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Trivial things that annoy you Part 27
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OldNotWIse wrote: »...there is something immensely annoying and that is the stuck up teenage cunnox at 1:20 who makes a face when Susan says she is trying to be a professional singer...
I wonder who died and made that chungwan the Mona Lisa? She has a nose like a racing yacht's rudder - it also looks like it's been broken at some stage - her teeth are like Stonehenge, she has a hideous overbite that makes her look like she's "simple" and it could just be the lighting but I think she's cross-eyed. Being a teenager she also probably smells funny and uses peculiar, baby-words like "OMG!!"
I'm good at this. Dr. James Goose, Analrapist, is open for fcukan business, bah!! :cool:0 -
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OldNotWIse wrote: »Also, I don't know what's wrong with me but I remember watching this as it happened and being a bit "meh" about it but now when I watch it I feel angry at the world and society for judging people like her
I'm sick, sick in the head :P
You're just getting a little older and wiser. For example, I don't rip into funny-looking idjit teenagers because as an officer and gentleman It would be most unbecoming of me to duel an unarmed, helpless opponent. Similar goes for that fat-headed buck-toothed goober at 1:32 above with a puss on her like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle. You're welcome. :cool:0 -
OldNotWIse wrote: »Now, I know I am not Susan Boyles number one fan. It's nothing personal to her, but I just don't think she is as good as people make out she is. That said, she is talented and watching her audition video, there is something immensely annoying and that is the stuck up teenage cunnox at 1:20 who makes a face when Susan says she is trying to be a professional singer. She more or less sneers and you can see her thinking "as if fat girl!". Typical of so many sheeple teenage girls who are so terrified to be anything except clones of each other and who are so quick to judge others who they perceive as being in any way different. I hope life has slapped her in the sanctimonious gob since that audition. Check it out:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OcQ9A-5noM
...and the inbed looking teethed f.ucker at 1:32
I think it's more the fact she comes off like a batshìt crazy oul' one on a shìt 'talent' show that's perfectly edited and scripted to extract as much money as possible from it's audience, which are indeed mostly teenagers, and not crazy cat ladies from remote islands who later suffer a mental breakdown after being thrust into the spotlight, or dropped by their record company after 'winning' X factor (Sam whatshername, been dropped by Syco already).
I wouldn't worry too much about teenagers doing what teenagers do, as I would about the adults who think that these sort of shows give them a second chance to be a contender.I wonder who died and made that chungwan the Mona Lisa? She has a nose like a racing yacht's rudder - it also looks like it's been broken at some stage - her teeth are like Stonehenge, she has a hideous overbite that makes her look like she's "simple" and it could just be the lighting but I think she's cross-eyed. Being a teenager she also probably smells funny and uses peculiar, baby-words like "OMG!!"
Teenager Jim, teenager...0 -
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TA there are some threads here (and I dont know why I never learn no to follow them!) that are basically just mechanisms by which you can berate other posters. So for example, tell me about a certain type of person that you dont like? And you say something and then some passive aggressive cunnox will post beneath you (not brave enough to quote you mind) and say "I hate people who [insert whatever you just said]" -sorry are you 12?? 0
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One eyed Jack wrote: »...Teenager Jim, teenager...
Yes, I know - so much sarcasm, satire and devastating insult... must.. not.. ignite.. lightsaber.. must.. remember.. helpless, unarmed opponent... 0 -
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OldNotWise, I hate that little b*tch. I don't even have to watch the video again, I can see the little cnut in my mind. B1tch faced little b1tchy b1tch!!
I'm TA'd by my sister today. I'm minding her kids like I do on every school holiday. For free, I might add. This morning she was late. She got my niece to ring with a five minute warning of their arrival as usual. Two minutes later my sister rang to say she was there. I unlocked the door and said "there in a second". I heard her mumble "fcuck sake" under her breath. I went out and met my nieces coming up the stairs. The landlord had just arrived to work downstairs and he had let them in. Before they were even in the door my sister rang to ask if I "got them ok". What the fcuck did she think was going to happen in those two FCUCKING seconds - that they'd be kidnapped or something?!! And of course she sent them without breakfast again!
