop your hand off and eat it.


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  • #12
    Sinfonia
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    Well, I don't want to be vulgar, but if you like sausages...

    Do you mean penis?
    You mean penis, right?


  • #13
    Señor Fancy Pants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,628 ✭✭✭Señor Fancy Pants


    Larianne wrote: »
    Too early in the morning for this thread. :o

    Wha'? ya don't fancy some ears for brekkie?


  • #14
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 22,384 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Sinfonia wrote: »
    Do you mean penis?
    You mean penis, right?

    Or, if the victim is heavy, fingers.


  • #15
    deise08
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    Well it all depends on the diet of the person being eaten ,what they would taste like.


  • #16
    Wang King
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    When it comes to eating pussy, Hannibal Lechter has nothing on me!!


  • #17
    Spudmonkey
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    El Horseboxo wrote: »
    The vagina. I'm already a dirty cannibal in that respect.

    Great username


  • #18
    One eyed Jack
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    deise08 wrote: »
    Well it all depends on the diet of the person being ate,what they would taste like.


    Durrty :pac:


    I'd say a nice thigh myself, with some fava beans, washed down with a nice chianti :p


    What a weird thread... Carry on :D


  • #19
    Mr.Crinklewood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,983 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    Sinfonia wrote: »
    Do you mean penis?
    You mean penis, right?

    I just hope,he knows no one called "Quinn", people say his penis tastes lovely.


  • #20
    Sinfonia
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    Or, if the victim is heavy, fingers.

    Just like chicken wings, I'm told.


  • #21
    Barney224
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    Deep fried bingo wings! Yummmm


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  • #22
    galljga1
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    Well, Clarice - have the lambs stopped screaming?


  • #23
    Michellenman
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    I've tried the inside of my own cheek more times than I can count , it's not bad.


  • #24
    [Deleted User]
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    Surely the loins would be the best cut of meat?

    I see what you mean about the hand, OP. I'm absolutely starving for chicken wings right now


  • #25
    The_Valeyard
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    Brains!!

    And you get to eat the gooey goodness inside.



    Bonus could be start of the zombie apocalypse.


  • #26
    Woshy
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    I read somewhere the best part of a human to eat is the ball of the thumb - I think cannibals had given that info. Weird


  • #27
    NotYourYear20
    Closed Accounts Posts: 277 ✭✭NotYourYear20


    El Horseboxo wrote: »
    The vagina. I'm already a dirty cannibal in that respect.

    Wang King wrote: »
    When it comes to eating pussy, Hannibal Lechter has nothing on me!!

    Yet I'd say if it came up and hit both of ye in the face, ye wouldn't have a clue what it was.


  • #28
    kneemos
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    Don't know how much blood we could eat without getting sick.
    Probably need to be well cooked I'd imagine.


  • #29
    Raging_Ninja
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    Nothing. You can catch pretty much any disease from eating another human. It's why there's a food chain - you eat the animals beneath you.


  • #30
    kneemos
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    If you were eating a pregnant woman the foetus would be lovely and tender.


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  • #31
    MadDog76
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    I'd eat boobs in a lollipop/ice-cream cone kinda way ..........


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