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Answer a question....ask a question Mk IV

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  • #9512
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 81,191 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Nope , I keep my head down and stay out of trouble :)

    Why are girls attracted to the bad boys?


  • #9513
    aaronjumper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    Small slice of immaturity or are afraid of life getting boring would be my guess. Love the drama. Though I know men that love drama too.

    Have any cheesy pick up lines worked for you?


  • #9514
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 81,191 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    No all my cheesy lines failed me

    *bows head in shame*

    You?


  • #9515
    aaronjumper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    I've had two that worked. One of them was used ironically though.

    What's your favourite colour?


  • #9516
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 81,191 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Red or black

    How many pancakes could you eat in one sitting?


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  • #9517
    aaronjumper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    My record is three. :o

    Do you think you could run a country if you were put in charge?


  • #9518
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 81,191 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Damn straight :cool:

    What area would you put most of the budget in?


  • #9519
    aaronjumper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    The permanent holiday abroad fund. :pac:
    Probably throw it to the guards, seems like they're having trouble keeping a lid on things after all the cuts.

    What's the silliest law in your opinion?


  • #9520
    gamblitis
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,328 ✭✭✭gamblitis


    That you can poop in public but not pee.

    Have you ever been arrested?


  • #9521
    Wichita Lineman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 48,742 ✭✭✭✭Wichita Lineman


    No.

    What should I have been arrested for?


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  • #9522
    Elmo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,641 ✭✭✭✭Elmo


    Wichita Lineman wrote: »
    No.

    What should I have been arrested for?

    Tax evasion, money laundering, bribery .... Protesting water charges

    Which of those do you think you'd be arrested for?


  • #9523
    gamblitis
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,328 ✭✭✭gamblitis


    Probably tax evasion.

    Do you hold an offshore bank account?


  • #9524
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 81,191 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    No >_>

    Do you believe me?


  • #9525
    C.K Dexter Haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    Sephiroth_dude wrote: »
    No >_>

    Do you believe me?

    of course i do, you're the MAN!

    do you believe me?:D


  • #9526
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Flattery will only get you so far, not a chance I believe ye.

    Do you think you are a good liar?


  • #9527
    Elmo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,641 ✭✭✭✭Elmo


    C.K Dexter Haven wrote: »
    of course i do, you're the MAN!

    do you believe me?:D

    Clearly seph's Swiss banker so no

    How are the Bahamas these days?


  • #9528
    C.K Dexter Haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    Flattery will only get you so far, not a chance I believe ye.

    Do you think you are a good liar?

    of course!




    :o





    Elmo wrote: »
    Clearly seph's Swiss banker so no

    How are the Bahamas these days?


    35-38 in the shade:p


    comfy or wha?:P


  • #9529
    Wichita Lineman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 48,742 ✭✭✭✭Wichita Lineman


    Extremely.

    Can you pass me down a coconut?


  • #9530
    Georgie.Girl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,615 ✭✭✭Georgie.Girl


    (looks down at broken leg)

    does it require climbing a tree?


  • #9531
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 81,191 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Only if theres zombies,dogs or flying witches after you

    Are any of them after you?


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  • #9532
    Georgie.Girl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,615 ✭✭✭Georgie.Girl


    ummm, ummm, ummm

    are you a :eek: zombie?


  • #9533
    Elmo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,641 ✭✭✭✭Elmo


    Georgie.Girl wrote: »
    ummm, ummm, ummm

    are you a :eek: zombie?

    TBH we don't like that term we perfer Vertical Dead, Living Dead or sometimes Functioning Bodies Reliant on Human Flesh (FBRHF)

    Are you Zombiephobic?


  • #9534
    Rubecula
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    not exactly

    do you fear an axe?


  • #9535
    aaronjumper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    It depends on who's holding it.

    Would you trust me with one?


  • #9536
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 81,191 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    God no :eek:

    would you trust me with one ?


  • #9537
    aaronjumper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    Of course I would.

    Would I have to stand near you? :pac:


  • #9538
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 81,191 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    aaronjumper wrote: »
    Of course I would.

    Would I have to stand near you? :pac:

    No you have stand 5 clicks that way

    For 50,000 euro would you let someone put an apple on your head and shoot an arrow through it?


  • #9539
    aaronjumper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    No. The thought of an arrow getting buried in my socket would put me off.

    Have you ever used a Bow?


  • #9540
    greenfrogs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,115 ✭✭✭greenfrogs


    No I would be terrified the fecker would blind me.

    Would you ever consider plastic surgery?


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  • #9541
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 81,191 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Not a chance

    Ever been to leap castle?


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