Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

One eyed Jack · 03-03-2015 05:38PM

MsBubbles wrote: »

de price of smokes aint no joke
worriamgonna do witout me johnny blue
me ma said why don't ya go to cwo
don't b tick gerrup dere quick
deyll give de dough
so out de lash you can go

Smokes, jokes and johnnnys, TA that I was expecting to read the word 'poke', and it wasn't in there

Slippin' MsB, you're slippin'

MsBubbles · 03-03-2015 05:41PM

Ah heyor leave it ouh ONJ ! Amn't I only after telling yis me story of woe and all yis tink abou is bleedin mickeys and ridin. ridin witouh a johnny gor me inta dis mess in furst playce

Menas · 03-03-2015 05:44PM

TA that work has seriously impeded my Boards time today. The cheek.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 03-03-2015 05:56PM

Ms B I am WAKE

OldNotWIse · 03-03-2015 05:58PM

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz food coma....sugar coma......

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 03-03-2015 06:06PM

I lost 3lbs since last Tuesday. The Russian bought me a 4 finger kitkat to celebrate. I ate broccoli for lunch and there's a kitkat and God forgive me but I can resist everything but temptation

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 03-03-2015 06:21PM

I sit here wondering how messed up I have to be listening to eminem rap love the way you lie, and find even just his angry voice super hot? As for that video? Lord bless us he's a ride. And he's rapping about tying the chungwan to the bed and burning the house to the ground - and that's so messed up, but I'm still thinking - he can burn my house to the ground anytime he likes.

I like the bad boys

eternal · 03-03-2015 06:25PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I sit here wondering how messed up I have to be listening to eminem rap love the way you lie, and find even just his angry voice super hot? As for that video? Lord bless us he's a ride. And he's rapping about tying the chungwan to the bed and burning the house to the ground - and that's so messed up, but I'm still thinking - he can burn my house to the ground anytime he likes.

I like the bad boys

Watch the I'm Not Afraid video. I'd murder someone to get at him.

OldNotWIse · 03-03-2015 06:27PM

The Iona Institute.

F.uck. Off.

Maximus Alexander · 03-03-2015 06:30PM

Right, 5km walk to get home coming up, wish me luck! Here's hoping the foot will behave and I won't be MTTA when I get home.

Menas · 03-03-2015 06:47PM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

The Iona Institute.

F.uck. Off.

Post of the day!

jimgoose · 03-03-2015 07:29PM

MsBubbles wrote: »

Ah heyor leave it ouh ONJ ! Amn't I only after telling yis me story of woe and all yis tink abou is bleedin mickeys and ridin. ridin witouh a johnny gor me inta dis mess in furst playce

Furdest. It's pronounced "Furdest", not "furst". Watch your diction (HONK! ) young lady, or, partly for the benefit of young Alexandra, I shall light a modest but adequate coal fire in the fireplace, slap the dust out of the hoover-bag, and then call over to the Downeys for port and shenanigans.

KatW4 · 03-03-2015 07:39PM

Hahaha you lot are bloody crackers! Laughing at the song you've written but everyone keeps looking at me like I've lost my marbles! TA!

jimgoose · 03-03-2015 07:40PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

...I like the bad boys

Yes, my step-daughter had a touch of that until she figured out they were all retarded. There may have been the occasional "Predator"-style episode involved. There's none of them as Bad-Arsed, as you youngsters put it, as a pissed-off Goose.

Garzard · 03-03-2015 07:48PM

Here's one - the ''Cigarettes, Tobacco!!!'' moans on Moore Street.

Boom_Bap · 03-03-2015 07:53PM

Being stuck in work....with no end in sight.
I should start a poll.....Will Boom_Bap get home tonight?

jimgoose · 03-03-2015 08:04PM

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Being stuck in work....with no end in sight.
I should start a poll.....Will Boom_Bap get home tonight?

There is no choice - Helicopter Mickey!!

Menas · 03-03-2015 08:08PM

TA that they dont give out medals to the likes of me. Honest to god, the things I have achieved in the last two hours would put Mother Theresa to shame.
Well, nearly.

jimgoose · 03-03-2015 08:20PM

Trigger Happy wrote: »

TA that they dont give out medals to the likes of me. Honest to god, the things I have achieved in the last two hours would put Mother Theresa to shame.
Well, nearly.

