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Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

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  • #8102
    MsBubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    One of ours did that recently. At least it was kind of near the toilet. Better luck next time :)

    Tyger graced us with a poop in the downstairs loo a couple of weeks ago.
    Luckily for me it's a tiled floor so it was scrubbed and bleached repeatedly.


  • #8103
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,201 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Humans shít all the time in our toilet and it's like....right beside the shower. :pac:

    I assume that all persons there present jettison into the toilet-bowl in the standard manner. Also, the human persons are rather less likely to carry various interesting diseases such as salmonella, leptospirosis and bubonic plague. :pac:


  • #8104
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    KatW4 wrote: »
    Gross! We keep all of the upstairs doors closed when we are out so thankfully no shower incidents. We did have one of them poo all over the couch and it wasn't solid.... :eek::mad:


    Isn't the shower better than the couch though? It's a non-fabric surface, easily cleaned due to proximity of hot water, and in the room which one is least likely to be dining in.:p


  • #8105
    Maximus Alexander
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,080 ✭✭✭✭Maximus Alexander


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Humans shít all the time in our toilet and it's like....right beside the shower. :pac:

    In some cases humans will just do it right there in the shower.


  • #8106
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    jimgoose wrote: »
    I assume that all persons there present jettison into the toilet-bowl in the standard manner. Also, the human persons are rather less likely to carry various interesting diseases such as salmonella, leptospirosis and bubonic plague. :pac:


    Let me introduce you to my neanderthal brother... I take it you haven't met :)

    On the disease issue...I think most of us can say we've caught more diseases from people than we have from animals.

    Stop giggling at the back, I'm not talking about STI's :pac:


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  • #8107
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Maximus Alexander wrote: »
    In some cases humans will just do it right there in the shower.


    Oh god, the to pee or not to pee in the shower debate again :(


  • #8108
    Maximus Alexander
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,080 ✭✭✭✭Maximus Alexander


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Oh god, the to pee or not to pee in the shower debate again :(

    FWIW, I think the practice is rank. ;)


  • #8109
    KatW4
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,495 ✭✭✭KatW4


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Isn't the shower better than the couch though? It's a non-fabric surface, easily cleaned due to proximity of hot water, and in the room which one is least likely to be dining in.:p

    You are right! I have no brain sometimes :P


  • #8110
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    MsBubbles wrote: »
    Tyger graced us with a poop in the downstairs loo a couple of weeks ago.
    Luckily for me it's a tiled floor so it was scrubbed and bleached repeatedly.


    Bleach is a funny thing when dealing with cats. Once they pee somewhere they tend to fall in love with said place and keep going back to the smell of ammonia. Bleach actually makes this worse since it too is ammonia. The acetic acid in vinegar will crystallise out the ammonia, and can then be followed with regular cleaner :)


  • #8111
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Oh God....why do I know this.... :(


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  • #8112
    whiskeyman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    TA: Bars of soaps with other peoples pubes embedded in them.


    TA: Bars of soap in general.


    Does anyone still buy soap??

    Except for maybe the prison showers so I hear?


  • #8113
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,201 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Oh God....why do I know this.... :(

    You don't. Bleach is not ammonia, it's usually some sort of peroxide or chlorite. The latter type reacts with ammonia (or vinegar!) to produce tasty treats like nitrogen trichloride. Chlorus acid FTW, bah - napalm in the morning!


  • #8114
    whiskeyman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    TA - unripe bananas.
    You're too hard and odd tasting*

    RIPEN FASTER DAMNIT!!!









    *stop sniggering in the back!


  • #8115
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    jimgoose wrote: »
    You don't. Bleach is not ammonia, it's usually some sort of peroxide or chlorite. The latter type reacts with ammonia (or vinegar!) to produce tasty treats like nitrogen trichloride. Chlorus acid FTW, bah - napalm in the morning!

    My f.uckers are still alive.


  • #8116
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    whiskeyman wrote: »
    TA - unripe bananas.
    You're too hard and odd tasting*

    RIPEN FASTER DAMNIT!!!











    *stop sniggering in the back!

    :D:D


  • #8117
    Colser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    whiskeyman wrote: »
    TA - unripe bananas.
    You're too hard and odd tasting*

    RIPEN FASTER DAMNIT!!!







    *stop sniggering in the back!
    TA Bananas that ripen prematurely..:D


  • #8118
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    KatW4 wrote: »
    Gross! We keep all of the upstairs doors closed when we are out so thankfully no shower incidents. We did have one of them poo all over the couch and it wasn't solid.... :eek::mad:

    That's odd, your couch is not solid?:D


  • #8119
    MsBubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    Whiskeyman place said banana in a brown paper bag with avocado overnight hey presto ripe banana.
    TA can't say Bah nana now except like a Minion from Despicable Me


  • #8120
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
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    Hozier. State of him and his music


  • #8121
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,201 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    Hozier. State of him and his music

    Don't the chungwans go all quare for him, Ted? Isn't he like Johnny Depp meets the Hardy Bucks, or somesuch?? :pac:


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  • #8122
    KatW4
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,495 ✭✭✭KatW4


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    That's odd, your couch is not solid?:D

    Not after the cats got at it :D


  • #8123
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,201 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    KatW4 wrote: »
    Not after the cats got at it :D

    Dissolved in a flood of ammonia, did it? :pac:


  • #8124
    MsBubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    Hozier. State of him and his music

    Lexie That's how I feel about your beloved Marshall Mathers.


  • #8125
    Menas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    MsBubbles wrote: »
    Whiskeyman place said banana in a brown paper bag with avocado overnight hey presto ripe banana.

    The lad is going to starve between now and then.


  • #8126
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,201 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    MsBubbles wrote: »
    Lexie That's how I feel about your beloved Marshall Mathers.

    I hate that fcuker. He even looks as if he smells, on the television! :pac:


  • #8127
    KatW4
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,495 ✭✭✭KatW4


    jimgoose wrote: »
    Dissolved in a flood of ammonia, did it? :pac:

    It did... damn ammonia! It's just a wooden base now. So uncomfortable! Such a TA.


  • #8128
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    MsBubbles wrote: »
    Lexie That's how I feel about your beloved Marshall Mathers.



    Please don't hate on my husband to be!


  • #8129
    redfacedbear
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 891 ✭✭✭redfacedbear


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Isn't the shower better than the couch though? It's a non-fabric surface, easily cleaned due to proximity of hot water, and in the room which one is least likely to be dining in.:p

    Yeah, I thought it was not too shabby - you could see he was even aiming for the plug hole. Not the most solid of animal poop I've had to lift and the stench when I wandered into the room was horrendous but it was relatively easy to vanish.


  • #8130
    fiachr_a
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,204 ✭✭✭fiachr_a


    I was in a restaurant yesterday for some breakfast. The entire place was empty with about 25 tables. Then soon after I ordered from the menu a woman walked in and sat facing me at the very next table. The whole place was empty yet she walked from the door over to the table right next to mine. None of the other tables were good enough for her, up at the window, the other side of the room, in the middle. No, she had to sit facing me at the next table so I would have to look at her every time I glanced up from my breakfast. I moved.


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  • #8131
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    Our bitch is in heat, and wandering about splodging blood, then licking it up. I feel nauseous. This is why I can't bear being licked by dogs :(. If it's not bitches licking up their discharge, they are eating gross stuff outside. I'm following her about with a Dettol wipe, uggghhhhh....


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