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Turn a song in to average language and see can anyone guess it

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  • #1232
    theboy1
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 216 ✭✭theboy1


    All this chatter of increasing in years is having a negative effect on me my buddy,
    Similar to a feline in a sack waiting to drown

    Chorus:
    The mind altering substances fail to function, they just create an even less desirable situation.


  • #1233
    bonzodog2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,317 ✭✭✭bonzodog2


    theboy1 wrote: »
    All this chatter of increasing in years is having a negative effect on me my buddy,
    Similar to a feline in a sack waiting to drown

    Chorus:
    The mind altering substances fail to function, they just create an even less desirable situation.

    The Drugs Don't work - the verve ?


  • #1234
    Adam anto
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 155 ✭✭Adam anto


    bonzodog2 wrote: »
    Nick Cave - Into My Arms

    (top song BTW)

    Yep and yep!!


  • #1235
    MelanieC
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,883 ✭✭✭MelanieC


    Swaying aquatic reptile was far off in the distance.


  • #1236
    ceadaoin.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,663 ✭✭✭ceadaoin.


    MelanieC wrote: »
    Swaying aquatic reptile was far off in the distance.


    Crocodile Rock?


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  • #1237
    Bongalongherb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭Bongalongherb


    As I went home on a faturday morning, as fat as fat can be, I saw fat girls beside my bed where my ole fat-arse should be. Well I called me wife and I said to her, will you kindly tell to me who owns that fat above my fat where my ole fat arse should be ?.

    Ah you're stoned you're stoned you silly fat fcuk so stoned you cannot see, that's a lovely fat Cushion that my mother sent to me.


  • #1238
    Choochtown
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,522 ✭✭✭Choochtown


    Bongalongherb wrote: »
    As I went home on a saturday morning, as fat as fat can be, I saw fat girls beside my bed where my ole fat-arse should be. Well I called me wife and I said to her, will you kindly tell to me who owns that fat above my fat where my ole fat should be ?.

    Ah you're stoned you're stoned you silly fat fcuk so stoned you cannot see, that's a lovely fat Cushion that my mother sent to me.


    Is it "the Killing Moon" by Echo and the Bunnymen?


  • #1239
    coolhull
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    Easy-peasy one!

    I'm familiar with an elderly female who digested an insect. . . .
    Why she would digest an insect is a mystery
    I have a feeling she may well expire as a result


  • #1240
    Foggy Jew
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 819 ✭✭✭Foggy Jew


    coolhull wrote: »
    Easy-peasy one!

    I'm familiar with an elderly female who digested an insect. . . .
    Why she would digest an insect is a mystery
    I have a feeling she may well expire as a result

    I know an old woman who swallowed a fly.... :)

    It's the bally ballyness of it that makes it all seem so bally bally.



  • #1241
    Foggy Jew
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 819 ✭✭✭Foggy Jew


    In a place, beyond a meteorological phenomenon caused by reflection, refraction and dispersion of water droplets, a at considerable altitude, exists a country, previously only described to me in nocturnal sleep inducing warbling....

    It's the bally ballyness of it that makes it all seem so bally bally.



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  • #1242
    coolhull
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    Foggy Jew wrote: »
    In a place, beyond a meteorological phenomenon caused by reflection, refraction and dispersion of water droplets, a at considerable altitude, exists a country, previously only described to me in nocturnal sleep inducing warbling....

    Somewhere over the Rainbow. .


  • #1243
    Frigating
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 249 ✭✭Frigating


    Foggy Jew wrote: »
    In a place, beyond a meteorological phenomenon caused by reflection, refraction and dispersion of water droplets, a at considerable altitude, exists a country, previously only described to me in nocturnal sleep inducing warbling....

    Somewhere Over The Rainbow

    EDIT:Oops, nevermind me


  • #1244
    coolhull
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    Old Englebert Humperdinck favourite. . .for people of a certain vintage!


