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Trivial things that annoy you Part 27
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Trigger Happy wrote: »TA that I am now trying to figure out how three drunk lassies can manage to squeeze in to one stall and each pee successfully without making a right mess....
The physics dont work!
And don't forget we have to hover too
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Fine. That demented multi-pitched squealing is probably a spun bearing somewhere. I'll sort it out later, there's no need to keep reminding me every six sodding months, woman!
Imagine a man propping up a bar with four of his mates, on their fifth pint, and says "Lads, I am off for a slash, anyone want to join me?":D0 -
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eisenberg1 wrote: »Imagine a man propping up a bar with four of his mates, on their fifth pint, and says "Lads, I am off for a slash, anyone want to join me?":D
Doesn't happen. The correct announcement, as you know, is "Ay-oop, there goes the seal. I'll be like Niagara Falls the rest of the evening. Better out than in, wha'??" 0 -
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Maximus Alexander wrote: »Wait, girls can hover? :eek:
Well the "don't sit down!" is bet into us from a young age. In fact even now if I am out with Mam and we wind up using a public toilet she'll invariably shout out same from her cubicle, which is excruciatingly mortifying. So, there's the squat. Need pretty strong thigh muscles to master it though
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Doesn't happen. The correct announcement, as you know, is "Ay-oop, there goes the seal. I'll be like Niagara Falls the rest of the evening. Better out than in, wha'??"
Yes, and then your mates discuss the possibility of you being gay, because you went for slash before the sixth pint:D0 -
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It's amazing the contrast between men and women in the jacks.
Women cram into a cubicle and yammer away about the issue de jour and hover like magicians/illusionists.
Men give a quiet nod to each other at the urinal without eye (or member) contact while silently judging who has the stronger stream.
Women's bathrooms never really lose that sense of comradery. I've been in the work bathroom before company functions and come out feeling like employee relations have already been improved 0 -
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Pfft, hovering is for amateurs - toilet seat wipes all the way!
TA'd that the last 2 jars of Nutella that have come into the house have been rock hard. It's supposed to be spreadable! I have to sit the jar in warm water to soften it or use a hot knife. Basically it means waiting longer for my nutella. I think I'm re-discovering an old addiction. Curse you Pancake Tuesday! Curse you Ferrero with your enticing "Pancakes Love Nutella" stickers on top of your jars. Rosie loves Nutella!!0 -
I know that Im drunkies when I dont hover...:pac:OldNotWIse wrote: »And don't forget we have to hover too0 -
Rosie Rant wrote: »Pfft, hovering is for amateurs - toilet seat wipes all the way!
TA'd that the last 2 jars of Nutella that have come into the house have been rock hard. It's supposed to be spreadable! I have to sit the jar in warm water to soften it or use a hot knife. Basically it means waiting longer for my nutella. I think I'm re-discovering an old addiction. Curse you Pancake Tuesday! Curse you Ferrero with your enticing "Pancakes Love Nutella" stickers on top of your jars. Rosie loves Nutella!!
TA'd that when I tell people I hate Nutella and coke, but more so Nutella they think I'm crazy0 -
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fruttituttii wrote: »TA'd that when I tell people I hate Nutella and coke, but more so Nutella they think I'm crazy
Wellll, I wouldn't say you're crazy, but... a little odd perhaps
Reminds me of another TA though -
People that when they make me a coffee, they think I can't tell the difference between two and three spoons of sugar, and I really haven't the heart to tell them I can tell when they spike my coffee with that canderel shìte :mad:
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fruttituttii wrote: »TA'd that when I tell people I hate Nutella and coke, but more so Nutella they think I'm crazy
You're not crazy, you just have sh*tty tastebuds . Only joking, it's stupid to call someone crazy for not liking something. 0 -
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fruttituttii wrote: »TA'd that when I tell people I hate Nutella and coke, but more so Nutella they think I'm crazy
I'm with you. I hate Nutella I didn't drink coke for years and years 0 -
One eyed Jack wrote: »Wellll, I wouldn't say you're crazy, but... a little odd perhaps
Reminds me of another TA though -
People that when they make me a coffee, they think I can't tell the difference between two and three spoons of sugar, and I really haven't the heart to tell them I can tell when they spike my coffee with that canderel shìte :mad:
One of these days...
Sugar in your coffee? You deserve everything you get
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