Cheesecake rules

pragmatic1 · 19-02-2015 01:27PM #1

Just had some delicious cheesecake and a cup of tea. One of the greatest food combinations known to man.

Anyone that doesn't like cheesecake is essentially a flawed human being and smelly imo.

SadieSue · 19-02-2015 01:29PM

I find the base to be very greasy. Maybe that's why you need a cup of tea... I think you're on to something! :pac:

Adyx · 19-02-2015 01:31PM

I don't like tea or cheesecake.

Ficheall · 19-02-2015 01:31PM

My mum makes amazing cheesecake but I have never enjoyed any cheesecake which I have eaten in a restaurant or bought in a shop.

So I'm not sure where I stand on the issue.

pragmatic1 · 19-02-2015 01:34PM

Adyx wrote: »

I don't like tea or cheesecake.

How do you live with yourself. Get some professional help for your own sake.

pragmatic1 · 19-02-2015 01:35PM

Ficheall wrote: »

My mum makes amazing cheesecake but I have never enjoyed any cheesecake which I have eaten in a restaurant or bought in a shop.

So I'm not sure where I stand on the issue.

Is it regular flavour or does she make different variations of the desert perfection that is cheesecake.

Duggy747 · 19-02-2015 01:37PM

Doesn't stand a chance against Banoffee Pie for me.

Donkey Oaty · 19-02-2015 01:39PM

SadieSue wrote: »

I find the base to be very greasy. Maybe that's why you need a cup of tea... I think you're on to something! :pac:

Buttery base is better than greasy base.

SadieSue · 19-02-2015 01:40PM

Duggy747 wrote: »

Doesn't stand a chance against Banoffee Pie for me.

Yuck banana! It doesn't belong in a pie! :pac:

jester77 · 19-02-2015 01:41PM

There is nothing better than cheesecake made with quark.

pragmatic1 · 19-02-2015 01:42PM

Duggy747 wrote: »

Doesn't stand a chance against Banoffee Pie for me.

What about a banoffe flavoured cheesecake. You can't get a cheesecake flavoured banoffe pie, therefore cheesecake is the superior dessert.

SadieSue · 19-02-2015 01:43PM

Donkey Oaty wrote: »

Buttery base is better than greasy base.

It needs more ummmpphhh! :pac: have to work on my biscuit to butter ratios.

Birneybau · 19-02-2015 01:43PM

Cheesecake rules: must contain cheese.

Duggy747 · 19-02-2015 01:49PM

SadieSue wrote: »

Yuck banana! It doesn't belong in a pie! :pac:

When I make it I tend to leave out the banana :pac: Mainly because the next day they make the pie look a little off.

pragmatic1 wrote: »

What about a banoffe flavoured cheesecake. You can't get a cheesecake flavoured banoffe pie, therefore cheesecake is the superior dessert.

Nah, wouldn't eat banoffee-flavoured stuff, HAS to be banoffee pie itself or nothing and it has to be freshly made. None of that store-bought muck for champagne charlie here :pac:

I make the base with McVities double chocolate digestives, bind it together with some butter, loadza caramel and loadza cream.

Then effectively die a sweet, tooth-rotting death :pac:

SadieSue · 19-02-2015 01:53PM

Wow Duggy you'd need at least two cups of tea per 1 slice!

AnonoBoy · 19-02-2015 01:56PM

This thread is going off topic when is someone going to list the rest of these cheescake rules?

razorblunt · 19-02-2015 02:01PM

I've cut out the middle man, I now solely eat teacakes.

Birneybau · 19-02-2015 02:04PM

AnonoBoy wrote: »

This thread is going off topic when is someone going to list the rest of these cheescake rules?

Birneybau wrote: »

Cheesecake rules: must contain cheese.

And a buttery biscuit base.

SadieSue · 19-02-2015 02:05PM

Are nuts allowed in the base? :pac:

kylith · 19-02-2015 02:06PM

I don't like cheesecake and would never have it in a restaurant. I find it much too rich and cloying.

I make my own one with yoghurt and jelly as well as the cheese and it is fupping amazing, if I do say so myself. Lemon jelly-cheesecake with a gingernut base. Nomnomnom

Tarzana2 · 19-02-2015 02:10PM

Most cheesecake is crap stodge. A good one is indeed a great thing.

AndyBoBandy · 19-02-2015 02:12PM

if your cheesecake isn't oven baked, your wasting everyones time!

Mr. CooL ICE · 19-02-2015 02:12PM

No bake > baked cheesecakes

spottybananas · 19-02-2015 02:14PM

Love chilled cheesecakes, wouldn't eat a baked one if you paid me.

tradhead · 19-02-2015 02:18PM

Ok cheesecake lovers, I have a very important decision for you to make (for me

)

I took a notion a few weeks ago to make Toblerone cheesecake and bought everything I would need, including a buttload of Philadelphia cheese. I then went off the idea (also I ate all the Toblerone

) and now said cheese is nearing its expiry date.

Basically I have to make a cheesecake this weekend for no reason. What flavour is the best and therefore the one that I should make?

Mr. CooL ICE · 19-02-2015 02:21PM

Buy twice the previous amount of toblerone cheesecake. Eat half of that and use the other half in the cheesecake.

And save a bit for me.

SadieSue · 19-02-2015 02:22PM

Do you have any berries? You could swirl some in at the end just before you pour it onto the base.

Ihatecuddles · 19-02-2015 02:28PM

Lemon cheesecake is my favourite!

Gbear · 19-02-2015 02:34PM

kylith wrote: »

I don't like cheesecake and would never have it in a restaurant. I find it much too rich and cloying.

I make my own one with yoghurt and jelly as well as the cheese and it is fupping amazing, if I do say so myself. Lemon jelly-cheesecake with a gingernut base. Nomnomnom

I'd be the same - a very small amount is delicious but, a bit like white chocolate, too much just makes me feel sick.

It's weird though, because I could eat dark chocolate armageddon until it's dribbling out my ears.

I think the bitterness of very dark chocolate is key. It's the same with cheesecake.

Lemon is a lot more tolerable than strawberry, baileys or what-have-you.

A lot of food that I used to be able to stuff into my face now seem to lack the correct balance of flavours to be palatable.

Banana + dark chocolate = sweet + bitter = good.
rasberry + dark chocolate = bitter + bitter = bad.
white chocolate + rasberry = sweet + bitter = good.

Wobbly_Legs · 19-02-2015 02:35PM

Had a red velvet brownie cheesecake at the weekend.. Only cheesecake ive ever wanted more of!! YUM!

ChubbyHubby · 19-02-2015 02:37PM

Gbear wrote: »

Banana + dark chocolate = sweet + bitter = good.
rasberry + dark chocolate = bitter + bitter = bad.
white chocolate + rasberry = sweet + bitter = good.

But rasberry is sour...

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