New proclamation - what should be in it?

The draft text of the new 2016 Proclamation has been announced.

EACNAMAÍOCHT NA hÉIREANN
THE PROVISIONAL GOVERNMENT
OF IRELAND INC.™

TO THE PEOPLE OF IRELAND INC.™

IRISHMEN AND IRISHWOMEN: In the name of the God of Money and of the multi-national corporations which she serves, and of the dead banks through which she receives her old tradition of cronyism, Ireland Inc.™, through us, summons her children to her brand and renounces her freedom.

Having organised and trained her worker bees through her corporate media, under the command of Denis O'Brien, and pro-business organisations, the Irish Business Employers' Confederation and the Irish Banking Federation, having patiently perfected her discipline, having resolutely waited for the right moment to reveal itself, she now seizes that moment, buoyed by the absence of her exiled children in America, Australia, Britain and elsewhere, and supported by gallant allies in the EU, but relying in the first on her own weakness, she strikes in full confidence of victory.

We declare the right of secondary bondholders, of the wider financial industry, of the government of Germany, and of US multi-national corporations to the ownership of Ireland Inc.™ and to the unfettered control of Irish destinies, to be sovereign and indefeasible. The long usurpation of that right by a native people, but not governments, has not extinguished the right, nor can it ever be extinguished except by the destruction of the Ireland Inc.™ In every generation the Irish people have asserted their right to national freedom and sovereignty; eight times during the past four hundred years they have asserted it in arms. Standing on that fundamental right and usurping it via economic forecasts by discredited economists in the face of the world, we hereby proclaim the Ireland Inc.™ as a Vassal State, and we pledge our lives and the lives of our cronies in banks to the cause of its occupation, of the destruction of what little is left of its social welfare, and of its exaltation among free market economies.

Ireland Inc.™ is entitled to, and hereby claims, the allegiance of every Irishman and Irishwoman. Ireland Inc.™ guarantees a clampdown on civil liberty, the right of all its young people to work for minimum wage or preferably for free, equal rights and equal opportunities to all its banks, and declares its resolve to pursue the happiness and prosperity of the whole of the business community and of all its parts, cherishing all of the children of its crony friends equally, and oblivious of the flimsy rules carefully written by a compliant Financial Regulator, which has deliberately and effectively alienated the majority from the minority in the past.

Until our links to business have been strengthened sufficiently for the opportune moment for the establishment of a permanent Occupational Government, representative of the whole of the financial industry and wider business community and elected by nobody, the Provisional Government, hereby constituted, will administer the civil and military affairs of Ireland Inc.™ in trust for business.

We place the cause of Ireland Inc.™ under the protection of the Most High God of Money, whose blessing we invoke upon our suits, and we pray that no one who serves that cause will dishonour it by bravery, humanity, or protest. In this supreme hour Ireland Inc.™, by its valour and discipline, and by the readiness of its children to sacrifice themselves for the good of business, prove itself worthy of the august destiny to which it is called.

Signed on behalf of the Provisional Government:

ENDA KENNY
MICHAEL NOONAN JOAN BURTON
A.D. MERKEL EAMONN GILMORE
PHILIP HOGAN LORD BRUTON OF BOYNESIDE