I actually gave them their breakfast in the sitting room today. They're not allowed to eat in their own sitting room at home so I have the same rule here. I put their breakfast in front of the telly and actually went and hid in the kitchen. I had to catch my breath. Honestly, I was close to tears. So that was a great start to the day.. 0 -
Trigger Happy wrote: »I would be the same to be honest...the eyes glaze over at a lot of the stuff the long suffering Mrs Happy tell me.
Different things are important to different people. Different things annoy the hell out of different people.
(You owe me €5 for that bit of pre-marriage advice).
There is nothing more soul destroying than watching your OH's eyes glaze over as you impart a fascinating nugget of information to them. That nonchalant shrug as if to say "What the f**k are you on about. Again ". 0 -
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Turning yourself into a sort of barnyard-animal for the exclusive benefit and use of children seems to be a "thing" these days, maybe like the new Benedictine Monk's flagellation routine. My own parents certainly never did that. :pac:
"'Tis far from flagellation you were raised Jim" Errm, I hope! 0 -
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There is nothing more soul destroying than watching your OH's eyes glaze over as you impart a fascinating nugget of information to them. That nonchalant shrug as if to say "What the f**k are you on about. Again ".
"Of course I'm listening pet, I don't have to be looking directly at you with my mouth open. It's absolutely awful about your mother losing her leg, but I was looking at that 1965 Mustang over there!" 0 -
There is nothing more soul destroying than watching your OH's eyes glaze over as you impart a fascinating nugget of information to them. That nonchalant shrug as if to say "What the f**k are you on about. Again ".
This. Or when they're pretending to listen.
"Oh that's terrible honey". No it ****ing wasn't if you were listening youd know it was more maddening than terrible.
Or when you tell them something just to get it off your chest and they think they need to fix it. My oh and my brother hate each other. From a distance my oh will be like "I'll sort him out" and "leave it with me". But in reality, if it ever got that far, my brother would box him in the mouth so hard, he'd go deaf from the clattering of his teeth. I know this. The oh knows this.
So when I go home after another run in with my brother, all I want to do is rage/rant/cry and have him just LISTEN, rant with me, agree my brother is a complete ****head, rather than the other soft eejit making threats we both know he won't keep, trying to fix a situation that will NEVER be fixed.0 -
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LexieOnRale wrote: »...Or when you tell them something just to get it off your chest and they think they need to fix it...
Men are like that, that's the way our brains are wired and we can't help it. There's always that "fixer" thread running in the subconscious that assumes you wouldn't be telling us this kind of stuff unless you were looking for some kind of answer. There isn't much we can do about it! The next phase is usually something like "Well if it can't be fixed why keep banging on about it? Let's just work around it as best we can and go do something else, ideally something fun involving beer, custard and chainsaws!!" 0 -
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OldNotWIse wrote: »TA there are some threads here (and I dont know why I never learn no to follow them!) that are basically just mechanisms by which you can berate other posters. So for example, tell me about a certain type of person that you dont like? And you say something and then some passive aggressive cunnox will post beneath you (not brave enough to quote you mind) and say "I hate people who [insert whatever you just said]" -sorry are you 12??
That annoyed me! And he stalked your other posts and used those against you too. Get a life, twat.0 -
eisenberg1 wrote: »There is a woman who works near me, that I pass most mornings in the car park. She is approx my own vintage or a couple of years younger, and quite a looker ( Sarah Palin with a bit of a brain) and over a while its gone from nod to "Good morning" to "Nice day" etc. This morning, I started to say "Morning, how are you" But that morphed in to sort of "Hoo Morn, warm today" and the to to cover up that sh1te I said, wait for this...."How did you get over Christmas" FFS
I am off to kick myself in the balls!!!
Don't beat yourself up! (Nice) women really like a man who puts himself out there, too much confidence can be a real turn off...let her do the work next time see what she comes up with
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OldNotWIse wrote: »TA there are some threads here (and I dont know why I never learn no to follow them!) that are basically just mechanisms by which you can berate other posters. So for example, tell me about a certain type of person that you dont like? And you say something and then some passive aggressive cunnox will post beneath you (not brave enough to quote you mind) and say "I hate people who [insert whatever you just said]" -sorry are you 12??
It's mad, and the maddest forums are the ones you least expect. I once started a thread on homelessness in the humanities forum and was ran out of the place by what felt like a pack of hate-filled wolves! Bizarre0 -
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