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Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

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  • #5252
    MsBubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    jim I have no problem with spanners in fact they come in handy when I need to tighten things.
    Mr B can have as many tools as he likes. Are you any good at shelving ?


  • #5253
    Menas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    One of the best things about living in a house, as opposed to an apartment, is that you can have a shed for all your tools and manly stuff. I love my shed.


  • #5254
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,201 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Trigger Happy wrote: »
    One of the best things about living in a house, as opposed to an apartment, is that you can have a shed for all your tools and manly stuff. I love my shed.

    All hail. May I just add, in the immortal words of Tim Allen, Ugh-Ugh-Uuuugghh!! :D


  • #5255
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    I have a problem with spanners too. His mam cooks his dinner for him!!!
    I'm impressed with the car work, J.


  • #5256
    MsBubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    jim and Trigger will you have a word with Mr B, I 've suggested on numerous occasions that we buy a shed.
    I thought he'd love the idea of a man cave aka Shed but nope


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  • #5257
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,201 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    MsBubbles wrote: »
    jim and Trigger will you have a word with Mr B, I 've suggested on numerous occasions that we buy a shed.
    I thought he'd love the idea of a man cave aka Shed but nope

    Hmm. This is serious, he's at risk of having his Bloke Card confiscated at this rate.


  • #5258
    dubstarr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,762 ✭✭✭✭dubstarr


    Trigger Happy wrote: »
    One of the best things about living in a house, as opposed to an apartment, is that you can have a shed for all your tools and manly stuff. I love my shed.

    I said that in the voice of Fr Hackett." I love my brick":D


  • #5259
    MsBubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    We need an ask Jim thread


  • #5260
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Trigger Happy wrote: »
    One of the best things about living in a house, as opposed to an apartment, is that you can have a shed for all your tools and manly stuff. I love my shed.

    Sitting in your shed, with your tools out, and a big can of WD40, heaven:D


  • #5261
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Yeah I can imagine the lubricant being important with the bigger tools alright


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  • #5262
    Dog of Tears
    Closed Accounts Posts: 812 ✭✭✭Dog of Tears


    I saw a spider in my shed the other day.
    Massive he was.

    Now it feels like it's his shed.


  • #5263
    jamesbere
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,022 ✭✭✭jamesbere


    Sitting down in a cafe having nice cup of tea when eejit in next table answers his phone and proceeds to have a long loud conversation.

    The phone is going to get inserted into his rectum in a minute


  • #5264
    MsBubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    jamesbere go over and tell him he's being a langer.


  • #5265
    jamesbere
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,022 ✭✭✭jamesbere


    Dog of Tears wrote: »
    I saw a spider in my shed the other day.
    Massive he was.

    Now it feels like it's his shed.

    Only one course of action, burn the shed.


  • #5266
    jamesbere
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,022 ✭✭✭jamesbere


    MsBubbles wrote: »
    jamesbere go over and tell him he's being a langer.

    No better insult


  • #5267
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    I want a baby. Every time I see someone with a baby I want to cry. What the actual f.uck is wrong with me??? I nearly feel like....I have a baby already...and can't find it or something. My mum was 1 month pregnant with me when she was my age, bless her. Does that have anything to do with it?? :(


  • #5268
    Hugo Stiglitz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    Being bored.


  • #5269
    MsBubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    Hugo being bored sucks


  • #5270
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    I want a baby. Every time I see someone with a baby I want to cry. What the actual f.uck is wrong with me??? I nearly feel like....I have a baby already...and can't find it or something. My mum was 1 month pregnant with me when she was my age, bless her. Does that have anything to do with it?? :(


    :( is it an option for you at the min?


  • #5271
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    I want a baby. Every time I see someone with a baby I want to cry. What the actual f.uck is wrong with me??? I nearly feel like....I have a baby already...and can't find it or something. My mum was 1 month pregnant with me when she was my age, bless her. Does that have anything to do with it?? :(

    Does it have to be a baby? I'll give you one of my kids if you want. Potty trained and able to feed themselves.


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  • #5272
    The Diabolical Monocle
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,618 ✭✭✭The Diabolical Monocle


    the women are getting all womaney again


  • #5273
    Hugo Stiglitz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    MsBubbles wrote: »
    Hugo being bored sucks

    Luckily I have Boards to amuse me! :)


  • #5274
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,201 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    Does it have to be a baby? I'll give you one of my kids if you want. Potty trained and able to feed themselves.

    Sorcha from Morkeshing would call this Upselling, or Adding Value. :pac:


  • #5275
    MsBubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    ONW you only think you want a baby. offer to mind a baby for the weekend and you'll soon change your mind ;)

    FFS What's all the fuss about Valentine's Day ? Bloody Hallmark Holiday. Since when you have to get your hair/nails/make up done plus buy a new outfit plus book dinner and an overnight stay in hotel. What a load of twaddle


  • #5276
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    Does it have to be a baby? I'll give you one of my kids if you want. Potty trained and able to feed themselves.

    Yeah, but I bet you wont part the chidderens lowance book:D


  • #5277
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    Yeah, but I bet you wont part the chidderens lowance book:D
    Nay chance, that's the Domino's fund.


  • #5278
    MsBubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    eisenberg1 went into tesco last tuesday on my lunch break and couldn't understand why it was so busy then It dawned on me Mickey Money Day


  • #5279
    Hugo Stiglitz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    MsBubbles wrote: »
    Mickey Money Day

    LOL Well named! :D


  • #5280
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,201 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    MsBubbles wrote: »
    ...Mickey Money Day

    <SNORT!>


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  • #5281
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    MsBubbles wrote: »
    ONW you only think you want a baby. offer to mind a baby for the weekend and you'll soon change your mind ;)

    Nah, you need to mind a couple of moody teenagers to put you off:D


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