    I pondered as to whether I should leave or remain
    The orchestra had just one more melody in its repetoire
    Then, with a sideways glance, I spotted you
    _A small female, by yourself, and very timid.
    You and I swayed to the rhythm of the final melody
    A pair of sad individuals, united
    I lost my heart to you
    The final classical tune should be endless


  • #1245
    Ghost Buster
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭Ghost Buster


    When I quit my East Mayo home town my maiden head was testament to my sexual nieveity


  • #1246
    MelanieC
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,883 ✭✭✭MelanieC


    coolhull wrote: »
    Old Englebert Humperdinck favourite. . .for people of a certain vintage!


    I pondered as to whether I should leave or remain
    The orchestra had just one more melody in its repetoire
    Then, with a sideways glance, I spotted you
    _A small female, by yourself, and very timid.
    You and I swayed to the rhythm of the final melody
    A pair of sad individuals, united
    I lost my heart to you
    The final classical tune should be endless

    The Last Waltz!


  • #1247
    lukesmom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,400 ✭✭✭lukesmom


    You have my telephone number now it's up to you to ring me, your aware that I'll hurry to you and assist you in changing the look of your walls, I'll mow your back garden, don't need to appear to be tough to avail of my male chicken :)


  • #1248
    coolhull
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    MelanieC wrote: »
    The Last Waltz!

    Go Melanie!


  • #1249
    Ayls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58 ✭✭Ayls


    Now I'm living my life one day at a time since losing your love I've been losing my mind, no more can I see the future so clear and it's not what I mean, I mean it's not what it seems, I just keep living for dreams.


  • #1250
    MelanieC
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,883 ✭✭✭MelanieC


    Ayls wrote: »
    Now I'm living my life one day at a time since losing your love I've been losing my mind, no more can I see the future so clear and it's not what I mean, I mean it's not what it seems, I just keep living for dreams.

    Gotta Write A Classic - Adrian Gurwitz. Love that song. You didn't change the lyrics tho?!


  • #1251
    Ayls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58 ✭✭Ayls


    Oopps........sorry joined the thread late, didn't realise the rules ! I'll try another one :)


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  • #1252
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    "hippie dissertation"


  • #1253
    coolhull
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    When I was in my childhood I attended a centre of learning
    I’d be seated at my desk , feeling like a gobsh*te
    The tutor educated us, and taught us all we needed in life
    She possessed a long rod that had a curve at one end
    She would recite, numerically, as Gaelge
    The numbers one, two, three, then repeat them
    One, two , three, and more
    But basically, I hadn't a fcukin’ clue regarding the Irish language


  • #1254
    MelanieC
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,883 ✭✭✭MelanieC


    Aon Focail Eile - Richie Kavanagh?


  • #1255
    coolhull
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    ^^^

    Spot on :D


  • #1256
    bjork
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,554 ✭✭✭bjork


    I'm not going to live for much longer
    I'm too busy to fix the slates on the roof
    I've no time to repair the floor

    No time to put a drop of oil on the hinges
    or fix the broken window
    I'm not going to have any use for this house anymore, I'm going to die



    Aaoou!!


  • #1257
    bjork
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,554 ✭✭✭bjork


    Wacker The Attacker wrote: »
    "hippie dissertation"

    Technohead - I want to be a hippy


  • #1258
    coolhull
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    bjork wrote: »
    I'm not going to live for much longer
    I'm too busy to fix the slates on the roof
    I've no time to repair the floor

    No time to put a drop of oil on the hinges
    or fix the broken window
    I'm not going to have any use for this house anymore, I'm going to die



    Aaoou!!

    This Ole House - Shakin' Stephens?


  • #1259
    spud82
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 654 ✭✭✭spud82


    basically having you around every day improves things all the time


  • #1260
    MelanieC
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,883 ✭✭✭MelanieC


    I have no interest in some puny lightweight nor someone of ambiguous gender.


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  • #1261
    wally79
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,947 ✭✭✭wally79


    spud82 wrote: »
    basically having you around every day improves things all the time

    Better - tom Baxter?


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