was i wrong

dartsplayer · 28-03-2015 03:00PM #1

my background is i was in a long term relationship. i broke up a year ago and have only recently gone out looking for girls, now i don't remember anything about the ediquit of chatting up women. anyway i was chatting to a girl for a long time a bloke who id met before and thought was a nice guy came up and started chatting to her i got annoyed and started to swear at him a lot very direct. till he went away. was i wrong.

Señor Fancy Pants · 28-03-2015 03:01PM

Also, try peeing on her leg next time. That means she's yours.

Kevin McCloud · 28-03-2015 03:01PM

Was this before or after school?

Help!!!! · 28-03-2015 03:01PM

dartsplayer wrote: »

my background is i was in a long term relationship. i broke up a year ago and have only recently gone out looking for girls, now i don't remember anything about the ediquit of chatting up women. anyway i was chatting to a girl for a long time a bloke who id met before and thought was a nice guy came up and started chatting to her i got annoyed and started to swear at him a lot very direct. till he went away. was i wrong.

Did you get the girl?

jamesbere · 28-03-2015 03:03PM

Yes, you were very wrong.

up for anything · 28-03-2015 03:05PM

I shall forward you my ediquit tips on receipt of your postal order for €20.00.

dartsplayer · 28-03-2015 03:05PM

well i went off with her and two other couples to copper face jacks. it was like 3am. she seemed to be annoyed anyway she went off with some other bloke

jamesbere · 28-03-2015 03:05PM

Truffle Pig wrote: »

Also, try peeing on her leg next time. That means she's yours.

Also start growling if another fella comes near her

Nib · 28-03-2015 03:05PM

Ediquit.

arybvtcw0eolkf · 28-03-2015 03:06PM

All's fair in love & war my friend, I'd have told someone to f*ck off in that situation too.

Renegade Mechanic · 28-03-2015 03:06PM

Wow, that's an attractive trait, op. Strongly recommend you do something about that.

Gran Hermano · 28-03-2015 03:07PM

jamesbere wrote: »

Also start growling if another fella comes near her

Feck that half assed growling, you need to cut to the chase.
Times like that call for full on barking and howling.

YouTookMyName · 28-03-2015 03:07PM

Do i dr.zoidburg dance next time op. She'll be yours forever then, sorted.

recylingbin · 28-03-2015 03:28PM

If you lick her, you own her.
Cat law.

CarrickMcJoe · 28-03-2015 03:35PM

So you paid into Coppers for her and some other guy gets the ride...too bad!

Specialun · 28-03-2015 03:37PM

No. Once she engaged in convo you own her.

tomwaterford · 28-03-2015 03:42PM

dartsplayer wrote: »

my background is i was in a long term relationship. i broke up a year ago and have only recently gone out looking for girls, now i don't remember anything about the ediquit of chatting up women. anyway i was chatting to a girl for a long time a bloke who id met before and thought was a nice guy came up and started chatting to her i got annoyed and started to swear at him a lot very direct. till he went away. was i wrong.

Why did you start swearing at him

dartsplayer · 28-03-2015 03:48PM

cause he was interupting me in my chatting up of her, he could see i was into her. hmmm.... i do seem a bit childish but what else was i supposed to do

Tugboats · 28-03-2015 03:49PM

tomwaterford wrote: »

Why did you start swearing at him

It was his first bit of female contact in over a year and someone tried to take it away from him

tomwaterford · 28-03-2015 04:00PM

dartsplayer wrote: »

cause he was interupting me in my chatting up of her, he could see i was into her. hmmm.... i do seem a bit childish but what else was i supposed to do

Emm....sure move on.....if she's not into you

There's thousands of single wans out there....very few are worth getting wound up and curseing at randomers over....life's too short??

Gran Hermano · 28-03-2015 04:03PM

Big roll of labels. That's what you need OP.
Get ready well in advance of your next night out.
Rig up the old PC and printer and print off a few dozen labels with PROPERTY OF DARTSPLAYER. As soon as you spot any member of the opposite sex make sure you affix one of the labels to her forehead. Might be worth checking on Viking direct if they stock extra sticky labels. If you use the labels properly it should help avoid any future misunderstanding with other guys in the pub.

The Diabolical Monocle · 28-03-2015 04:04PM

dartsplayer wrote: »

cause he was interupting me in my chatting up of her, he could see i was into her. hmmm.... i do seem a bit childish but what else was i supposed to do

step back a few meters and throw darts at his bulls eye.

kowloon · 28-03-2015 04:05PM

jamesbere wrote: »

Also start growling if another fella comes near her

I puff out my hair and stand on my hind legs to look big. It also helps that my arse is the reddest in the land.

dartsplayer · 28-03-2015 04:26PM

but it was if he was bothering her and wouldn't go away. i'm not sure. i do realise women are capable of saying no. maybe i was in the wrong. i dont know

Cee-Jay-Cee · 28-03-2015 04:56PM

dartsplayer wrote: »

well i went off with her and two other couples to copper face jacks. it was like 3am. she seemed to be annoyed anyway she went off with some other bloke

Her first impression of you was an angry stranger who swears at people he doesn't know, it's no surprise she went off with some other bloke. You came across as possessive jealous and bad tempered. Now ask yourself again if you were wrong and be truthful.

whatismyname · 28-03-2015 05:05PM

dartsplayer wrote: »

was i wrong.

yes

lol

28-03-2015 05:08PM

Women can't make their own choices and evaluations. Women are distracted by the first male to lay claim and chat to them in an evening.
Under no circumstances should women subsequently be allowed any conversation or interaction with another male ...

Timberrrrrrrr · 28-03-2015 05:10PM

dartsplayer wrote: »

well i went off with her and two other couples to copper face jacks. it was like 3am. she seemed to be annoyed anyway she went off with some other bloke

I think you just answered your own question.

endacl · 28-03-2015 05:11PM

dartsplayer wrote: »

cause he was interupting me in my chatting up of her, he could see i was into her. hmmm.... i do seem a bit childish but what else was i supposed to do

Move on?

The_Valeyard · 28-03-2015 05:17PM

>>>>>Relationship Forum>>>>>>>

Desolation Of Smug · 28-03-2015 05:23PM

Next time, start throwing slaps. People remember stuff like that - it will save having to keep swearing at new lads that encroach. Women love a lad who fights over them..possibly.

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