Are we talking about wiping sh1tty holes again? I wipe mine all the time.

One eyed Jack · 03-03-2015 08:21PM

Trigger Happy wrote: »

TA that they dont give out medals to the likes of me. Honest to god, the things I have achieved in the last two hours would put Mother Theresa to shame.
Well, nearly.

Speaking of mothers -

Barely over the Valentine's nonsense and already people are talking about mother's day! I met my mother last week for dinner and she kept me waiting nearly two hours before she turned up, I could almost have sworn she was waiting until I'd got sick of waiting and fecked off :rolleyes:

She's like that my mam, and would call me later then to ask me why I never turned up! :mad:

Actually now I think I know what to get my mam for mothers day - a watch!

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 03-03-2015 08:29PM

****ing junkies hassling people as they walk up and down the street. When I've money and its cold I always will offer to buy tea/food, because I feel bad seeing someone - no matter what they are - sitting on the street hungry and cold being looked down on. I never give cash though.

But what really ****ing bugs me is this evening at the bottom of the street I work at, there was this fella, foaming from the mouth asking if I could spare change for the hostel, and he was quite obviously waiting for the girl who was standing in the middle of the path, hassling people both sides for money, she was quite vocal and very pushy.

I hate that. Pair of disgraces

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 03-03-2015 08:31PM

jimgoose wrote: »

Furdest. It's pronounced "Furdest", not "furst". Watch your diction (HONK! ) young lady, or, partly for the benefit of young Alexandra, I shall light a modest but adequate coal fire in the fireplace, slap the dust out of the hoover-bag, and then call over to the Downeys for port and shenanigans.

What did I do now!

Menas · 03-03-2015 08:35PM

Arragh Jesus, I am a disgrace to my dads name. It would be his 82nd birthday today and I forgot all about it. If he was alive he would kick my arse for forgetting!

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 03-03-2015 09:05PM

My friend joined weight watchers a month ago and today she had to go get weighed. She text me to tell me how well she's doing. Then tonight she texts me about the Chinese shes having tonight, and that she got satay and her oh got curry. I ask if he's joining weightwatchers too (he's massive) and she's like "not yet but he's really watching what he's eating". Yeah, sounds it.

Kevin McCloud · 03-03-2015 09:11PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

My friend joined weight watchers a month ago and today she had to go get weighed. She text me to tell me how well she's doing. Then tonight she texts me about the Chinese shes having tonight, and that she got satay and her oh got curry. I ask if he's joining weightwatchers too (he's massive) and she's like "not yet but he's really watching what he's eating". Yeah, sounds it.

It might only be a small portion of curry.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 03-03-2015 09:15PM

Yeah, it's still Chinese curry. You're not watching your weight when you're sowing into a Chinese

Menas · 03-03-2015 09:20PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Yeah, it's still Chinese curry. You're not watching your weight when you're sowing into a Chinese

If you eat enough of those then your nice big belly will stop you from been able to see the scales.
No more weight problem.

tomwaterford · 03-03-2015 09:35PM

Trigger Happy wrote: »

If you eat enough of those then your nice big belly will stop you from been able to see the scales.
No more weight problem.

I try to eat healthy and lose weight/ exercise etc..with varying degrees of success

I know my diet is not as good as it should be at times....but what drives me mental is some fat fcuk laughing at me and telling me I eat crap while they scoff themselves with takeaways maybe 4+ times a week!!

MsBubbles · 03-03-2015 10:24PM

jimgoose wrote: »

Yes, my step-daughter had a touch of that until she figured out they were all retarded. There may have been the occasional "Predator"-style episode involved. There's none of them as Bad-Arsed, as you youngsters put it, as a pissed-off Goose.

You sound like my Daddy, Lord have mercy on his soul

Pumpkinseeds · 03-03-2015 10:35PM

I'm getting a test done next week with the tattoo artist I'm hoping will be able to cover the huge area of scar tissue under my arm, he needs to check that I can tolerate it and that my skin can handle it. TA is that I'm worried that I won't be able to get the tattoo. It'd be really great if I can get it, it'd be so nice to be able to wear short sleeved tops again.

Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

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